Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!

a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.

droplet of water
frozen by a chilly night,
drips in morning light.

a brook flows along
happily it babbles on,
giving back moonlight.

a tiny rainbow
shines forth on a rainy day,
greetings from nature.

a single white cloud
it floats by in the blue sky,
peaceful and serene.

first a rat did scurry
then a cat came stalking near,
fly quickly dear birds.

penny on the ground
no one wants to pick you up,
you shine all alone.

a bird chirps alone
echoes of its song unheard,
lonely in a tree.

a pebble so small
glistening in the sunlight,
a happy heart swells.

A blade of grass weeps
Bent and broken by the wind
Alone in a field

it's just like buses
for ages there isn't one
then lots come at once

I'm so very sad.
No haiku here recently.
What happened to you?

Tremble before me,
Mere feeble worldlings of earth--
ALL haiku is MINE.

Ai yoost feenish eet:
Mai (jau do yu say?) exam.
Nau, I yam hoppy!

Lordy Uncle Clem,
Ah done gambled it away:
yore funeral fund.

Against all the odds,
You can understand this phrase.
Spanish: "Casi no."

ah, online gambling
endless opportunity
for disappointment

and what of white dwarfs
do the need to be renamed
will they be short changed

And astrophysics...
Is that science racist too?
Do Black Holes matter?

well strike me lucky
i've got a gcash boner
blowing wads of cash

speaking of white cells
do B cells feel second rate ?
who are the A team ?

you have to wonder
perhaps there's mister T cells
who pity the fool

Those white leukocytes:
They attack the invaders.
(Science so racist.)

Balut is messy
Seventeen stains on the shroud
Messy syllables

that darth figpucker
messier not messiah
just about nails it

Haikucifixion
He left for all of your sins
He left to buy cheese

Twenty four seven
We all await the return
Jesus Figpucker!

Zen haiku trashcan.
Paused to throw out an image
And kill the Buddha.

we have chemistry
cis-trans isomers be damned
kiss my carbon ring

I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.

It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?

feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?

Hey Darth...where are you?
Are you still in Phillipines
Or did they off you?

So THAT'S your punchline?
"kms pico download" ?
Damn, you are boring.

kms pico download

Online learning: dull.
Guaranteed soporific.
Need a stimulant...

charles has a new hat
the empire is receding
just like the heir's hair

We are everywhere.
We mow our lawns, and pull weeds.
We will not be stopped.

middle aged white men
with diminished privilege
are still everywhere

it's too fucking cold
i guess it's almost winter
and that's a haiku

Ian of Russia
Is not even a fake bot.
He's just some numbers.

test@iwdjfnvn1

Speaking of Burroughs,
I misspelled his holy name.
Forgive me, Lord God.

Speaking of Borroughs:
They found that William Tell hole
In Mexican wall.

My weakness: I want
to get lit and then stay lit
like fine tobacco...

Darth has been silent.
Interpol got him at last
For all that haiku?

The next pandemic:
Totalitarianism
Imposed on sheeple.

it supplies the fire
for steaming steely dan III
from yokohama

Is that where Bruce Lee
Got the inspiration for
"Enter the Dragon"?

play with that search bar
but careful what you enter
looking for haiku

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