and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
by vhs
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
by Par King of Violation
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
by Mox
Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.
by Mox
Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.
by West of Tempe, AZ
Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower
by Mox
Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields
Here comes the cream corn
by I. Dig
Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.
by Bolder Colorado of Wyoming
There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere
You are on your own
by Anonymous poet of Sag Harbor
Hello! How to contact support?
by KevinDop of Latvia
Pentagon demons
and Central Intelli-gents:
Malthusians all.
by Never Tire of Starting WARS
I watched the Super
Bowl. That is it; that is the
entire haiku
by It's Re-anna not Re-ahnah
Seeing the old names
from the website's early days
glad you're all alive.
by Janis of the Fediverse
Workday drags along,
Elon's tweets now a distraction,
Boss will not be pleased.
by Hannes of Japan
Deadlines fast approach,
Endless tasks still left undone,
Netflix beckons me
by Hannes of Japan
Today I’m just a figment of ChatGPT’s
Imagination
by Betty LeBomb
Is this really real?
or was it ChatGPT
that invented us?
by Betty LeBomb
The universal
Gas cloud carrying with it
Primordial fart...
IA IA old fart, the ancient gas of 1000 tacos
by I got 99 problems but hastur ain't one of Aka moxie
i thought haiku was
about syllables arranged...
or some shit like that.
by Existential Idiot of Poughkeepsie, NY
petrichor rises
as the dark grey sky rumbles
and the dog freaks out
by ash of thunderdome
Death of irony
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
You killed it last night
by Crazy is as crazy does
Universal poop
Cook Islands are farther east
But, you have to die.
by Haiku Collage of Kollaboration
lack of empathy
exudes like a miasma
but you can't see it
by ash
salamat pagi
cook islands are further east
spam jalan-jalan
by ash of diverse travels
Universal poop
In old grandpa's chicken coop
Let's make us some soup
by Julia Childish
Join the Wagner group
They can solve prison problems
But, you have to die.
by Pootins Chef
I'm wanting to lose
My mind at the prison playpen
Closing us in
by Mox
can't just push one out
poetic constipation
a pain in the arts
by ash
Risk-free existence:
That's all these neurotics want,
Whimpering in fear...
by Evel Knevel of Snake River Knitting Club
Unfriendly pi-time
A faithful, pretty dog trots
in spite of the worm
by Anonymous Poet
Pleasant eventide
A smoky computer sits
beyond the girlfriend
by Anonymous Poet
Paul was Jewish too;
He managed banking assets
For the Lord of Hosts.
by Gamaliel of Tarsus
Jesus was Jewish.
Kept Sabbath and wore strange hats;
ate gefilte fish.
by He was from Brooklyn dontcha know
Sit down, brace yourself....
Jesus was not a white guy
Just thought you should know
by I know....but you seen pictures of him
Klaus Schwab: kiss my ass.
God exists and you are done.
You are so over.
by Angela Merkel of Bratwurst
bothered by the trolls?
you should try "internet off"
see them disappear
by ash of the fine solution
So, which sin is worse:
To be homosexual
Or to be white. Hmmm?
by Gay Caucasian But I Identify as Straight Asian
Life is like texting
Before the red light changes
And they start honking.
by Existential Awareness of Traffic Lights
Swollen infection
Swollen infection Swollen
Swollen infection
by Bulge of Nether Regions
Stolen election
Stolen election Stolen
Stolen election
by If you repeat it enough. Dumb shits will believe
Cephalopod wink
Eight tentacles grip Darth’s dink
whilst he sips his drink
by Gossip of The Sea
Old moxie never
Really left here, he just got
To see the world change
by Mox
I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".
by Noticer of HaikuBots
I must post haiku
In order to trigger bots
Like "Darth" and "Janis".
by Noticer of HaikuBots
Napalm in Japan:
Used in nineteen forty-five...
Long before Viet Nam.
by Chemical Warfare of Harvard U.
Darth died a while back.
Do you know where he's buried?
He used to post here...
by Executor of Figpucker's Estate
One of Darth’s cheese farts
Clear your nasal passages
Can you taste it now?
by Dr. Limburger of Philippines
I just had Covid.
It wasn't bad, but taste buds
Are not functioning.
by Even Coffee and Beer Have No Taste
