Death of irony
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
You killed it last night
by Crazy is as crazy does
Universal poop
Cook Islands are farther east
But, you have to die.
by Haiku Collage of Kollaboration
lack of empathy
exudes like a miasma
but you can't see it
by ash
salamat pagi
cook islands are further east
spam jalan-jalan
by ash of diverse travels
Universal poop
In old grandpa's chicken coop
Let's make us some soup
by Julia Childish
Join the Wagner group
They can solve prison problems
But, you have to die.
by Pootins Chef
I'm wanting to lose
My mind at the prison playpen
Closing us in
by Mox
can't just push one out
poetic constipation
a pain in the arts
by ash
Risk-free existence:
That's all these neurotics want,
Whimpering in fear...
by Evel Knevel of Snake River Knitting Club
Unfriendly pi-time
A faithful, pretty dog trots
in spite of the worm
by Anonymous Poet
Pleasant eventide
A smoky computer sits
beyond the girlfriend
by Anonymous Poet
Paul was Jewish too;
He managed banking assets
For the Lord of Hosts.
by Gamaliel of Tarsus
Jesus was Jewish.
Kept Sabbath and wore strange hats;
ate gefilte fish.
by He was from Brooklyn dontcha know
Sit down, brace yourself....
Jesus was not a white guy
Just thought you should know
by I know....but you seen pictures of him
Klaus Schwab: kiss my ass.
God exists and you are done.
You are so over.
by Angela Merkel of Bratwurst
bothered by the trolls?
you should try "internet off"
see them disappear
by ash of the fine solution
So, which sin is worse:
To be homosexual
Or to be white. Hmmm?
by Gay Caucasian But I Identify as Straight Asian
Life is like texting
Before the red light changes
And they start honking.
by Existential Awareness of Traffic Lights
Swollen infection
Swollen infection Swollen
Swollen infection
by Bulge of Nether Regions
Stolen election
Stolen election Stolen
Stolen election
by If you repeat it enough. Dumb shits will believe
Cephalopod wink
Eight tentacles grip Darth’s dink
whilst he sips his drink
by Gossip of The Sea
Old moxie never
Really left here, he just got
To see the world change
by Mox
I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".
by Noticer of HaikuBots
I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".
by Noticer of HaikuBots
Napalm in Japan:
Used in nineteen forty-five...
Long before Viet Nam.
by Chemical Warfare of Harvard U.
Darth died a while back.
Do you know where he's buried?
He used to post here...
by Executor of Figpucker's Estate
One of Darth’s cheese farts
Clear your nasal passages
Can you taste it now?
by Dr. Limburger of Philippines
I just had Covid.
It wasn't bad, but taste buds
Are not functioning.
by Even Coffee and Beer Have No Taste
Every time I pee
Near Darth experiences
Then I wake up wet
by Anonymous Poet
Twenty twenty-three:
Near Death Experiences,
Party tricks, and beer.
by Noticer of Beer
Off to a great start
Grand republican shit show
What did you expect?
by The ghost of John McCain
Chatbots can now guide
Toward a world without conflict:
Disinformation.
by Global Pabulum of Nanny Superstate
croak croak croak croak croak
ribbit ribbit ribbit croak
croak croak Cloaca!
by Noticer of Details
holy shit batman
quarter of a century
basho would be proud
by ash of what is the sound of one frog crapping?
I see posts from those
Places I did not recall
Hey there's trinidad
by Mox
A haiku a day
Won't keep the doctor away
Still... write anyway
by Anonymous Poet
The slow stream of verse
Unpopular is the way
Obscurity wins
by Janis of Happy New Year my friends!
My gift this new year
Is something I know you want
Tom Bosley's penis
by You're welcome
twenty twenty three
happy new year lolita
you're only young once
by ash of of older for a long time
New year up to you
To be happy, we write on
The walls here we go
by Mox
another year gone
just one day closer to death
party while you can
by ash of dust to dust
Just understand this:
Cheese is not the enemy
Punctuation is
by Velvety smooth fondue
possessive pronouns
have major control issues
making you their bitch
by ash of them / they
enough of your spam
lolita girls can blow me
metaphorically
by ash of suck that, princess
defenestration ?
best to not fall out with vlad
high up oligarchs
by ash of a new operating system for the lapsed privileged
a.i. is clever
more so than most people know
or might think about
by ash
The problem with you
Satanic fucks is no real
Source material...warts
by Vhs
Thank you, sir. Thanks for
Wokesplaining all things to me.
Now I see the light.
by Guilty White Lib of Itz MY Fault
Folita Girls: luck.
The Netherlands Antilles
Don't have much of that...
by Natalee H. of Missing
Back in the eighties
There was a game called Simon
Now it’s Garfunkle
by Sound of Syllables (Hello dog mess my old friend. Looks like I stepped in you again)
