Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.

the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums

Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".

Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?

tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme

Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.

What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg

all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer

Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side

Roquefort cheese on bread
With some red pepper jelly...
I thought of you, Darth.

"this is my body"
like divine antipasto
foreskin antichrist

Am I Christ's foreskin?
Is that why I feel cut off?
Where is His body?

you disappoint me
with no lolita at all
there's no fucks to give

Have I noticed what...?
The first line of your haiku,
Swinging in the wind?

Have you noticed it?

We can dream, right, well
Dream a little dream, and make
Sure the film aint broke

Hey everybody:
National Poetry Month
is about to end.

Couldn't find the knife
And I got so paranoid...
It was in dish-rack.

The mosquito's buzz
Its anthem, its battle cry
And yet, its death wish

In time of despair
Drink deep such joy as you find
In the throats of foes

Its elekshun time.
JOE will save us once agen.
But watch out for TRUMP!

sporadic poet
as fickle as the weather
blowing hot and cold

salute the anzacs
but fuck off the flyover
waking me at nine

Who is the madman...
Our geriatric puppet
Or Vladimir P?

Haiku has returned!
It's back, stronger than EVER.
Hail the New Haiku.

i'd rather sleep in
the protestant work ethic
is over-rated

Ashes to ashes
Canada imprisoned by
The zeitgeist of soc

united states of death
looks like i have to shoot you
because you are here

Hey cyan
Where did u go from here?
Who are you..

I will be polite
Toward that point-three percentage
of the total Pop.

Cowboys: vaqueros.
Y las vaqueras (cowgirls).
I like the cowgirls.

This explains why its
haiku is so shitty. We
trained that mofo.

Yup, the cowboys change
But dumb people like you can't
Go wash my dishes.

ol' rupert murdoch
not so much a silver fox
as the fox with gold

where have all the cows
gone, mind you the cowboys CHANGE
Broke back the times here

i can hear the sea
gulls blabbing outside far from
the ocean, inland

Haiku falls like leaves;
Spring cherry-blossom wind-gust...
Where's my bloody phone?

a long time passing
where have all the haiku gone ?
long, long time ago

Tepid Joe Biden
Toilet seat teleprompters
Money laundering

warm water bidet
that toilet seat is toasty
the hand wash is cold

Someone: give Klaus Schwab
Just short of heroic dose.
Perhaps he'll wake up.

Fraud, corruption, lies...
Fraud, corruption, lies, oh my--
"City on a hill" (?)

Based and red pulled were
Said to be extreme by
Fbi standards.

What about murder, rape
Human trafficking, slander
Fraud, corruption oh...

I mean "Switzerland".
Sorry for my mistake there.
Helvetica. Right.

Hello to "Roger",
The fucking inhuman bot.
Now stay in Finland.

Hello.

No one posts on here.
It's actually depressing.
Such a great website...

Count syllables. It's
National Poetry month,
Oh haiku masters.

damn repeats, i just
tend to forget to post to
this place, then i do

having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now