Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 72 Days and 69760 Haikus later...

You soiled your undies....
Stashed in the neighbors mail box...
That's why you got none
Haiku # 67708, July 14, 2020 2:48 pm ET
by Eye in the sky
I don't wear undies.
Underwear is oppression.
Like communism.
Haiku # 67707, July 13, 2020 9:43 pm ET
by dw
If I could be Jim
I would give my people hell:
Jungle Paradise
Haiku # 67706, July 13, 2020 5:41 pm ET
by White Nights of Disinformation
Jim Jones was a star.
I want to be like Jim Jones,
to help The People.
Haiku # 67705, July 12, 2020 1:58 pm ET
by REVOLUTION of Social Justice
I am so, so glad
That I'm not Darth's underwear.
Must get quite messy.
Haiku # 67704, July 12, 2020 8:27 am ET
by Perspectives of DW
TikTok videos
are too short to jack off to.
Chinese short life span.
Haiku # 67703, July 12, 2020 5:33 am ET
by "Repent TikTok Man!" said the Harlequin. of DW
what is happening
i don't get y'all's politics
shut up and eat snot
Haiku # 67702, July 12, 2020 2:22 am ET
by tall child of Michigan
There's nothing quite like
retarded children screaming
when you're doing math.
Haiku # 67701, July 11, 2020 1:38 am ET
by DW of Ah well, God is laughing at me.
You didn't expect
the Spanish Inquisition
because no one does.
Haiku # 67700, July 11, 2020 1:36 am ET
by DW of until it's too late.
The life of Brian.
When he opens the window.
Full Monty Python.
Haiku # 67699, July 10, 2020 9:59 pm ET
by And the crowd goes wild! of DW
That butt-naked guy
Playing organ, backwards glance
on Monty Python
Haiku # 67698, July 10, 2020 6:26 pm ET
by Always cracked me up !
Breath upon the vine
Pining for blushing faces
Sigh among branches
Haiku # 67697, July 10, 2020 5:27 pm ET
by MONARCH
and now for something completely different
Haiku # 67696, July 10, 2020 5:26 pm ET
by that thing that did on monty python of changing scenes
Lesbian Marxists
Trying to suppress families.
Do such lives matter?
Haiku # 67695, July 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET
by Woke-Ass Bitch of Tell U How it Iz
Christ, that's fucking good!
Phil, I laughed my fat ass off...
Wait, no, it's still there.
Haiku # 67694, July 9, 2020 11:11 am ET
by DW of need to lose weight. :-(
Fart while jerking Off?
Then call it gasterbation.
Get out your matches.
Haiku # 67693, July 9, 2020 7:13 am ET
by Phil Lesh
When I beat off quick
I call it fasterbation.
Get out your stopwatch.
Haiku # 67692, July 8, 2020 9:27 am ET
by DW
Forrest Gump's Jenny
has become an escort girl.
No one is surprised.
Haiku # 67691, July 8, 2020 9:26 am ET
by DW
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Haiku # 67690, July 8, 2020 6:34 am ET
by Kolkata escorts of Kolkata, 700016
Fuck TikTok, you know.
I'll just say it one more time.
Fuck Ticktock... to death!
Haiku # 67689, July 7, 2020 5:32 pm ET
by DW
My Whorrendous schlong
has destroyed many small dogs.
And some large rodents.
Haiku # 67688, July 7, 2020 5:30 pm ET
by DW
Spew droplets of sick
Flatten curves spiral freefall
Your mask is slipping
Haiku # 67687, July 6, 2020 5:37 pm ET
by Peter 8 of California
Darth brings his stink here.
Shuts the site down for two days.
Whorrendous indeed...
Haiku # 67686, July 5, 2020 7:07 pm ET
by Stagnation of Haiku
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Haiku # 67685, July 3, 2020 12:23 pm ET
by iamback of guess
They're not watching porn.
New video equipment.
They're making their own.
Haiku # 67684, July 2, 2020 11:25 am ET
by Shaolin Porn Hub of Best seller "Fists of Fury"
The old rice temple:
no more festivals and songs.
