Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 316 Days and 76712 Haiku later...

Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
Haiku # 76616, August 3, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Bad of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
Haiku # 76615, August 3, 2023 6:02 pm ET
by Namae of Lugar
Bad haiku
Is so Necessary
For you two
Haiku # 76614, August 3, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
Haiku # 76613, August 3, 2023 6:00 pm ET
by Yeah of Ea ea ea se menea
Bad haiku
Submit haiku for me
Search haiku
Haiku # 76612, August 3, 2023 5:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
Haiku # 76611, August 3, 2023 5:57 pm ET
by Feetles of Beetles
I dont know
What i should do now
I dont know
Haiku # 76610, August 3, 2023 5:56 pm ET
by Nuttle of Cuddle
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
Haiku # 76609, August 2, 2023 6:43 pm ET
by One Who Thinx of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
Haiku # 76608, August 2, 2023 10:20 am ET
by ShinkChinkDausBright... of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
Haiku # 76607, August 2, 2023 10:14 am ET
by Cloverberry 319 of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
Haiku # 76606, August 2, 2023 10:08 am ET
by Beorn then/Myself now... of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
Haiku # 76605, August 2, 2023 9:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
Haiku # 76604, July 29, 2023 5:42 pm ET
by Spirit Caught Me of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
Haiku # 76603, July 29, 2023 8:12 am ET
by Julian H
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
Haiku # 76602, July 28, 2023 10:16 am ET
by Listen to It
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
Haiku # 76601, July 28, 2023 10:06 am ET
by Dosis of Gnosis
Magic Theater.
Entrance not for everyone.
Hermine is in hell.
Haiku # 76600, July 28, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Steppenwolf in Haiku of Lyric Synopsis
Stop. Danger. Beware:
Mind-reading psychic radio!
Transcendental. Mind.
Haiku # 76599, July 28, 2023 9:57 am ET
by Stencilled on the Wall of Your Memory
Life: pure becoming.
Decentralized state of flux.
Watch out for nomads!
Haiku # 76598, July 28, 2023 9:48 am ET
by Nomad Monad of Bactrian Bazaar
Multiplicities.
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
Haiku # 76597, July 28, 2023 9:43 am ET
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
Haiku # 76596, July 28, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
All the leaves are brown
Raining. Stopped into a church.
Pleased to see Charmin
Haiku # 76594, July 27, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Mommas and the Poopers of Skid marks on the road (Hippies’ Guide to Camping. Have u ever wiped your ass with leaves?
whales stranded again
charismatic cetacean
leading a death cult?
Haiku # 76593, July 27, 2023 3:49 am ET
by ash of davy jonestown
make me cry 'havoc'
and let slip the dogs of moar
to feast upon verse
Haiku # 76592, July 25, 2023 8:42 am ET
by ash of grubs up
Impaled on my spear
Amidst rotting flesh and skulls:
the head of Haiku!
Haiku # 76591, July 24, 2023 9:51 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan's Book-keeper of Mongol Financial Services Inc.
Crazy how we live
The world is so big yet small
Cowabunga, turds!
Haiku # 76590, July 24, 2023 9:44 pm ET
by Cyan of Galveston’s Pleasurable Pier
Now I begin my verse.
Now I begin my haiku.
And now I conquer.
Haiku # 76589, July 24, 2023 9:43 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan of Haiku Hordes
CYAN! Hey there girl.
Could you return my jockstrap?
(And my steel-toed boots)
Haiku # 76588, July 24, 2023 9:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Gentlemen's Clothing Swap Club
I'll eat rotten dog
Before I believe their lies...
Their One-world haiku.
Haiku # 76587, July 24, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Globalist Untruths
Hello everyone!
People are still pretending
I am Cyan Reed!
Haiku # 76586, July 24, 2023 9:30 pm ET
by Cyan of I’m tired of being plagiarized
Hit's faith heelin' Clem.
Ah won't take no doggone jab.
Just faith and moonshine.
Haiku # 76585, July 24, 2023 9:27 pm ET
by Celebrity Epidemiologist of Cornpone Creek, Kentucky
Take the haiku vax.
Be good global citizen.
New booster each week!
Haiku # 76584, July 24, 2023 9:17 pm ET
by Anthony Pfizer MD of Do What I Say So Billy G. Will be Happy
declutter my work
some haiku do not spark joy
alas, no delete
Haiku # 76583, July 24, 2023 8:49 pm ET
by ash of intrinsic cluttercore by default
Dear Vincent Furnier:
Thank you for all the great ROCK.
And thank Alice too...
Haiku # 76582, July 21, 2023 6:24 pm ET
by Detroit Motor City of 1970's
Cyan! What's up girl?
Got balls? Got testosterone?
Still standing to pee?
Haiku # 76581, July 21, 2023 12:42 pm ET
by Please Return My Chainsaw of Five O'clock Shadow
sometimes a haiku
reminiscent of techno
makes you take uppers
Haiku # 76580, July 21, 2023 11:32 am ET
by not cyan of work but also not work because work is a subjective state of mooond
recurring malaise
i get that same vague ennui
and i'm sick of it
Haiku # 76579, July 21, 2023 9:29 am ET
by ash of nurse, the salts
Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.
Haiku # 76578, July 20, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Al Jolson of Whiteface
A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust
Haiku # 76577, July 20, 2023 11:27 am ET
by Noticer of Bread and water
AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH
Haiku # 76576, July 19, 2023 11:36 pm ET
by Steven of California
not enough haiku
regardless of quality
is never too much
Haiku # 76575, July 19, 2023 8:39 am ET
by ash of insert haiku here
They're dependable,
Our Ukrainian allies.
(They're expendable.)
Haiku # 76574, July 17, 2023 9:47 pm ET
by Tranny Generals of NATO
Missing syllable is a silent fart
Haiku # 76573, July 13, 2023 9:23 am ET
by Passwinder Patel of India
Final delusion
Seated on the toilet
I must be King Shit!
Haiku # 76572, July 13, 2023 9:22 am ET
by Regular Guy of Throne
Feeling the need to pee
So, I climb atop the sink
Tell me what you think.
Haiku # 76571, July 12, 2023 9:08 pm ET
by Proud owner of Greek fishermen’s cap
Do you know someone
who was eaten by a shark ?
mauled by a grizzly?
Haiku # 76570, July 12, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Restless Leg Syndrome
I can’t stop kicking your ass
with each new haiku
Haiku # 76569, July 12, 2023 9:01 pm ET
by Darth Quillpenner of Philippines
The corpse of Dick Clark
urinates on skeletons
dancing on Tik-Tok
Haiku # 76568, July 12, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by Chee-Zee Smile (vertical) of Stripper’s Pole
Dry land. I pee where
my fathers used to pee. Oh,
how it seeps away!
Haiku # 76567, July 12, 2023 11:05 am ET
by Julian H
Playful Cat

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very cute.
Haiku # 76566, July 12, 2023 10:35 am ET
by Why Did It Stop Twitching? of Whiskers in Moonlight
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