Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 20 Days and 76798 Haiku later...

Catch the biggest fish
Please, I want to go fishing
Eat it for dinner
Haiku # 76705, September 22, 2023 4:41 am ET
by Kimberley of Sandwich
I call on satan

show me all the thoughts I hide

there is no answer


a conversation

speak to madness without reply

it listens
Haiku # 76704, September 21, 2023 11:34 pm ET
by Joe of Joeland
Can't writer today
Maybe I'll author next week
Or poet Friday
Haiku # 76703, September 21, 2023 4:56 am ET
by K.G. Munro of Heaven
Time to grab the hog
Feeling like an in heat dog
Go see Beetlejuice
Haiku # 76702, September 20, 2023 10:36 am ET
by Lauren Bobafet
this simple haiku
sigma hype beasts nod their heads
SUPREME brand poem
Haiku # 76701, September 20, 2023 9:43 am ET
by alpha is just sigma lite of VIP weightlifting room - cruise ship gym
Hi y'all. It's just me:
Your little haiku fairy,
perched on a flower!
Haiku # 76700, September 20, 2023 7:58 am ET
by Obese Bearded Offender With Ankle Bracelet of Filthy Basement
but no no eat me
starve much dust soon to be cuz
no eat me long time
Haiku # 76699, September 19, 2023 1:43 pm ET
by Hungry of Neanderthal
but is it giving
like a turtle with a straw
seasons tend to shift
Haiku # 76698, September 19, 2023 11:45 am ET
by Person of Climate
infrequent haiku
significant hiatus
between submissions
Haiku # 76697, September 19, 2023 6:27 am ET
by ash of guess we forget
"Back In The Saddle".
Zenith of Western Culture.
Hmm... well maybe not.
Haiku # 76696, September 15, 2023 6:07 pm ET
by Aerosmith of Bwahston Rawks
Chip Away The Stone:
Go listen to it right now;
Aerosmith. YouToob.
Haiku # 76695, September 15, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Rock + Roll of You Can Do This
They're from "the Barrio"...
Gringos think it's menacing.
(Just means "Neighborhood"...)
Haiku # 76694, September 13, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by El Flaco of Scarsdale NY
I asked the Sandman
Will ya make me some sandbags?
Waterbed for sale
Haiku # 76693, September 11, 2023 1:52 pm ET
by Sigh of Relief (sleep #2 would be worse)
wherever you be
dream a little dream of me
and leave a wet patch
Haiku # 76692, September 11, 2023 9:47 am ET
by ash of nocturnal mission
Vincent spoke the truth...
Spoke truth to Absurdity.
And so he's guilty.
Haiku # 76691, September 10, 2023 1:38 pm ET
by Alice C. of Detroit City Rock On
I light up the sky.
Yes, I am that kind of guy.
What I sell, you buy.
Haiku # 76690, September 10, 2023 1:27 pm ET
by Prophet Margin of Isaiah Ezekiel
Lightning is the proof:
Proof thunder comes after flash;
Thunder of my voice.
Haiku # 76689, September 10, 2023 1:25 pm ET
by Voice of Thunder of Down Under
Now I just can't stop.
Now I must haiku some more.
Now I understand.
Haiku # 76688, September 10, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by Miss Understanding of Misanthropology
Mah deer uncle Clem:
I has done ritten haiku.
(Ain't nobody knowed.)
Haiku # 76687, September 10, 2023 1:20 pm ET
by Appalachian Orientalist of Cornpone Corner
Hey YOU, haiku-face:
Disappear without a trace
Inside outer space.
Haiku # 76686, September 10, 2023 1:17 pm ET
by We Are Kontrol All Your Base of E-rase
All we am pronouns.
She/her are preferred zhey/zhem.
These is makes grammar!
Haiku # 76685, September 10, 2023 1:14 pm ET
by Noam Chompski of ChompChomp Inc.
Knowing where we are
Or knowing who i am now
All just a big farse
Haiku # 76684, September 10, 2023 2:26 am ET
by Farce? of Farts
Whats up with fun bug
Horried eyeliner and guts
I love to see it
Haiku # 76683, September 10, 2023 2:24 am ET
by Ger of Valley of spiders
These rotten
Versed even a dog
Will not eat
Haiku # 76682, September 10, 2023 2:15 am ET
by A dog of Eden (eatin')