They're all watching porn.
Haiku # 67683, July 2, 2020 10:01 am ET
by Golden Age of Meiji Empire
Pooh Bear and Eyore?
That piglet and honey-pot?
A.A. Milne? HIS pooh?
Haiku # 67682, July 2, 2020 8:49 am ET
by Christopher Robin of Winnie the P
Let's talk about poo.
Just like in the good old days.
Sick of the virus.
Haiku # 67681, July 1, 2020 9:33 pm ET
by DW
Planned obsolescence.
Engineered social chaos.
Enriching themselves.
Haiku # 67680, July 1, 2020 6:32 pm ET
by Kill the Godless of Christian Love
But what do we suck?
I prefer to suck boobies
When available
Haiku # 67679, July 1, 2020 11:17 am ET
by Ron Jeremy
You all truly SUCK.
I just had to declare it.
In stunning haiku.
Haiku # 67678, June 30, 2020 8:19 pm ET
by Bosho Bosh You
tragic adolescents
indifferent narcissists
who know everything
Haiku # 67677, June 30, 2020 7:04 am ET
by ash
We have stopped caring.
Whatever your problem is,
Please do not tell us.
Haiku # 67676, June 28, 2020 11:42 pm ET
by The Borg Collective
It was hard ass work
I put my elbow grease there
Got a hernia
Haiku # 67675, June 28, 2020 4:06 pm ET
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
Worst haiku all time
And it rhymes fuck yeah it rhymes
Worst haiku all time
Haiku # 67674, June 28, 2020 3:59 pm ET
by Dick Sakwrinkle of Wino Parade
White cherry blossoms:
The petals fall like fresh snow.
Now there's a haiku!
Haiku # 67673, June 26, 2020 7:34 am ET
by Boring Images of the Orient (yawn)
wave your haiku peen
till the poetry erupts
was that good for you ?
Haiku # 67672, June 26, 2020 7:23 am ET
by ash
Your haiku is bad.
Your verse does not flow smoothly.
It's not poetic.
Haiku # 67671, June 25, 2020 8:51 am ET
by An Accomplished Haiku Poet of Clown World
Nobody loves me.
So I'll post it on Facebook.
Look at all the hearts.
Haiku # 67670, June 25, 2020 8:36 am ET
by Your ex-girlfriends poodle's previous owner's mother-in-law's garden gnome
Only mine are good.
My haiku is very good.
So clever. So good.
Haiku # 67669, June 24, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by greater than Basho
more accurately
for a very long time now
they are mostly bad
Haiku # 67668, June 24, 2020 8:26 am ET
by ash
once upon a time
there were a lot of haiku
and they were all bad
Haiku # 67667, June 24, 2020 8:24 am ET
by ash
someone summarize
all the bad haiku i've missed
in haiku form, please
Haiku # 67666, June 23, 2020 9:22 pm ET
by scotch of not too much to ask
prarie dog refuge
of connected passageways
apartment complex
Haiku # 67665, June 23, 2020 2:44 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
ancient drive in with
damaged parking area
forest habitat
Haiku # 67664, June 23, 2020 2:36 am ET
by B. Johnston of Ks
a bunch of giant
toddlers paid by soros on
a history smash
Haiku # 67663, June 22, 2020 2:29 pm ET
by vhs
colour me outraged
by all things beyond the pale
of purest snowflake
Haiku # 67662, June 22, 2020 9:10 am ET
by ash
Excising blackheads.
I can watch YouTube all day.
People getting killed.
Haiku # 67661, June 20, 2020 3:29 am ET
by Darth Whorendous of Oh, no, but we can't show any titties!
Let's cancel all school.
We don't need no educa
shun. Books are stupid.
Haiku # 67660, June 20, 2020 3:26 am ET
by Darth Whorendous
Enough of all this!
Let's talk about Godzilla.
Important matters.

Where did he come from?
How does he sustain himself?
Does he have a wife?
Haiku # 67659, June 19, 2020 8:18 pm ET
by Darth Sick of Lockdown Whorendous of Over there.
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