Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 187 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

Join the Wagner group
They can solve prison problems
But, you have to die.
Haiku # 76279, February 3, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Pootins Chef
I'm wanting to lose
My mind at the prison playpen
Closing us in
Haiku # 76278, February 3, 2023 10:57 am ET
by Mox
can't just push one out
poetic constipation
a pain in the arts
Haiku # 76277, February 2, 2023 7:46 am ET
by ash
Risk-free existence:
That's all these neurotics want,
Whimpering in fear...
Haiku # 76276, February 2, 2023 6:27 am ET
by Evel Knevel of Snake River Knitting Club
Unfriendly pi-time
A faithful, pretty dog trots
in spite of the worm
Haiku # 76275, February 1, 2023 2:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pleasant eventide
A smoky computer sits
beyond the girlfriend
Haiku # 76274, February 1, 2023 2:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Paul was Jewish too;
He managed banking assets
For the Lord of Hosts.
Haiku # 76273, February 1, 2023 1:46 pm ET
by Gamaliel of Tarsus
Jesus was Jewish.
Kept Sabbath and wore strange hats;
ate gefilte fish.
Haiku # 76272, January 31, 2023 7:27 pm ET
by He was from Brooklyn dontcha know
Sit down, brace yourself....
Jesus was not a white guy
Just thought you should know
Haiku # 76271, January 31, 2023 8:51 am ET
by I know....but you seen pictures of him
Klaus Schwab: kiss my ass.
God exists and you are done.
You are so over.
Haiku # 76270, January 29, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Angela Merkel of Bratwurst
bothered by the trolls?
you should try "internet off"
see them disappear
Haiku # 76268, January 28, 2023 8:09 am ET
by ash of the fine solution
So, which sin is worse:
To be homosexual
Or to be white. Hmmm?
Haiku # 76267, January 27, 2023 1:47 pm ET
by Gay Caucasian But I Identify as Straight Asian
Life is like texting
Before the red light changes
And they start honking.
Haiku # 76265, January 23, 2023 8:15 am ET
by Existential Awareness of Traffic Lights
Swollen infection
Swollen infection Swollen
Swollen infection
Haiku # 76264, January 22, 2023 7:46 am ET
by Bulge of Nether Regions
Stolen election
Stolen election Stolen
Stolen election
Haiku # 76263, January 21, 2023 6:19 pm ET
by If you repeat it enough. Dumb shits will believe
Cephalopod wink
Eight tentacles grip Darth’s dink
whilst he sips his drink
Haiku # 76262, January 20, 2023 9:34 am ET
by Gossip of The Sea
Old moxie never
Really left here, he just got
To see the world change
Haiku # 76261, January 19, 2023 11:14 pm ET
by Mox
I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".
Haiku # 76260, January 19, 2023 7:04 pm ET
by Noticer of HaikuBots
I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".
Haiku # 76259, January 19, 2023 7:04 pm ET
by Noticer of HaikuBots
Napalm in Japan:
Used in nineteen forty-five...
Long before Viet Nam.
Haiku # 76258, January 13, 2023 8:27 pm ET
by Chemical Warfare of Harvard U.
Darth died a while back.
Do you know where he's buried?
He used to post here...
Haiku # 76257, January 13, 2023 7:31 pm ET
by Executor of Figpucker's Estate
One of Darth’s cheese farts
Clear your nasal passages
Can you taste it now?
Haiku # 76255, January 9, 2023 2:33 am ET
by Dr. Limburger of Philippines
I just had Covid.
It wasn't bad, but taste buds
Are not functioning.
Haiku # 76254, January 8, 2023 9:36 pm ET
by Even Coffee and Beer Have No Taste
Every time I pee
Near Darth experiences
Then I wake up wet
Haiku # 76252, January 8, 2023 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twenty twenty-three:
Near Death Experiences,
Party tricks, and beer.
Haiku # 76251, January 7, 2023 2:13 pm ET
by Noticer of Beer
Off to a great start
Grand republican shit show
What did you expect?
