We are everywhere.
We mow our lawns, and pull weeds.
We will not be stopped.
by Umbundu Mbanga of I Love My White Culture
middle aged white men
with diminished privilege
are still everywhere
by ash of just can't get rid of us
it's too fucking cold
i guess it's almost winter
and that's a haiku
by ash of antipodean locations
Ian of Russia
Is not even a fake bot.
He's just some numbers.
by Let the Numbers Roll
test@iwdjfnvn1
by Ian of Russia
Speaking of Burroughs,
I misspelled his holy name.
Forgive me, Lord God.
by Naked Lunch of Tangiers
Speaking of Borroughs:
They found that William Tell hole
In Mexican wall.
by Misses Apple of Wm. Tell
My weakness: I want
to get lit and then stay lit
like fine tobacco...
by Fire in the Hole of Steely Dan
Darth has been silent.
Interpol got him at last
For all that haiku?
by Les Tres Riches Heures of Pickfugger
The next pandemic:
Totalitarianism
Imposed on sheeple.
by Bill and Melinda Gates of Unhinged
it supplies the fire
for steaming steely dan III
from yokohama
by ash of something about burroughing
Is that where Bruce Lee
Got the inspiration for
"Enter the Dragon"?
by Gong Clash of Other Way Round
play with that search bar
but careful what you enter
looking for haiku
bad-dragon.com/products/haiku
by ash of fire down below
My headlights grew cold
Black in the night confused deer
Got out of the way
by Mox
haiku carries on
such poetry in motion
goes from bard to verse
by ash of dad jokes from a groan man
Verse is in crisis.
Identity-mongers rule.
Time will sift them out.
by John Dryden of The Restoration 1660
You know cats know we
Are their subjects, and so we
Bow before kings, queens
by Vhs
Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.
by Fur of Fanged Yawn
the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums
by ash of feline feeding frenzy
Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".
by St. Miller of Into the FUUTUUUUURE
Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?
by Mox
tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme
by ash of spirochete sensei systems
Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.
by Tick Tock of Bloodsuckers
What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg
by Fawn Doo of Mrigashirsha Park, PNW
all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer
by ash of the colonies
Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Roquefort cheese on bread
With some red pepper jelly...
I thought of you, Darth.
by Noticer of Cheeses
"this is my body"
like divine antipasto
foreskin antichrist
by ash of a concept hard to swallow
Am I Christ's foreskin?
Is that why I feel cut off?
Where is His body?
by Pauline Metaphors of Madness
you disappoint me
with no lolita at all
there's no fucks to give
by humbert humbert
Have I noticed what...?
The first line of your haiku,
Swinging in the wind?
by Noticer of Incomplete Haiku
Have you noticed it?
by Anonymous Poet
We can dream, right, well
Dream a little dream, and make
Sure the film aint broke
by Mox
Hey everybody:
National Poetry Month
is about to end.
by So Write Haiku Like You're About To Run Out of Gas
Couldn't find the knife
And I got so paranoid...
It was in dish-rack.
by Witchcraft of La cocina
The mosquito's buzz
Its anthem, its battle cry
And yet, its death wish
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
In time of despair
Drink deep such joy as you find
In the throats of foes
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
Its elekshun time.
JOE will save us once agen.
But watch out for TRUMP!
by Edjicated Populace of Amurca
sporadic poet
as fickle as the weather
blowing hot and cold
by ash of intemperate regional variability
salute the anzacs
but fuck off the flyover
waking me at nine
by ash of world wars won
Who is the madman...
Our geriatric puppet
Or Vladimir P?
by Noticer of Doomsday Cuckoo Clock
Haiku has returned!
It's back, stronger than EVER.
Hail the New Haiku.
by Militant Haiku of Imperialist Expansion.
i'd rather sleep in
the protestant work ethic
is over-rated
by ash of lassitudinous torpor
Ashes to ashes
Canada imprisoned by
The zeitgeist of soc
by Mox
united states of death
looks like i have to shoot you
because you are here
by ash of the wrong to bear arms
Hey cyan
Where did u go from here?
Who are you..
by Outside of Joshua
I will be polite
Toward that point-three percentage
of the total Pop.
by Idi Amin Dada of LGBTQRS Non-profit
Cowboys: vaqueros.
Y las vaqueras (cowgirls).
I like the cowgirls.
by Hot and Bothered of Boots and Hats
This explains why its
haiku is so shitty. We
trained that mofo.
by Janis of Colossal Clean Crawled Corpus
Yup, the cowboys change
But dumb people like you can't
Go wash my dishes.
by VHS career counseling agency
