Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67709
That was someone else.
Haven't owned undies in years.
...Except Underoos.

I'm Wonder Woman.
But please don't tell anyone.
Justice League orgies.
Haiku #67709
Posted: July 15, 2020 3:46 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Whorendous of I would NEVER soil my Underoos!