count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch

The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt

Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.

ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans

Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.

Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.

very good

Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.

scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes

spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali

Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.

Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...

bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey

regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change

Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.

Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...

After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop

after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya

Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes

rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn

Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)

People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best

absorbed in facepage
you shun present engagement
with local life forms

it's all a bit grim
i watch the seasons changing
not for the better

Bad Haiku repaired
Does not become good haiku...
And we are ashamed

bad haiku repaired
the rest of the world is fucked
some things never change

Palestinians
Glided into a rave-fest...
Harshed everyone's high.

In homage to Ash,
Search function has been repaired.
Thanks for the report.

which god is the best?
if all their children murder
that's bad parenting

You Latvian bot,
You are so poorly-programmed.
Humans are better.

It's well written, but inhibition it into the open

Ah done thought it out.
Ah thought it out to the end.
But it don't make sense.

cant find my engine
the heart search is broken
like my empty haiku

oh sweet sphere of mine
tulip bulb dermatitis
cracked earth blisters dumb

cant find my haiku
the search engine is broken
like my empty heart

It's well written, but check it out

In the Pharaoh's tomb
Passages are also blocked...
Brains removed through nose.

moving into spring
copious nasal discharge
blocks my passages

Hey Joe of JoeLand:
You almost have a haiku.
Watch your syllables...

I, data entry
everyday my eyeballs bleed
Bang flows through my veins

don't tease the panther
panther is down on its luck
panther depression

Catch the biggest fish
Please, I want to go fishing
Eat it for dinner

I call on satan

show me all the thoughts I hide

there is no answer


a conversation

speak to madness without reply

it listens

Can't writer today
Maybe I'll author next week
Or poet Friday

Time to grab the hog
Feeling like an in heat dog
Go see Beetlejuice

this simple haiku
sigma hype beasts nod their heads
SUPREME brand poem

Hi y'all. It's just me:
Your little haiku fairy,
perched on a flower!

but no no eat me
starve much dust soon to be cuz
no eat me long time

but is it giving
like a turtle with a straw
seasons tend to shift

infrequent haiku
significant hiatus
between submissions