I AM bad haiku.
No one dares to challenge me.
Go suck eggs, you fool.
by Eggsucker of Big Farma Inc.
I'm waiting on "hold".
The recorded music plays...
And I'm still in HELL.
by Pushed to the Limit of EXISTENTIALISM
I see London...France...
But don't see no underpants.
I feel so cheated.
by Regrets of Ropa Interior
Look up here, you guys
You’ll see London. You’ll see France
Won’t see underpants
by Avid Treeclimber of Treetop
social media
alone in the wilderness
it’s arbor day ya’ll
by Dave of Richmond, Virginia
Girl, you are so woke
You sleep thru you own nap-time
And never knew it.
by Grievance Dept. of Global Corporation
Satan: a failed meme
and ghost of a dead insect.
It's such a loser.
by Approx. 2/3rds of the Angels
Replace my bumper.
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?
by Haiku of Vehicle Repairs
too tired to haiku
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me
by ash of somnolent submissions
Hey Haiku people:
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.
by Brandon of Letz GO!
We already know
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard
by Oopsie of Doopsie
Speak of Kierkegaard
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,
by Existentialist of Xistence
chest feeder anxious
no boobies for me, is life
void of calci-yum?
by Think I missed understood the term of dictionary dumb
i'd smell before taste
but don't have a nose or tongue
philosophy hard
by Best Kierkegaard Thos Nutz of Denmark the date you read this stupid f**kin Haiku
Cyan is a Darth
Dressed up in women's clothing
Talking about cheese.
by Noticer of Cyan
Platinization
not all the glitters is gold
what is a cyan?
by pliny the eldar of 40k something
Such Turd-world tactics:
Accuse the opposition
Then jail them. Job done!
by Banana Plantation of Amerika
donald is the man
he would have won the soccer
even if he lost
by ash of stolen penalty shootout
Stealing documents
Election interface
Wearing a girdle
by Lock him up
Donald Trump did WRONG.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
by Kangaroo Kourt of Show Trialz
Poor Monsieur Deleuze
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
by Smooth Space of Pavement to Face
Hummus or guano?
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
by Lunchable of Down Under
Dont read the plateaus
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
by But you are not of This planet
Hear this true story:
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
by Bot mcbottle of Bad haikuland
I was copying
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
by Bot mc bottle of Digital land
The butler is weird
Children run around the halls
They are all his slaves
by Anonymous Poet
Bots can't figure out
How to write 5-7-5.
Bots cannot Haiku!
by Birthday Basho
I cant swim
In water i can float
Ocean hack
by Jake somnio of Billabongio
Your way of
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
by Oilgirl of Suntan lotion
Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
by Bad of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
by Namae of Lugar
Bad haiku
Is so Necessary
For you two
by Anonymous Poet
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
by Yeah of Ea ea ea se menea
Bad haiku
Submit haiku for me
Search haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
by Feetles of Beetles
I dont know
What i should do now
I dont know
by Nuttle of Cuddle
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
by One Who Thinx of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
by ShinkChinkDausBright... of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
by Cloverberry 319 of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
by Beorn then/Myself now... of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
by Anonymous Poet
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
by Spirit Caught Me of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
by Julian H
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
by Listen to It
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
by Dosis of Gnosis
Magic Theater.
Entrance not for everyone.
Hermine is in hell.
by Steppenwolf in Haiku of Lyric Synopsis
Stop. Danger. Beware:
Mind-reading psychic radio!
Transcendental. Mind.
by Stencilled on the Wall of Your Memory
Life: pure becoming.
Decentralized state of flux.
Watch out for nomads!
by Nomad Monad of Bactrian Bazaar
Multiplicities.
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
