Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 215 Days and 77132 Haiku later...

Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.
Haiku # 76578, July 20, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Al Jolson of Whiteface
A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust
Haiku # 76577, July 20, 2023 11:27 am ET
by Noticer of Bread and water
Haiku # 76576, July 19, 2023 11:36 pm ET
by Steven of California
not enough haiku
regardless of quality
is never too much
Haiku # 76575, July 19, 2023 8:39 am ET
by ash of insert haiku here
They're dependable,
Our Ukrainian allies.
(They're expendable.)
Haiku # 76574, July 17, 2023 9:47 pm ET
by Tranny Generals of NATO
Missing syllable is a silent fart
Haiku # 76573, July 13, 2023 9:23 am ET
by Passwinder Patel of India
Final delusion
Seated on the toilet
I must be King Shit!
Haiku # 76572, July 13, 2023 9:22 am ET
by Regular Guy of Throne
Feeling the need to pee
So, I climb atop the sink
Tell me what you think.
Haiku # 76571, July 12, 2023 9:08 pm ET
by Proud owner of Greek fishermen’s cap
Do you know someone
who was eaten by a shark ?
mauled by a grizzly?
Haiku # 76570, July 12, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Restless Leg Syndrome
I can’t stop kicking your ass
with each new haiku
Haiku # 76569, July 12, 2023 9:01 pm ET
by Darth Quillpenner of Philippines
The corpse of Dick Clark
urinates on skeletons
dancing on Tik-Tok
Haiku # 76568, July 12, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by Chee-Zee Smile (vertical) of Stripper’s Pole
Dry land. I pee where
my fathers used to pee. Oh,
how it seeps away!
Haiku # 76567, July 12, 2023 11:05 am ET
by Julian H
Playful Cat

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very cute.
Haiku # 76566, July 12, 2023 10:35 am ET
by Why Did It Stop Twitching? of Whiskers in Moonlight
Final delusion:
Seated in electric chair...
Is he on God's throne?
Haiku # 76565, July 12, 2023 10:27 am ET
by Bundy Dahmer's Mother of Flip that Switch
Lonely Mouse

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very sad.
Haiku # 76564, July 12, 2023 3:53 am ET
by unknown (obviously a genius though) of ???
haiku shall prevail
and thus we will not submit
but we will submit
Haiku # 76563, July 10, 2023 3:50 am ET
by ash of paradoxical perseveration
Haiku my old friend
Almost pushed me round the bend...
But it's not the end.
Haiku # 76562, July 9, 2023 8:07 pm ET
by Right Angles of Left Angels
AI: not that smart.
Unable to be human.
So hang it up, bot.
Haiku # 76561, July 9, 2023 5:07 pm ET
by Chatbot 0XD344501 of Humanity Wins in the End
God created you.
He assigned you your gender.
You cannot change that.
Haiku # 76560, July 9, 2023 5:03 pm ET
by Hormone Therapy is EXPENSIVE of Course . . .
I defy you, Klaus.
You're so full of global shit.
You need cesspool flush.
Haiku # 76559, July 9, 2023 4:55 pm ET
by George Soros of Bill Gates
spam spam spam spam spam
monty python would be proud
better get a buck....
Haiku # 76558, July 9, 2023 9:13 am ET
by ash of creosote dining experience
Any questions?
Haiku # 76557, July 9, 2023 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I smell something bad.
It must be Darth in the house,
That haiku master...
Haiku # 76554, July 4, 2023 11:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Figpuckery
Don't believe the MSM
Donald Trump is a good guy
who will save us from Biden
Have a great day!
Haiku # 76553, July 4, 2023 12:10 pm ET
by Big Melons of NYC
shoot, that can't be right
don't second that amendment
shake up the parties
Haiku # 76552, July 2, 2023 6:49 pm ET
by ash of guns in the house

What's up to every one, the contents present at this website are actually amazing for people knowledge, well, keep up the good work fellows.
Haiku # 76550, July 1, 2023 5:54 pm ET
by Nicholeamend of Armenia
Tampered with the brakes
Hark! I hear the Ding Dong cart!
Runaway phallus!
Haiku # 76549, July 1, 2023 4:55 pm ET
by Dick Callous of PBS archives
too many syllables
and wrong on so many counts
shaft dunk should withdraw
Haiku # 76548, July 1, 2023 9:53 am ET
by ash of disqualification pedantry
Ref held onto your football
You squealed like a pig
Haiku # 76547, June 30, 2023 4:45 pm ET
by Howard Cosell’s irate ghost of Figpucker Park
no apostrophe's
that was a catastrophe
die for my syntax
Haiku # 76546, June 30, 2023 7:17 am ET
by ash of i'll take my cuts
feel my basketballs
my nom de plume is shaft dunk
ima gonna slam ya
Haiku # 76545, June 30, 2023 7:13 am ET
by ash of balls in your's caught
My sigh of relief
Translated to your language
Sounds like smelly fart
Haiku # 76544, June 29, 2023 6:53 pm ET
by Sense of Smell of Lost in Translation
That cat named Morris
Did he use all his nine lives?
Balut egg salute!
Haiku # 76543, June 29, 2023 11:41 am ET
by Careless Whisker
there's no denying
that purina is cat crack
they all come running
Haiku # 76542, June 29, 2023 5:22 am ET
by ash of here, kitty kitty
We not dogs we cats.
We read haiku and we purr.
Then we take a nap.
Haiku # 76541, June 28, 2023 6:48 pm ET
by Poetic Felines of Purina
Reading the haiku
Dogs smelling under each tail
for the latest news
Haiku # 76540, June 28, 2023 6:33 pm ET
by Breaking News of Breaking Wind
Glad you're all alive.
Thought I was alone with bots.
My sigh of relief.
Haiku # 76539, June 28, 2023 5:01 pm ET
by Not Lone Voice of Bad Haiku
My vote never counts
Except yesterday that is
New mayor in town
Haiku # 76538, June 28, 2023 11:42 am ET
by Janis of Happy in Chowtown
The air is smoky
from distant fires it drifts in
Not a scent I'd buy
Haiku # 76537, June 28, 2023 11:40 am ET
by Janis
Sometimes it's quiet
And sometimes it's full of spam
Ceaselessly present.
Haiku # 76536, June 28, 2023 11:31 am ET
by Owner
where's all the haiku?
paucity of poetry
won't keep the dogs fed
Haiku # 76535, June 28, 2023 10:05 am ET
by ash of feed the pack
UFO sightings
Increase in proportion to
Biden's corruption.
Haiku # 76534, June 22, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Global Distraction
the winter solstice
promise of days to long for
after days too short
Haiku # 76533, June 22, 2023 9:40 am ET
by ash of a midwinter night's dream
was it aliens?
my immersive exposé
will take a deep dive
Haiku # 76532, June 22, 2023 9:31 am ET
by ash of in depth investigation
Rising to the top
Lifted by cephalopods
Human sardine can
Haiku # 76531, June 22, 2023 7:51 am ET
by Claus Trophobic of Up in this mafk
my pitch submission :
"the non-rise of the titan"
is it too early?
Haiku # 76530, June 22, 2023 6:42 am ET
by ash of davy jones' locker room screenwriter's workshop
injures eye, ear, more ...
can't hear, see, know him better
father won't give up
Haiku # 76528, June 18, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Monica Kakkar of India and USA
To all you fathers:
Long live The Patriarchy!
(And cell mitosis)
Haiku # 76527, June 18, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Feminism
Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!
Haiku # 76526, June 17, 2023 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku in Style of Figpucker-San
a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.
Haiku # 76525, June 17, 2023 11:24 am ET
by b of c
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