Haiku # 76250, January 6, 2023 9:37 am ET
by The ghost of John McCain
Chatbots can now guide
Toward a world without conflict:
Disinformation.
Haiku # 76249, January 6, 2023 12:08 am ET
by Global Pabulum of Nanny Superstate
croak croak croak croak croak
ribbit ribbit ribbit croak
croak croak Cloaca!
Haiku # 76248, January 4, 2023 4:13 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
holy shit batman
quarter of a century
basho would be proud
Haiku # 76247, January 4, 2023 7:00 am ET
by ash of what is the sound of one frog crapping?
I see posts from those
Places I did not recall
Hey there's trinidad
Haiku # 76246, January 3, 2023 10:41 am ET
by Mox
A haiku a day
Won't keep the doctor away
Still... write anyway
Haiku # 76244, January 3, 2023 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The slow stream of verse
Unpopular is the way
Obscurity wins
Haiku # 76243, January 2, 2023 10:30 am ET
by Janis of Happy New Year my friends!
My gift this new year
Is something I know you want
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76242, January 1, 2023 12:41 am ET
by You're welcome
twenty twenty three
happy new year lolita
you're only young once
Haiku # 76241, December 31, 2022 11:13 pm ET
by ash of of older for a long time
New year up to you
To be happy, we write on
The walls here we go
Haiku # 76240, December 31, 2022 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
another year gone
just one day closer to death
party while you can
Haiku # 76238, December 31, 2022 2:55 am ET
by ash of dust to dust
Just understand this:
Cheese is not the enemy
Punctuation is
Haiku # 76237, December 30, 2022 9:48 pm ET
by Velvety smooth fondue
possessive pronouns
have major control issues
making you their bitch
Haiku # 76234, December 27, 2022 7:21 pm ET
by ash of them / they
enough of your spam
lolita girls can blow me
metaphorically
Haiku # 76233, December 27, 2022 6:51 pm ET
by ash of suck that, princess
defenestration ?
best to not fall out with vlad
high up oligarchs
Haiku # 76231, December 27, 2022 9:18 am ET
by ash of a new operating system for the lapsed privileged
a.i. is clever
more so than most people know
or might think about
Haiku # 76228, December 25, 2022 5:05 am ET
by ash
The problem with you
Satanic fucks is no real
Source material...warts
Haiku # 76225, December 23, 2022 11:40 am ET
by Vhs
Thank you, sir. Thanks for
Wokesplaining all things to me.
Now I see the light.
Haiku # 76223, December 22, 2022 8:58 am ET
by Guilty White Lib of Itz MY Fault
Folita Girls: luck.
The Netherlands Antilles
Don't have much of that...
Haiku # 76219, December 15, 2022 10:11 pm ET
by Natalee H. of Missing
Back in the eighties
There was a game called Simon
Now it’s Garfunkle
Haiku # 76217, December 15, 2022 3:08 pm ET
by Sound of Syllables (Hello dog mess my old friend. Looks like I stepped in you again)
Hello. Thank you how
are you. Go to my website.
You like animals.
Haiku # 76216, December 15, 2022 1:53 pm ET
by Can't You Even Count? of Intificial Artelligence
My best Christmas day:
Smoked my pipe. Drank IPAs,
Cleaned up the garage.
Haiku # 76214, December 14, 2022 1:06 pm ET
by Star of The Magi
Flattened, dead wallet
Autopsy revealed old condom
Also, this haiku
Haiku # 76213, December 14, 2022 1:22 am ET
by In the way of Train
Goal of Smile: reduce
Many tokens to just one.
Send to dead wallet.
Haiku # 76212, December 13, 2022 8:20 pm ET
by Your Boring Screed Haikuized for You of AI Angered By AI
There was a young Belle
of Old Natchez, famous for
having two snatches
She said “Take your pick”
So, Darth
inserted his dick

(All his hair fell out in patches)
Haiku # 76210, December 13, 2022 6:49 am ET
by House of ill Repute
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