Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

David Letterman
Darth, the David number man
and dink statue man
Haiku # 76400, March 27, 2023 12:22 pm ET
by Anita Figleaf of Missing you
Darth developed them.
I hate leaving out letters.
May God forgive me.
Haiku # 76399, March 27, 2023 7:55 am ET
by Man of Letters
Well, there are chatbots
And then there are the fartbots.
Dart developed them.
Haiku # 76398, March 27, 2023 7:53 am ET
by A.I. Next-level Haiku Warfare of Fartificial Untelligence
Your fart was quiet
But, judging the skidmarks
It was quite a fart
Haiku # 76397, March 27, 2023 7:44 am ET
by Quincy the Forensic Fartologist of Old Willow Medical. Building (Office in rear)
The bowel movements
Always more satisfying
Dropped off at the mall
Haiku # 76396, March 26, 2023 6:25 pm ET
by Rich Manure
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
Haiku # 76391, March 25, 2023 9:10 am ET
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
Haiku # 76389, March 24, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
Haiku # 76385, March 23, 2023 8:00 am ET
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
Haiku # 76376, March 19, 2023 10:04 pm ET
by Vhs
Haiku # 76375, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
Haiku # 76374, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
Haiku # 76373, March 18, 2023 4:23 pm ET
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
Haiku # 76372, March 15, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
Haiku # 76371, March 14, 2023 10:24 pm ET
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
Haiku # 76370, March 14, 2023 10:20 pm ET
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
Haiku # 76369, March 14, 2023 10:15 pm ET
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
Haiku # 76367, March 14, 2023 7:21 am ET
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
Haiku # 76365, March 13, 2023 11:26 am ET
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
Haiku # 76364, March 12, 2023 3:12 pm ET
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
Haiku # 76361, March 11, 2023 6:26 am ET
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
Haiku # 76360, March 11, 2023 6:05 am ET
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
Haiku # 76359, March 11, 2023 3:28 am ET
by ash
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
Haiku # 76356, March 10, 2023 6:03 am ET
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
Haiku # 76355, March 9, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
Haiku # 76353, March 8, 2023 12:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
Haiku # 76351, March 8, 2023 7:10 am ET
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
Haiku # 76350, March 7, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
Haiku # 76349, March 7, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
Haiku # 76348, March 7, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76347, March 7, 2023 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76346, March 7, 2023 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
Haiku # 76345, March 7, 2023 9:44 am ET
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
Haiku # 76344, March 7, 2023 7:24 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
Haiku # 76340, March 4, 2023 12:15 pm ET
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
Haiku # 76338, March 3, 2023 6:16 am ET
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
Haiku # 76337, March 2, 2023 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
Haiku # 76335, March 1, 2023 3:43 pm ET
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
Haiku # 76334, March 1, 2023 9:57 am ET
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
Haiku # 76333, February 27, 2023 10:27 pm ET
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a

Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
Haiku # 76331, February 27, 2023 11:08 am ET
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
Haiku # 76330, February 27, 2023 10:56 am ET
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
Haiku # 76329, February 27, 2023 9:45 am ET
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
Haiku # 76328, February 26, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
Haiku # 76327, February 26, 2023 2:31 pm ET
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
Haiku # 76326, February 26, 2023 2:25 pm ET
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
Haiku # 76325, February 26, 2023 2:23 pm ET
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
Haiku # 76324, February 26, 2023 2:19 pm ET
by Slumbers of the Slept
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
Haiku # 76323, February 26, 2023 10:27 am ET
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
Haiku # 76322, February 26, 2023 10:11 am ET
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
Haiku # 76321, February 25, 2023 10:09 pm ET
by Vhs
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