You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.

janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong

and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup

Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.

Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...

This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?

Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old

Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.

Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.

Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower

Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields
Here comes the cream corn

Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.

There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere
You are on your own

Hello! How to contact support?

Pentagon demons
and Central Intelli-gents:
Malthusians all.

I watched the Super
Bowl. That is it; that is the
entire haiku

Seeing the old names
from the website's early days
glad you're all alive.

Workday drags along,
Elon's tweets now a distraction,
Boss will not be pleased.

Deadlines fast approach,
Endless tasks still left undone,
Netflix beckons me

Today I’m just a figment of ChatGPT’s
Imagination

Is this really real?
or was it ChatGPT
that invented us?

The universal
Gas cloud carrying with it
Primordial fart...

IA IA old fart, the ancient gas of 1000 tacos

i thought haiku was
about syllables arranged...
or some shit like that.

petrichor rises
as the dark grey sky rumbles
and the dog freaks out

Death of irony
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
You killed it last night

Universal poop
Cook Islands are farther east
But, you have to die.

lack of empathy
exudes like a miasma
but you can't see it

salamat pagi
cook islands are further east
spam jalan-jalan

Universal poop
In old grandpa's chicken coop
Let's make us some soup

Join the Wagner group
They can solve prison problems
But, you have to die.

I'm wanting to lose
My mind at the prison playpen
Closing us in

can't just push one out
poetic constipation
a pain in the arts

Risk-free existence:
That's all these neurotics want,
Whimpering in fear...

Unfriendly pi-time
A faithful, pretty dog trots
in spite of the worm

Pleasant eventide
A smoky computer sits
beyond the girlfriend

Sit down, brace yourself....
Jesus was not a white guy
Just thought you should know

Klaus Schwab: kiss my ass.
God exists and you are done.
You are so over.

bothered by the trolls?
you should try "internet off"
see them disappear

So, which sin is worse:
To be homosexual
Or to be white. Hmmm?

Life is like texting
Before the red light changes
And they start honking.

Swollen infection
Swollen infection Swollen
Swollen infection

Stolen election
Stolen election Stolen
Stolen election

Cephalopod wink
Eight tentacles grip Darth’s dink
whilst he sips his drink

Old moxie never
Really left here, he just got
To see the world change

I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".

I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".

Napalm in Japan:
Used in nineteen forty-five...
Long before Viet Nam.

Darth died a while back.
Do you know where he's buried?
He used to post here...

One of Darth’s cheese farts
Clear your nasal passages
Can you taste it now?

I just had Covid.
It wasn't bad, but taste buds
Are not functioning.