Fuck "Outcome-based".
No such thing as "Outcome-based".
There's only Wisdom.
by Results-driven Over the Edge of Hell's Abyss
Go wash some dishes
And try to call it a "career"
What dumb people do
by Anonymous Poet
How I forget to
Post and asthma flares up but
So what, I can breathe
by Mox/vhs
I haven't been here
Since several years ago
It looks prettier
by Nice to see you of To see you nice
Just two good ‘ol boys
Figpucker and VHS
The Dukes of Quaznard
by T. V. Guide
nothing special
by QaznardDag of Ghana
Darth Pickfugger Darth
Fickpugger Darth Darth and Darth
Puckfigger Darth, yo.
by Shout Out to Homies of Autism Level 3
David Letterman
Darth, the David number man
and dink statue man
by Anita Figleaf of Missing you
Darth developed them.
I hate leaving out letters.
May God forgive me.
by Man of Letters
Well, there are chatbots
And then there are the fartbots.
Dart developed them.
by A.I. Next-level Haiku Warfare of Fartificial Untelligence
Your fart was quiet
But, judging the skidmarks
It was quite a fart
by Quincy the Forensic Fartologist of Old Willow Medical. Building (Office in rear)
The bowel movements
Always more satisfying
Dropped off at the mall
by Rich Manure
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
by Vhs
Spector
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
by ash
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a
Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
