When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a
Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
by Slumbers of the Slept
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
by Vhs
janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong
by ash of the rock steady crew
and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
by vhs
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
by Par King of Violation
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
by Mox
Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.
by Mox
Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.
by West of Tempe, AZ
Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower
by Mox
Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields
Here comes the cream corn
by I. Dig
Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.
by Bolder Colorado of Wyoming
There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere
You are on your own
by Anonymous poet of Sag Harbor
Hello! How to contact support?
by KevinDop of Latvia
Pentagon demons
and Central Intelli-gents:
Malthusians all.
by Never Tire of Starting WARS
I watched the Super
Bowl. That is it; that is the
entire haiku
by It's Re-anna not Re-ahnah
Seeing the old names
from the website's early days
glad you're all alive.
by Janis of the Fediverse
Workday drags along,
Elon's tweets now a distraction,
Boss will not be pleased.
by Hannes of Japan
Deadlines fast approach,
Endless tasks still left undone,
Netflix beckons me
by Hannes of Japan
Today I’m just a figment of ChatGPT’s
Imagination
by Betty LeBomb
Is this really real?
or was it ChatGPT
that invented us?
by Betty LeBomb
The universal
Gas cloud carrying with it
Primordial fart...
IA IA old fart, the ancient gas of 1000 tacos
by I got 99 problems but hastur ain't one of Aka moxie
i thought haiku was
about syllables arranged...
or some shit like that.
by Existential Idiot of Poughkeepsie, NY
petrichor rises
as the dark grey sky rumbles
and the dog freaks out
by ash of thunderdome
Death of irony
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
You killed it last night
by Crazy is as crazy does
Universal poop
Cook Islands are farther east
But, you have to die.
by Haiku Collage of Kollaboration
lack of empathy
exudes like a miasma
but you can't see it
by ash
salamat pagi
cook islands are further east
spam jalan-jalan
by ash of diverse travels
Universal poop
In old grandpa's chicken coop
Let's make us some soup
by Julia Childish
Join the Wagner group
They can solve prison problems
But, you have to die.
by Pootins Chef
I'm wanting to lose
My mind at the prison playpen
Closing us in
by Mox
can't just push one out
poetic constipation
a pain in the arts
by ash
