Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
Haiku # 76372, March 15, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
Haiku # 76371, March 14, 2023 10:24 pm ET
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
Haiku # 76370, March 14, 2023 10:20 pm ET
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
Haiku # 76369, March 14, 2023 10:15 pm ET
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
Haiku # 76367, March 14, 2023 7:21 am ET
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
Haiku # 76365, March 13, 2023 11:26 am ET
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
Haiku # 76364, March 12, 2023 3:12 pm ET
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
Haiku # 76361, March 11, 2023 6:26 am ET
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
Haiku # 76360, March 11, 2023 6:05 am ET
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
Haiku # 76359, March 11, 2023 3:28 am ET
by ash
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
Haiku # 76356, March 10, 2023 6:03 am ET
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
Haiku # 76355, March 9, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
Haiku # 76353, March 8, 2023 12:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
Haiku # 76351, March 8, 2023 7:10 am ET
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
Haiku # 76350, March 7, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
Haiku # 76349, March 7, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
Haiku # 76348, March 7, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76347, March 7, 2023 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76346, March 7, 2023 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
Haiku # 76345, March 7, 2023 9:44 am ET
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
Haiku # 76344, March 7, 2023 7:24 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
Haiku # 76340, March 4, 2023 12:15 pm ET
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
Haiku # 76338, March 3, 2023 6:16 am ET
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
Haiku # 76337, March 2, 2023 3:38 pm ET
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
Haiku # 76335, March 1, 2023 3:43 pm ET
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
Haiku # 76334, March 1, 2023 9:57 am ET
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
Haiku # 76333, February 27, 2023 10:27 pm ET
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a

Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
Haiku # 76331, February 27, 2023 11:08 am ET
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
Haiku # 76330, February 27, 2023 10:56 am ET
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
Haiku # 76329, February 27, 2023 9:45 am ET
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
Haiku # 76328, February 26, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
Haiku # 76327, February 26, 2023 2:31 pm ET
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
Haiku # 76326, February 26, 2023 2:25 pm ET
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
Haiku # 76325, February 26, 2023 2:23 pm ET
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
Haiku # 76324, February 26, 2023 2:19 pm ET
by Slumbers of the Slept
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
Haiku # 76323, February 26, 2023 10:27 am ET
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
Haiku # 76322, February 26, 2023 10:11 am ET
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
Haiku # 76321, February 25, 2023 10:09 pm ET
by Vhs
janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong
Haiku # 76319, February 25, 2023 8:57 pm ET
by ash of the rock steady crew
and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
Haiku # 76318, February 25, 2023 11:10 am ET
by vhs
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
Haiku # 76314, February 23, 2023 8:09 pm ET
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
Haiku # 76313, February 23, 2023 7:48 pm ET
by Par King of Violation
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?
Haiku # 76312, February 23, 2023 6:11 pm ET
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
Haiku # 76311, February 22, 2023 11:11 pm ET
by Mox
Cough cough Janis has
Kept a safe space for words best
Posted state of grace.
Haiku # 76310, February 22, 2023 10:23 pm ET
by Mox
Spry old Mox so dear,
Bath awaits, renewal near,
Life's spark shines so clear.
Haiku # 76309, February 22, 2023 8:20 pm ET
by West of Tempe, AZ
Yes old mox is here
Too, quite alive, on bed now
Going to shower
Haiku # 76308, February 22, 2023 2:50 pm ET
by Mox
Jolly Green Giant
Standing erect in corn fields
Here comes the cream corn
Haiku # 76307, February 21, 2023 8:15 am ET
by I. Dig
Over the shoulder
Boulder-holder gets older
As you get colder.
Haiku # 76306, February 18, 2023 8:53 pm ET
by Bolder Colorado of Wyoming
There’s no support here
Take a look at my brassiere
You are on your own
Haiku # 76305, February 18, 2023 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous poet of Sag Harbor
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