twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days
by ash of off yer dial
the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown
by ash of generous at two bits
More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?
by Pentagon Brat of Military Matriarchy
RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself
Sad, but expected.
by Anonymous Poet
Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)
by Coma of RINO Cuckery
thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed
by ash of higher altitudes
Giant marshmallows
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day
by Ivica of Canada
final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind
by ash of and womankind and lgbti+kind
let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch
by ash of dust to dust
Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
by ash of someone else's pogrom
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
by Hex of the Funhouse
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti
My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
by Ivica of Canada
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging
very good
by Michaelunerb of Panama
Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.
by All Hallows Eve of Goodnight
scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes
by ash of trick or treatment
spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali
by ash of tidak bagus
Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.
by Bali Hai of Bahasa Indonesia
Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...
by Horror of Autumnal Spookery Inc.
bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey
by ash of onya wayan then ketut kaput
regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change
by ash of logical pretzel
Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.
by Disciples of Janis
Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...
by Becker Fagen of Barrytown
After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop
by Controll your hole
after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
by ash
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
by Crapper John, M.D.
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
by ash of middle east old west
Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)
by Doctor of Misanthropology
People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best
by Anonymous Poet
absorbed in facepage
you shun present engagement
with local life forms
by ash of other world problems
it's all a bit grim
i watch the seasons changing
not for the better
by ash of broken planet
