i can hear the sea
gulls blabbing outside far from
the ocean, inland
by vhs
Haiku falls like leaves;
Spring cherry-blossom wind-gust...
Where's my bloody phone?
by Angry Haiku Poet Freaking Out in his Car of NIPPON
a long time passing
where have all the haiku gone ?
long, long time ago
by ash
Tepid Joe Biden
Toilet seat teleprompters
Money laundering
by Let's Go Brandon of Future Nostalgia
warm water bidet
that toilet seat is toasty
the hand wash is cold
by ash of japanese ablution review
Someone: give Klaus Schwab
Just short of heroic dose.
Perhaps he'll wake up.
by Lysergic Intervention of LSD-25
Fraud, corruption, lies...
Fraud, corruption, lies, oh my--
"City on a hill" (?)
by Black-pilled of Pulled
Based and red pulled were
Said to be extreme by
Fbi standards.
What about murder, rape
Human trafficking, slander
Fraud, corruption oh...
by Vhs
I mean "Switzerland".
Sorry for my mistake there.
Helvetica. Right.
by Bot Assassination Squad of Bosnia
Hello to "Roger",
The fucking inhuman bot.
Now stay in Finland.
by You Can't Do Haiku of So Why Try?
Hello.
by RogerHek of Switzerland
No one posts on here.
It's actually depressing.
Such a great website...
by Sad Lonely Haiku of Internetz
Count syllables. It's
National Poetry month,
Oh haiku masters.
by Basho's Editor of Old Nakamura Spring Bamboo Grove
damn repeats, i just
tend to forget to post to
this place, then i do
by vhs
having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now
by vhs of if you have questions just ask, if you have disdain, you might have to do this yourself
having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now
by vhs of if you have questions just ask, if you have disdain, you might have to do this yourself
the dishwaser raises
a glass, smashes it on the ground
says mazaltovs
by vhs
Hey chatbots. Hey trash.
Get your fake ass over here.
Top THIS brilliant verse.
by Sick and Tired of Goddamn Algorithms You Kids Get Off My Lawn NOW
Original cast
London nineteen seventy
They messed with the best.
by Ian Gillan of J.C.S.S.
Haiku Palm Sunday
Get those fronds up in the air.
Jesus is the LORD.
by He who is ashamed of Me, etc. of Yerushalaim
Still getting worked up
Over silly Orange Man?
Let it play out. Smile.
by Let Go and Let Donald of Drumpf Intervention Unit 666
Old campaign slogan
Turns back on its creator
It's time....lock him up
by Karma
Fuck "Outcome-based".
No such thing as "Outcome-based".
There's only Wisdom.
by Results-driven Over the Edge of Hell's Abyss
Go wash some dishes
And try to call it a "career"
What dumb people do
by Anonymous Poet
How I forget to
Post and asthma flares up but
So what, I can breathe
by Mox/vhs
I haven't been here
Since several years ago
It looks prettier
by Nice to see you of To see you nice
Just two good ‘ol boys
Figpucker and VHS
The Dukes of Quaznard
by T. V. Guide
nothing special
by QaznardDag of Ghana
Darth Pickfugger Darth
Fickpugger Darth Darth and Darth
Puckfigger Darth, yo.
by Shout Out to Homies of Autism Level 3
David Letterman
Darth, the David number man
and dink statue man
by Anita Figleaf of Missing you
Darth developed them.
I hate leaving out letters.
May God forgive me.
by Man of Letters
Well, there are chatbots
And then there are the fartbots.
Dart developed them.
by A.I. Next-level Haiku Warfare of Fartificial Untelligence
Your fart was quiet
But, judging the skidmarks
It was quite a fart
by Quincy the Forensic Fartologist of Old Willow Medical. Building (Office in rear)
The bowel movements
Always more satisfying
Dropped off at the mall
by Rich Manure
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
by Vhs
Spector
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
