Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.

A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust

AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH

not enough haiku
regardless of quality
is never too much

They're dependable,
Our Ukrainian allies.
(They're expendable.)

Missing syllable is a silent fart

Final delusion
Seated on the toilet
I must be King Shit!

Feeling the need to pee
So, I climb atop the sink
Tell me what you think.

Do you know someone
who was eaten by a shark ?
mauled by a grizzly?

Restless Leg Syndrome
I can’t stop kicking your ass
with each new haiku

The corpse of Dick Clark
urinates on skeletons
dancing on Tik-Tok

Dry land. I pee where
my fathers used to pee. Oh,
how it seeps away!

Playful Cat

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very cute.

Final delusion:
Seated in electric chair...
Is he on God's throne?

Lonely Mouse

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very sad.

haiku shall prevail
and thus we will not submit
but we will submit

Haiku my old friend
Almost pushed me round the bend...
But it's not the end.

AI: not that smart.
Unable to be human.
So hang it up, bot.

God created you.
He assigned you your gender.
You cannot change that.

I defy you, Klaus.
You're so full of global shit.
You need cesspool flush.

spam spam spam spam spam
monty python would be proud
better get a buck....

Any questions?

I smell something bad.
It must be Darth in the house,
That haiku master...

Don't believe the MSM
Donald Trump is a good guy
who will save us from Biden
Have a great day!

shoot, that can't be right
don't second that amendment
shake up the parties

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Tampered with the brakes
Hark! I hear the Ding Dong cart!
Runaway phallus!

too many syllables
and wrong on so many counts
shaft dunk should withdraw

Overinflated
Ref held onto your football
You squealed like a pig

no apostrophe's
that was a catastrophe
die for my syntax

feel my basketballs
my nom de plume is shaft dunk
ima gonna slam ya

My sigh of relief
Translated to your language
Sounds like smelly fart

That cat named Morris
Did he use all his nine lives?
Balut egg salute!

there's no denying
that purina is cat crack
they all come running

We not dogs we cats.
We read haiku and we purr.
Then we take a nap.

Reading the haiku
Dogs smelling under each tail
for the latest news

Glad you're all alive.
Thought I was alone with bots.
My sigh of relief.

My vote never counts
Except yesterday that is
New mayor in town

The air is smoky
from distant fires it drifts in
Not a scent I'd buy

Sometimes it's quiet
And sometimes it's full of spam
Ceaselessly present.

where's all the haiku?
paucity of poetry
won't keep the dogs fed

UFO sightings
Increase in proportion to
Biden's corruption.

the winter solstice
promise of days to long for
after days too short

was it aliens?
my immersive exposé
will take a deep dive

Rising to the top
Lifted by cephalopods
Human sardine can

my pitch submission :
"the non-rise of the titan"
is it too early?

injures eye, ear, more ...
can't hear, see, know him better
father won't give up

To all you fathers:
Long live The Patriarchy!
(And cell mitosis)

Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!

a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.