Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 134 Days and 76395 Haiku later...

When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
Haiku # 76345, March 7, 2023 9:44 am ET
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
Haiku # 76344, March 7, 2023 7:24 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
Haiku # 76340, March 4, 2023 12:15 pm ET
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
Haiku # 76338, March 3, 2023 6:16 am ET
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
Haiku # 76337, March 2, 2023 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
Haiku # 76335, March 1, 2023 3:43 pm ET
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
Haiku # 76334, March 1, 2023 9:57 am ET
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
Haiku # 76333, February 27, 2023 10:27 pm ET
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a

Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
Haiku # 76331, February 27, 2023 11:08 am ET
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
Haiku # 76330, February 27, 2023 10:56 am ET
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
Haiku # 76329, February 27, 2023 9:45 am ET
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
Haiku # 76328, February 26, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
Haiku # 76327, February 26, 2023 2:31 pm ET
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
Haiku # 76326, February 26, 2023 2:25 pm ET
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
Haiku # 76325, February 26, 2023 2:23 pm ET
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
Haiku # 76324, February 26, 2023 2:19 pm ET
by Slumbers of the Slept
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
Haiku # 76323, February 26, 2023 10:27 am ET
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
Haiku # 76322, February 26, 2023 10:11 am ET
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
Haiku # 76321, February 25, 2023 10:09 pm ET
by Vhs
janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong
Haiku # 76319, February 25, 2023 8:57 pm ET
by ash of the rock steady crew
and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
Haiku # 76318, February 25, 2023 11:10 am ET
by vhs
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
Haiku # 76314, February 23, 2023 8:09 pm ET
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
Haiku # 76313, February 23, 2023 7:48 pm ET
by Par King of Violation
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?
Haiku # 76312, February 23, 2023 6:11 pm ET
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
Haiku # 76311, February 22, 2023 11:11 pm ET
by Mox
Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.
Haiku # 76310, February 22, 2023 10:23 pm ET
by Mox
Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.
Haiku # 76309, February 22, 2023 8:20 pm ET
by West of Tempe, AZ
Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower
Haiku # 76308, February 22, 2023 2:50 pm ET
by Mox
Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields
Here comes the cream corn
Haiku # 76307, February 21, 2023 8:15 am ET
by I. Dig
Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.
Haiku # 76306, February 18, 2023 8:53 pm ET
by Bolder Colorado of Wyoming
There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere
You are on your own
Haiku # 76305, February 18, 2023 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous poet of Sag Harbor
Hello! How to contact support?
Haiku # 76304, February 18, 2023 6:52 am ET
by KevinDop of Latvia
Pentagon demons
and Central Intelli-gents:
Malthusians all.
Haiku # 76303, February 17, 2023 10:46 pm ET
by Never Tire of Starting WARS
I watched the Super
Bowl. That is it; that is the
entire haiku
Haiku # 76300, February 14, 2023 9:04 am ET
by It's Re-anna not Re-ahnah
Seeing the old names
from the website's early days
glad you're all alive.
Haiku # 76299, February 14, 2023 9:00 am ET
by Janis of the Fediverse
Workday drags along,
Elon's tweets now a distraction,
Boss will not be pleased.
Haiku # 76296, February 13, 2023 11:56 pm ET
by Hannes of Japan
Deadlines fast approach,
Endless tasks still left undone,
Netflix beckons me
Haiku # 76295, February 13, 2023 11:55 pm ET
by Hannes of Japan
Today I’m just a figment of ChatGPT’s
Imagination
Haiku # 76293, February 13, 2023 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Is this really real?
or was it ChatGPT
that invented us?
Haiku # 76292, February 13, 2023 1:08 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The universal
Gas cloud carrying with it
Primordial fart...

IA IA old fart, the ancient gas of 1000 tacos
Haiku # 76290, February 11, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by I got 99 problems but hastur ain't one of Aka moxie
i thought haiku was
about syllables arranged...
or some shit like that.
Haiku # 76289, February 10, 2023 7:33 pm ET
by Existential Idiot of Poughkeepsie, NY
petrichor rises
as the dark grey sky rumbles
and the dog freaks out
Haiku # 76288, February 8, 2023 11:31 pm ET
by ash of thunderdome
Death of irony
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
You killed it last night
Haiku # 76287, February 8, 2023 8:34 am ET
by Crazy is as crazy does
Universal poop
Cook Islands are farther east
But, you have to die.
Haiku # 76286, February 7, 2023 3:25 pm ET
by Haiku Collage of Kollaboration
lack of empathy
exudes like a miasma
but you can't see it
Haiku # 76285, February 6, 2023 9:37 pm ET
by ash
salamat pagi
cook islands are further east
spam jalan-jalan
Haiku # 76283, February 5, 2023 4:42 pm ET
by ash of diverse travels
Universal poop
In old grandpa's chicken coop
Let's make us some soup
Haiku # 76280, February 5, 2023 12:50 am ET
by Julia Childish
Join the Wagner group
They can solve prison problems
But, you have to die.
Haiku # 76279, February 3, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Pootins Chef
I'm wanting to lose
My mind at the prison playpen
Closing us in
Haiku # 76278, February 3, 2023 10:57 am ET
by Mox
can't just push one out
poetic constipation
a pain in the arts
Haiku # 76277, February 2, 2023 7:46 am ET
by ash
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