Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 160 Days and 77042 Haiku later...

Original cast
London nineteen seventy
They messed with the best.
Haiku # 76411, April 2, 2023 1:05 pm ET
by Ian Gillan of J.C.S.S.
Haiku Palm Sunday
Get those fronds up in the air.
Jesus is the LORD.
Haiku # 76410, April 2, 2023 12:57 pm ET
by He who is ashamed of Me, etc. of Yerushalaim
Still getting worked up
Over silly Orange Man?
Let it play out. Smile.
Haiku # 76409, March 31, 2023 7:19 am ET
by Let Go and Let Donald of Drumpf Intervention Unit 666
Old campaign slogan
Turns back on its creator
It's time....lock him up
Haiku # 76408, March 30, 2023 11:07 pm ET
by Karma
Fuck "Outcome-based".
No such thing as "Outcome-based".
There's only Wisdom.
Haiku # 76407, March 30, 2023 10:06 am ET
by Results-driven Over the Edge of Hell's Abyss
Go wash some dishes
And try to call it a "career"
What dumb people do
Haiku # 76406, March 29, 2023 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How I forget to
Post and asthma flares up but
So what, I can breathe
Haiku # 76405, March 29, 2023 10:06 pm ET
by Mox/vhs
I haven't been here
Since several years ago
It looks prettier
Haiku # 76404, March 29, 2023 6:29 pm ET
by Nice to see you of To see you nice
Just two good ‘ol boys
Figpucker and VHS
The Dukes of Quaznard
Haiku # 76403, March 28, 2023 1:28 am ET
by T. V. Guide
nothing special
Haiku # 76402, March 28, 2023 12:12 am ET
by QaznardDag of Ghana
Darth Pickfugger Darth
Fickpugger Darth Darth and Darth
Puckfigger Darth, yo.
Haiku # 76401, March 27, 2023 6:53 pm ET
by Shout Out to Homies of Autism Level 3
David Letterman
Darth, the David number man
and dink statue man
Haiku # 76400, March 27, 2023 12:22 pm ET
by Anita Figleaf of Missing you
Darth developed them.
I hate leaving out letters.
May God forgive me.
Haiku # 76399, March 27, 2023 7:55 am ET
by Man of Letters
Well, there are chatbots
And then there are the fartbots.
Dart developed them.
Haiku # 76398, March 27, 2023 7:53 am ET
by A.I. Next-level Haiku Warfare of Fartificial Untelligence
Your fart was quiet
But, judging the skidmarks
It was quite a fart
Haiku # 76397, March 27, 2023 7:44 am ET
by Quincy the Forensic Fartologist of Old Willow Medical. Building (Office in rear)
The bowel movements
Always more satisfying
Dropped off at the mall
Haiku # 76396, March 26, 2023 6:25 pm ET
by Rich Manure
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
Haiku # 76391, March 25, 2023 9:10 am ET
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
Haiku # 76389, March 24, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
Haiku # 76385, March 23, 2023 8:00 am ET
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
Haiku # 76376, March 19, 2023 10:04 pm ET
by Vhs
Spector
Haiku # 76375, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
Haiku # 76374, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
Haiku # 76373, March 18, 2023 4:23 pm ET
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
Haiku # 76372, March 15, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
Haiku # 76371, March 14, 2023 10:24 pm ET
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
Haiku # 76370, March 14, 2023 10:20 pm ET
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
Haiku # 76369, March 14, 2023 10:15 pm ET
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
Haiku # 76367, March 14, 2023 7:21 am ET
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
Haiku # 76365, March 13, 2023 11:26 am ET
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
Haiku # 76364, March 12, 2023 3:12 pm ET
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
Haiku # 76361, March 11, 2023 6:26 am ET
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
Haiku # 76360, March 11, 2023 6:05 am ET
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
Haiku # 76359, March 11, 2023 3:28 am ET
by ash
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
Haiku # 76356, March 10, 2023 6:03 am ET
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
Haiku # 76355, March 9, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
Haiku # 76353, March 8, 2023 12:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
Haiku # 76351, March 8, 2023 7:10 am ET
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
Haiku # 76350, March 7, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
Haiku # 76349, March 7, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
Haiku # 76348, March 7, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76347, March 7, 2023 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76346, March 7, 2023 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
Haiku # 76345, March 7, 2023 9:44 am ET
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
Haiku # 76344, March 7, 2023 7:24 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
Haiku # 76340, March 4, 2023 12:15 pm ET
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
Haiku # 76338, March 3, 2023 6:16 am ET
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
Haiku # 76337, March 2, 2023 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
Haiku # 76335, March 1, 2023 3:43 pm ET
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
Haiku # 76334, March 1, 2023 9:57 am ET
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
Haiku # 76333, February 27, 2023 10:27 pm ET
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
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