Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 161 Days and 77042 Haiku later...

Nothing but nervous
Wreck, not so much, the wave goes
Crashes, then goes out
Haiku # 76815, December 19, 2023 12:25 am ET
by Mox
ain't got no corn pone
but i got me some toe jam
and some sweet poontang
Haiku # 76814, December 18, 2023 3:07 am ET
by ash of bone appetit
Top news sites for guest;
More Google links and spreadsheets...
The usual shit.
Haiku # 76813, December 16, 2023 6:09 pm ET
by Boring Bot Invaders of SPread sHeeTs
Your schizophrenia
Does not mean you are plural
Nor a collective.
Haiku # 76811, December 14, 2023 1:56 pm ET
by Sero Tonin of Laser-focused Singularity
Well howdy thar y'all.
Jest wundrin' about something...
Got any corn-pone?
Haiku # 76810, December 14, 2023 10:11 am ET
by Hungry Haiku Poet of The Ozarks
if you're a psychic
why did i write this haiku
and what does it mean?
Haiku # 76809, December 10, 2023 7:04 am ET
by ash of prescient deja vu
now it all makes sense
the planet is bipolar
it's a mad mad world
Haiku # 76808, December 10, 2023 6:45 am ET
by ash of stop taking the lithium
que sera sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours
Haiku # 76807, December 10, 2023 3:53 am ET
by ash of boomer insouciance
They have your mind now
subliminal whispers to
"Support Big Fart Spray"
Haiku # 76806, December 10, 2023 2:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A can of fart spray
For everyone on your list
Bottled at the source
Haiku # 76805, December 8, 2023 8:44 pm ET
by St. Stinkyass of Nether Regions
Corporate Christmas:
Purchase things that no one needs.
(Now shut up and BUY)
Haiku # 76804, December 8, 2023 9:58 am ET
by Sales Statistics of Saturnalia 2023
ho ho fucking ho
'tis the season so they say
but no one's jolly
Haiku # 76803, December 8, 2023 8:04 am ET
by ash of nearer the south pole
The lights are on but
Christmas, anyone at home
Oh shit, a paint can.

Thump... home alone
Haiku # 76802, December 7, 2023 11:16 am ET
by Vhs
Fuck Allen Dulles.
Fuck the Pentagon warlords.
GOD will judge their souls.
Haiku # 76801, December 6, 2023 5:51 pm ET
by The God You Deny of EXCUSES
hit not on minors
sublimate profane urges
and grind on midgets
Haiku # 76800, December 6, 2023 3:30 am ET
by ash of politically only slightly less incorrect
Please ban this website
We must protect the children
From the groomer life
Haiku # 76799, December 5, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Mom's for Liverty of Loosing elections left and right
Now gentlemen, please...
You verse is stench on the breeze:
excretory sleaze.
Haiku # 76798, December 2, 2023 11:23 am ET
by Poot McPooter of Outhouse In-crowd
When a deer goes poo
He looks like a kangaroo
Ash, could it be you?
Haiku # 76797, December 2, 2023 1:59 am ET
by Noticer of Thunder Down Under
you left me behind
in continent down under
wide brown land for me
Haiku # 76796, December 1, 2023 6:08 am ET
by ash of my country
Skidmark down under
Under where? Under where?
There!
(Wrecked another chair)
Haiku # 76795, November 30, 2023 9:04 pm ET
by Can’t reach to wipe my Ash of Smelly Arthritis
Shit, shat or shitted,
Foul crime was still committed;
Darth benefited.
Haiku # 76794, November 30, 2023 11:21 am ET
by Wm. Shatner of Future Tense
who shat in my pants?
someone is responsible
for such an outrage
Haiku # 76793, November 29, 2023 5:21 am ET
by ash of crossing denial
I gaze across the
Snow-dusted field. Can’t help but
Wonder who farted.
Haiku # 76792, November 28, 2023 9:58 am ET
by Blueclef of Hinterlands
I like sandwiches
Having form,but versatile
Kind of like haiku
Haiku # 76791, November 24, 2023 11:10 pm ET
by Doobie Brother of China Grove
Let us now give thanks
for geriatric warmongers.
Yes. Let us give thanks.
Haiku # 76789, November 21, 2023 7:46 am ET
by Pentagon Turkeys of Unpardoned
If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold
Haiku # 76787, November 19, 2023 3:29 pm ET
by Mox
copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it
Haiku # 76786, November 16, 2023 6:43 am ET
by ash of up yer arts
twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days
Haiku # 76785, November 16, 2023 6:37 am ET
by ash of off yer dial
the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.
Haiku # 76784, November 15, 2023 11:46 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?
Haiku # 76783, November 15, 2023 11:38 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles
Haiku # 76782, November 15, 2023 11:25 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown
Haiku # 76781, November 15, 2023 11:14 pm ET
by ash of generous at two bits
More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?
Haiku # 76780, November 15, 2023 6:57 am ET
by Pentagon Brat of Military Matriarchy
RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself
Sad, but expected.
Haiku # 76779, November 14, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)
Haiku # 76778, November 14, 2023 8:42 am ET
by Coma of RINO Cuckery
thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed
Haiku # 76777, November 14, 2023 7:02 am ET
by ash of higher altitudes
Giant marshmallows
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day
Haiku # 76776, November 13, 2023 11:04 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind
Haiku # 76775, November 10, 2023 9:24 pm ET
by ash of and womankind and lgbti+kind
let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch
Haiku # 76774, November 10, 2023 9:18 pm ET
by ash of dust to dust
Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
Haiku # 76773, November 10, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
Haiku # 76772, November 10, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by ash of someone else's pogrom
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
Haiku # 76771, November 10, 2023 7:44 pm ET
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 76770, November 10, 2023 1:23 pm ET
by Hex of the Funhouse
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
Haiku # 76769, November 9, 2023 11:00 pm ET
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
Haiku # 76768, November 9, 2023 5:47 am ET
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
Haiku # 76767, November 8, 2023 7:54 am ET
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
Haiku # 76766, November 8, 2023 7:30 am ET
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti
My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
Haiku # 76765, November 7, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
Haiku # 76764, November 7, 2023 7:29 am ET
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
Haiku # 76762, November 6, 2023 10:50 pm ET
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
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