Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

there's no denying
that purina is cat crack
they all come running
Haiku # 76542, June 29, 2023 5:22 am ET
by ash of here, kitty kitty
We not dogs we cats.
We read haiku and we purr.
Then we take a nap.
Haiku # 76541, June 28, 2023 6:48 pm ET
by Poetic Felines of Purina
Reading the haiku
Dogs smelling under each tail
for the latest news
Haiku # 76540, June 28, 2023 6:33 pm ET
by Breaking News of Breaking Wind
Glad you're all alive.
Thought I was alone with bots.
My sigh of relief.
Haiku # 76539, June 28, 2023 5:01 pm ET
by Not Lone Voice of Bad Haiku
My vote never counts
Except yesterday that is
New mayor in town
Haiku # 76538, June 28, 2023 11:42 am ET
by Janis of Happy in Chowtown
The air is smoky
from distant fires it drifts in
Not a scent I'd buy
Haiku # 76537, June 28, 2023 11:40 am ET
by Janis
Sometimes it's quiet
And sometimes it's full of spam
Ceaselessly present.
Haiku # 76536, June 28, 2023 11:31 am ET
by Owner
where's all the haiku?
paucity of poetry
won't keep the dogs fed
Haiku # 76535, June 28, 2023 10:05 am ET
by ash of feed the pack
UFO sightings
Increase in proportion to
Biden's corruption.
Haiku # 76534, June 22, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Global Distraction
the winter solstice
promise of days to long for
after days too short
Haiku # 76533, June 22, 2023 9:40 am ET
by ash of a midwinter night's dream
was it aliens?
my immersive exposé
will take a deep dive
Haiku # 76532, June 22, 2023 9:31 am ET
by ash of in depth investigation
Rising to the top
Lifted by cephalopods
Human sardine can
Haiku # 76531, June 22, 2023 7:51 am ET
by Claus Trophobic of Up in this mafk
my pitch submission :
"the non-rise of the titan"
is it too early?
Haiku # 76530, June 22, 2023 6:42 am ET
by ash of davy jones' locker room screenwriter's workshop
injures eye, ear, more ...
can't hear, see, know him better
father won't give up
Haiku # 76528, June 18, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Monica Kakkar of India and USA
To all you fathers:
Long live The Patriarchy!
(And cell mitosis)
Haiku # 76527, June 18, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Feminism
Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!
Haiku # 76526, June 17, 2023 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku in Style of Figpucker-San
a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.
Haiku # 76525, June 17, 2023 11:24 am ET
by b of c
droplet of water
frozen by a chilly night,
drips in morning light.
Haiku # 76524, June 16, 2023 3:30 pm ET
by mundane of home
a brook flows along
happily it babbles on,
giving back moonlight.
Haiku # 76523, June 16, 2023 1:35 pm ET
by mundane of home
a tiny rainbow
shines forth on a rainy day,
greetings from nature.
Haiku # 76522, June 16, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by mundane of home
a single white cloud
it floats by in the blue sky,
peaceful and serene.
Haiku # 76521, June 16, 2023 11:06 am ET
by mundane of home
first a rat did scurry
then a cat came stalking near,
fly quickly dear birds.
Haiku # 76520, June 15, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by mundane of home
penny on the ground
no one wants to pick you up,
you shine all alone.
Haiku # 76519, June 15, 2023 1:19 pm ET
by mundane of home
a bird chirps alone
echoes of its song unheard,
lonely in a tree.
Haiku # 76518, June 15, 2023 12:23 pm ET
by mundane of home
a pebble so small
glistening in the sunlight,
a happy heart swells.
Haiku # 76517, June 15, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by mundane of home
A blade of grass weeps
Bent and broken by the wind
Alone in a field
Haiku # 76516, June 15, 2023 12:11 pm ET
by mundane of Home
it's just like buses
for ages there isn't one
then lots come at once
Haiku # 76515, June 15, 2023 9:12 am ET
by ash of cosmopolitan poetry transport services
I'm so very sad.
No haiku here recently.
What happened to you?
Haiku # 76514, June 11, 2023 5:29 pm ET
by Haiku Hiatus of SQUEEET
Tremble before me,
Mere feeble worldlings of earth--
ALL haiku is MINE.
Haiku # 76513, June 5, 2023 5:30 pm ET
by OK Mom, I'll be Down in a Minute of Dinnertime
Ai yoost feenish eet:
Mai (jau do yu say?) exam.
Nau, I yam hoppy!
Haiku # 76512, June 5, 2023 5:26 pm ET
by Bill Gates' Mexican Gardener Pepe of Microsoft Inc.
Lordy Uncle Clem,
Ah done gambled it away:
yore funeral fund.
Haiku # 76511, June 5, 2023 5:18 pm ET
by Sepulchral Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains, Tennessee
Against all the odds,
You can understand this phrase.
Spanish: "Casi no."
Haiku # 76510, June 5, 2023 5:14 pm ET
by Don Rigoberto Lopez de Fanfaroneado y Fulano of Bronx, NY
ah, online gambling
endless opportunity
for disappointment
Haiku # 76508, June 4, 2023 9:50 am ET
by ash of course you can't beat the house
and what of white dwarfs
do the need to be renamed
will they be short changed
Haiku # 76506, June 4, 2023 5:28 am ET
by ash of twinkle twinkle
And astrophysics...
Is that science racist too?
Do Black Holes matter?
Haiku # 76505, June 3, 2023 12:07 pm ET
by St. Michael Brown of Beyond our Galaxy
well strike me lucky
i've got a gcash boner
blowing wads of cash
Haiku # 76504, June 3, 2023 10:39 am ET
by ash of hot slots to trot
speaking of white cells
do B cells feel second rate ?
who are the A team ?

you have to wonder
perhaps there's mister T cells
who pity the fool
Haiku # 76502, June 3, 2023 9:45 am ET
by ash of black cells count
Those white leukocytes:
They attack the invaders.
(Science so racist.)
Haiku # 76501, June 2, 2023 5:06 pm ET
by Macrophage of Lymphatica
Balut is messy
Seventeen stains on the shroud
Messy syllables
Haiku # 76500, June 2, 2023 12:42 pm ET
by Haiku Janitor of Service with a vertical smile
that darth figpucker
messier not messiah
just about nails it
Haiku # 76499, June 2, 2023 2:59 am ET
by ash of cross training will make us fit for purpose
Haikucifixion
He left for all of your sins
He left to buy cheese
Haiku # 76498, June 1, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Go FIGure of Philippines
Twenty four seven
We all await the return
Jesus Figpucker!
Haiku # 76497, June 1, 2023 10:24 am ET
by Noticer of shroud avec stains of Balut eggs
Zen haiku trashcan.
Paused to throw out an image
And kill the Buddha.
Haiku # 76496, May 31, 2023 5:22 pm ET
by Some Old Asian Guy of Haikurama
we have chemistry
cis-trans isomers be damned
kiss my carbon ring
Haiku # 76495, May 31, 2023 6:16 am ET
by ash of cyclohexane crack addiction
I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.
Haiku # 76494, May 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Holidays
It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?
Haiku # 76493, May 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Burning in Hell
feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?
Haiku # 76492, May 29, 2023 10:03 am ET
by ash of refractory reflections
Hey Darth...where are you?
Are you still in Phillipines
Or did they off you?
Haiku # 76491, May 25, 2023 8:08 pm ET
by Noticer of Absences
So THAT'S your punchline?
"kms pico download" ?
Damn, you are boring.
Haiku # 76490, May 25, 2023 7:54 pm ET
by War on Bots of Until We Win
kms pico download
Haiku # 76489, May 24, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Sara
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