Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 18 Days and 76795 Haiku later...

Hello to "Roger",
The fucking inhuman bot.
Now stay in Finland.
Haiku # 76420, April 7, 2023 5:31 pm ET
by You Can't Do Haiku of So Why Try?
Hello.
Haiku # 76419, April 7, 2023 8:16 am ET
by RogerHek of Switzerland
No one posts on here.
It's actually depressing.
Such a great website...
Haiku # 76418, April 6, 2023 7:47 pm ET
by Sad Lonely Haiku of Internetz
Count syllables. It's
National Poetry month,
Oh haiku masters.
Haiku # 76417, April 5, 2023 8:01 am ET
by Basho's Editor of Old Nakamura Spring Bamboo Grove
damn repeats, i just
tend to forget to post to
this place, then i do
Haiku # 76416, April 4, 2023 10:37 am ET
by vhs
having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now
Haiku # 76415, April 4, 2023 10:36 am ET
by vhs of if you have questions just ask, if you have disdain, you might have to do this yourself
having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now
Haiku # 76414, April 4, 2023 10:36 am ET
by vhs of if you have questions just ask, if you have disdain, you might have to do this yourself
the dishwaser raises
a glass, smashes it on the ground
says mazaltovs
Haiku # 76413, April 4, 2023 10:33 am ET
by vhs
Hey chatbots. Hey trash.
Get your fake ass over here.
Top THIS brilliant verse.
Haiku # 76412, April 3, 2023 6:39 pm ET
by Sick and Tired of Goddamn Algorithms You Kids Get Off My Lawn NOW
Original cast
London nineteen seventy
They messed with the best.
Haiku # 76411, April 2, 2023 1:05 pm ET
by Ian Gillan of J.C.S.S.
Haiku Palm Sunday
Get those fronds up in the air.
Jesus is the LORD.
Haiku # 76410, April 2, 2023 12:57 pm ET
by He who is ashamed of Me, etc. of Yerushalaim
Still getting worked up
Over silly Orange Man?
Let it play out. Smile.
Haiku # 76409, March 31, 2023 7:19 am ET
by Let Go and Let Donald of Drumpf Intervention Unit 666
Old campaign slogan
Turns back on its creator
It's time....lock him up
Haiku # 76408, March 30, 2023 11:07 pm ET
by Karma
Fuck "Outcome-based".
No such thing as "Outcome-based".
There's only Wisdom.
Haiku # 76407, March 30, 2023 10:06 am ET
by Results-driven Over the Edge of Hell's Abyss
Go wash some dishes
And try to call it a "career"
What dumb people do
Haiku # 76406, March 29, 2023 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How I forget to
Post and asthma flares up but
So what, I can breathe
Haiku # 76405, March 29, 2023 10:06 pm ET
by Mox/vhs
I haven't been here
Since several years ago
It looks prettier
Haiku # 76404, March 29, 2023 6:29 pm ET
by Nice to see you of To see you nice
Just two good ‘ol boys
Figpucker and VHS
The Dukes of Quaznard
Haiku # 76403, March 28, 2023 1:28 am ET
by T. V. Guide
nothing special
Haiku # 76402, March 28, 2023 12:12 am ET
by QaznardDag of Ghana
Darth Pickfugger Darth
Fickpugger Darth Darth and Darth
Puckfigger Darth, yo.
Haiku # 76401, March 27, 2023 6:53 pm ET
by Shout Out to Homies of Autism Level 3
David Letterman
Darth, the David number man
and dink statue man
Haiku # 76400, March 27, 2023 12:22 pm ET
by Anita Figleaf of Missing you
Darth developed them.
I hate leaving out letters.
May God forgive me.
Haiku # 76399, March 27, 2023 7:55 am ET
by Man of Letters
Well, there are chatbots
And then there are the fartbots.
Dart developed them.
Haiku # 76398, March 27, 2023 7:53 am ET
by A.I. Next-level Haiku Warfare of Fartificial Untelligence
Your fart was quiet
But, judging the skidmarks
It was quite a fart
Haiku # 76397, March 27, 2023 7:44 am ET
by Quincy the Forensic Fartologist of Old Willow Medical. Building (Office in rear)
The bowel movements
Always more satisfying
Dropped off at the mall
Haiku # 76396, March 26, 2023 6:25 pm ET
by Rich Manure
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
Haiku # 76391, March 25, 2023 9:10 am ET
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
Haiku # 76389, March 24, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
Haiku # 76385, March 23, 2023 8:00 am ET
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
Haiku # 76376, March 19, 2023 10:04 pm ET
by Vhs
Spector
Haiku # 76375, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
Haiku # 76374, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
Haiku # 76373, March 18, 2023 4:23 pm ET
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
Haiku # 76372, March 15, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
Haiku # 76371, March 14, 2023 10:24 pm ET
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
Haiku # 76370, March 14, 2023 10:20 pm ET
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
Haiku # 76369, March 14, 2023 10:15 pm ET
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
Haiku # 76367, March 14, 2023 7:21 am ET
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
Haiku # 76365, March 13, 2023 11:26 am ET
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
Haiku # 76364, March 12, 2023 3:12 pm ET
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
Haiku # 76361, March 11, 2023 6:26 am ET
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
Haiku # 76360, March 11, 2023 6:05 am ET
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
Haiku # 76359, March 11, 2023 3:28 am ET
by ash
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
Haiku # 76356, March 10, 2023 6:03 am ET
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
Haiku # 76355, March 9, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
Haiku # 76353, March 8, 2023 12:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
Haiku # 76351, March 8, 2023 7:10 am ET
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
Haiku # 76350, March 7, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
Haiku # 76349, March 7, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
Haiku # 76348, March 7, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76347, March 7, 2023 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
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