Vincent spoke the truth...
Spoke truth to Absurdity.
And so he's guilty.

I light up the sky.
Yes, I am that kind of guy.
What I sell, you buy.

Lightning is the proof:
Proof thunder comes after flash;
Thunder of my voice.

Now I just can't stop.
Now I must haiku some more.
Now I understand.

Mah deer uncle Clem:
I has done ritten haiku.
(Ain't nobody knowed.)

Hey YOU, haiku-face:
Disappear without a trace
Inside outer space.

All we am pronouns.
She/her are preferred zhey/zhem.
These is makes grammar!

Knowing where we are
Or knowing who i am now
All just a big farse

Whats up with fun bug
Horried eyeliner and guts
I love to see it

These rotten
Versed even a dog
Will not eat

No no no no bro
Ashley is from lalaland
Superwholock fan

Minneapolis:
Police are necessary.
What were you thinking?

Now I am ready.
Yes, I am ready indeed--
Here to haiku you.

How did you like it?
My haiku with extra line...
Damn. I sure screwed up.

nominally theft
ashley was once a boy's name
then gone with the wind

Ashley's the Sleitchen.
Ashley lives in La-la land.
Ashley writes haiku.
She's from Nabiru.

Who is the sleitchen
Are they still out there
Ashley wants to know

Why is speech bubble
Written in 3-5-3 style
I am in hell now

Dream home in Bali?
Every dream home a heart-ache...
It's true. Ask Roxy.

a secret haven
music of recidivists
basho a go-go

We love you Janis.
Not sure if you exist, but
What a great website!

corner of the web
a place kept on the down-low
like a dead end street

monotonous creep
outrage for outrages' sake
sowing division

It is the season
Of server updates; with hope
Nothing of note broke.

you cannot resist
we have just the slot for you
give us your money

Chatbots everywhere.
Chatbots programming chatbots.
But not forever.

I stopped coming
Here...just discord, chatting twitter
And old chatbots

Yes I was the same
Namesake black sheep et al drink
Moxie five and dime

Epic proportions.
Something else about dumb games...
array of options.

Just look down your pants
The quest for entertainment
At your fingertips

Looking back on things
I'm wondering if Moxie
And Black Sheep are same...

The smell of a fart
Never ending butt wiping
Devil’s handiwork?

The crickets chirping
and the hum of cicadas:
these are God's clockwork.

neural network now
we want that perfect mind fuck
and of course, your cash

Vivek was so based.
Speaks more clearly than the rest.
He's Ramaswamy!

Flatulence Airlines
Rudy Giuliani lands
Methane fueled travel

Elon, Elon Musk;
Thou art the king of all twits.
Great Elon: save us.

He can't change the name
It was born as a Twitter
God made it that way

I AM bad haiku.
No one dares to challenge me.
Go suck eggs, you fool.

I'm waiting on "hold".
The recorded music plays...
And I'm still in HELL.

I see London...France...
But don't see no underpants.
I feel so cheated.

Look up here, you guys
You’ll see London. You’ll see France
Won’t see underpants

social media
alone in the wilderness
it’s arbor day ya’ll

Girl, you are so woke
You sleep thru you own nap-time
And never knew it.

Satan: a failed meme
and ghost of a dead insect.
It's such a loser.

Replace my bumper.
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?

too tired to haiku
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me

Hey Haiku people:
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.

We already know
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard

Speak of Kierkegaard
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,