No no no no bro
Ashley is from lalaland
Superwholock fan
Haiku # 76681, September 10, 2023 2:13 am ET
by Ashley (me) of Do u memebber
Minneapolis:
Police are necessary.
What were you thinking?
Haiku # 76680, September 9, 2023 3:25 pm ET
by Consequences of Bad Policy
Now I am ready.
Yes, I am ready indeed--
Here to haiku you.
Haiku # 76679, September 9, 2023 3:17 pm ET
by Pronouns Inc. of Old Country
How did you like it?
My haiku with extra line...
Damn. I sure screwed up.
Haiku # 76678, September 9, 2023 3:13 pm ET
by Ashley of Nabiru the 12th Planet
nominally theft
ashley was once a boy's name
then gone with the wind
Haiku # 76677, September 9, 2023 6:16 am ET
by ash of leslie, how'd we forget?
Ashley's the Sleitchen.
Ashley lives in La-la land.
Ashley writes haiku.
She's from Nabiru.
Haiku # 76676, September 8, 2023 8:14 pm ET
by Algorithms of the Anunnaki
Who is the sleitchen
Are they still out there
Ashley wants to know
Haiku # 76675, September 7, 2023 3:53 pm ET
by Booger of Lala land
Why is speech bubble
Written in 3-5-3 style
I am in hell now
Haiku # 76674, September 7, 2023 3:52 pm ET
by Sorry of Bawry
Dream home in Bali?
Every dream home a heart-ache...
It's true. Ask Roxy.
Haiku # 76673, September 6, 2023 9:41 am ET
by Brian Eno's Synthesizer of Synthesis
a secret haven
music of recidivists
basho a go-go
Haiku # 76672, September 3, 2023 9:12 am ET
by ash
We love you Janis.
Not sure if you exist, but
What a great website!
Haiku # 76669, September 2, 2023 8:57 am ET
by Noticer of Haiku Heights and Depths
corner of the web
a place kept on the down-low
like a dead end street
Haiku # 76668, September 1, 2023 9:39 am ET
by Janis of Shhhhh
monotonous creep
outrage for outrages' sake
sowing division
Haiku # 76667, September 1, 2023 8:14 am ET
by Janis of It's been a mild summer, I guess climate change is over!
It is the season
Of server updates; with hope
Nothing of note broke.
Haiku # 76663, August 31, 2023 1:58 pm ET
by Adam
you cannot resist
we have just the slot for you
give us your money
Haiku # 76662, August 30, 2023 8:40 am ET
by ash of splash the cash, you can ring my bell
Chatbots everywhere.
Chatbots programming chatbots.
But not forever.
Haiku # 76661, August 30, 2023 7:16 am ET
by Certainty of Eventual Implosions
I stopped coming
Here...just discord, chatting twitter
And old chatbots
Haiku # 76660, August 28, 2023 11:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Yes I was the same
Namesake black sheep et al drink
Moxie five and dime
Haiku # 76659, August 28, 2023 11:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Epic proportions.
Something else about dumb games...
array of options.
Haiku # 76657, August 27, 2023 8:38 am ET
by Haikuized for You by Noticer of SLOT
Just look down your pants
The quest for entertainment
At your fingertips
Haiku # 76656, August 27, 2023 12:15 am ET
by Noticer of PlayStation
Looking back on things
I'm wondering if Moxie
And Black Sheep are same...
Haiku # 76654, August 25, 2023 7:49 am ET
by Haiku Forensics
The smell of a fart
Never ending butt wiping
Devil’s handiwork?
Haiku # 76653, August 24, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by Pile of Dung
The crickets chirping
and the hum of cicadas:
these are God's clockwork.
Haiku # 76652, August 24, 2023 12:09 pm ET
by Noticer of Creation
neural network now
we want that perfect mind fuck
and of course, your cash
Haiku # 76651, August 24, 2023 9:21 am ET
by ash of get your gurk-in
Vivek was so based.
Speaks more clearly than the rest.
He's Ramaswamy!
Haiku # 76649, August 23, 2023 11:24 pm ET
by John Podesta of Sick Stuff
Flatulence Airlines
Rudy Giuliani lands
Methane fueled travel
Haiku # 76648, August 23, 2023 12:57 pm ET
by Global Warming of Pants
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