Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 188 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
Haiku # 76348, March 7, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76347, March 7, 2023 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76346, March 7, 2023 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
Haiku # 76345, March 7, 2023 9:44 am ET
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
Haiku # 76344, March 7, 2023 7:24 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
Haiku # 76340, March 4, 2023 12:15 pm ET
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
Haiku # 76338, March 3, 2023 6:16 am ET
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
Haiku # 76337, March 2, 2023 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
Haiku # 76335, March 1, 2023 3:43 pm ET
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
Haiku # 76334, March 1, 2023 9:57 am ET
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
Haiku # 76333, February 27, 2023 10:27 pm ET
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a

Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
Haiku # 76331, February 27, 2023 11:08 am ET
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
Haiku # 76330, February 27, 2023 10:56 am ET
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
Haiku # 76329, February 27, 2023 9:45 am ET
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
Haiku # 76328, February 26, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
Haiku # 76327, February 26, 2023 2:31 pm ET
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
Haiku # 76326, February 26, 2023 2:25 pm ET
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
Haiku # 76325, February 26, 2023 2:23 pm ET
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
Haiku # 76324, February 26, 2023 2:19 pm ET
by Slumbers of the Slept
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
Haiku # 76323, February 26, 2023 10:27 am ET
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
Haiku # 76322, February 26, 2023 10:11 am ET
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
Haiku # 76321, February 25, 2023 10:09 pm ET
by Vhs
janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong
Haiku # 76319, February 25, 2023 8:57 pm ET
by ash of the rock steady crew
and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
Haiku # 76318, February 25, 2023 11:10 am ET
by vhs
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
Haiku # 76314, February 23, 2023 8:09 pm ET
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
Haiku # 76313, February 23, 2023 7:48 pm ET
by Par King of Violation
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?
Haiku # 76312, February 23, 2023 6:11 pm ET
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
Haiku # 76311, February 22, 2023 11:11 pm ET
by Mox
Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.
Haiku # 76310, February 22, 2023 10:23 pm ET
by Mox
Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.
Haiku # 76309, February 22, 2023 8:20 pm ET
by West of Tempe, AZ
Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower
Haiku # 76308, February 22, 2023 2:50 pm ET
by Mox
Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields
Here comes the cream corn
Haiku # 76307, February 21, 2023 8:15 am ET
by I. Dig
Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.
Haiku # 76306, February 18, 2023 8:53 pm ET
by Bolder Colorado of Wyoming
There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere
You are on your own
Haiku # 76305, February 18, 2023 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous poet of Sag Harbor
Hello! How to contact support?
Haiku # 76304, February 18, 2023 6:52 am ET
by KevinDop of Latvia
Pentagon demons
and Central Intelli-gents:
Malthusians all.
Haiku # 76303, February 17, 2023 10:46 pm ET
by Never Tire of Starting WARS
I watched the Super
Bowl. That is it; that is the
entire haiku
Haiku # 76300, February 14, 2023 9:04 am ET
by It's Re-anna not Re-ahnah
Seeing the old names
from the website's early days
glad you're all alive.
Haiku # 76299, February 14, 2023 9:00 am ET
by Janis of the Fediverse
Workday drags along,
Elon's tweets now a distraction,
Boss will not be pleased.
Haiku # 76296, February 13, 2023 11:56 pm ET
by Hannes of Japan
Deadlines fast approach,
Endless tasks still left undone,
Netflix beckons me
Haiku # 76295, February 13, 2023 11:55 pm ET
by Hannes of Japan
Today I’m just a figment of ChatGPT’s
Imagination
Haiku # 76293, February 13, 2023 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Is this really real?
or was it ChatGPT
that invented us?
Haiku # 76292, February 13, 2023 1:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The universal
Gas cloud carrying with it
Primordial fart...

IA IA old fart, the ancient gas of 1000 tacos
Haiku # 76290, February 11, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by I got 99 problems but hastur ain't one of Aka moxie
i thought haiku was
about syllables arranged...
or some shit like that.
Haiku # 76289, February 10, 2023 7:33 pm ET
by Existential Idiot of Poughkeepsie, NY
petrichor rises
as the dark grey sky rumbles
and the dog freaks out
Haiku # 76288, February 8, 2023 11:31 pm ET
by ash of thunderdome
Death of irony
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
You killed it last night
Haiku # 76287, February 8, 2023 8:34 am ET
by Crazy is as crazy does
Universal poop
Cook Islands are farther east
But, you have to die.
Haiku # 76286, February 7, 2023 3:25 pm ET
by Haiku Collage of Kollaboration
lack of empathy
exudes like a miasma
but you can't see it
Haiku # 76285, February 6, 2023 9:37 pm ET
by ash
salamat pagi
cook islands are further east
spam jalan-jalan
Haiku # 76283, February 5, 2023 4:42 pm ET
by ash of diverse travels
Universal poop
In old grandpa's chicken coop
Let's make us some soup
Haiku # 76280, February 5, 2023 12:50 am ET
by Julia Childish
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