Does a dry cough mean
you hack up boogers, not phlegm?
Skunky cough boogers.

Oh wait, that's resin.
THC from a whore's lung.
Who wants to get high?

Snoop Dog's down for it.
How about you, vhs?
Relax! I'm joking!

Here's a beer for you.
Imported from Germany.
Pot's the Devil's work.