Its elekshun time.
JOE will save us once agen.
But watch out for TRUMP!
by Edjicated Populace of Amurca
sporadic poet
as fickle as the weather
blowing hot and cold
by ash of intemperate regional variability
salute the anzacs
but fuck off the flyover
waking me at nine
by ash of world wars won
Who is the madman...
Our geriatric puppet
Or Vladimir P?
by Noticer of Doomsday Cuckoo Clock
Haiku has returned!
It's back, stronger than EVER.
Hail the New Haiku.
by Militant Haiku of Imperialist Expansion.
i'd rather sleep in
the protestant work ethic
is over-rated
by ash of lassitudinous torpor
Ashes to ashes
Canada imprisoned by
The zeitgeist of soc
by Mox
united states of death
looks like i have to shoot you
because you are here
by ash of the wrong to bear arms
Hey cyan
Where did u go from here?
Who are you..
by Outside of Joshua
I will be polite
Toward that point-three percentage
of the total Pop.
by Idi Amin Dada of LGBTQRS Non-profit
Cowboys: vaqueros.
Y las vaqueras (cowgirls).
I like the cowgirls.
by Hot and Bothered of Boots and Hats
This explains why its
haiku is so shitty. We
trained that mofo.
by Janis of Colossal Clean Crawled Corpus
Yup, the cowboys change
But dumb people like you can't
Go wash my dishes.
by VHS career counseling agency
ol' rupert murdoch
not so much a silver fox
as the fox with gold
by ash of continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards
where have all the cows
gone, mind you the cowboys CHANGE
Broke back the times here
by vhs
i can hear the sea
gulls blabbing outside far from
the ocean, inland
by vhs
Haiku falls like leaves;
Spring cherry-blossom wind-gust...
Where's my bloody phone?
by Angry Haiku Poet Freaking Out in his Car of NIPPON
a long time passing
where have all the haiku gone ?
long, long time ago
by ash
Tepid Joe Biden
Toilet seat teleprompters
Money laundering
by Let's Go Brandon of Future Nostalgia
warm water bidet
that toilet seat is toasty
the hand wash is cold
by ash of japanese ablution review
Someone: give Klaus Schwab
Just short of heroic dose.
Perhaps he'll wake up.
by Lysergic Intervention of LSD-25
Fraud, corruption, lies...
Fraud, corruption, lies, oh my--
"City on a hill" (?)
by Black-pilled of Pulled
Based and red pulled were
Said to be extreme by
Fbi standards.
What about murder, rape
Human trafficking, slander
Fraud, corruption oh...
by Vhs
I mean "Switzerland".
Sorry for my mistake there.
Helvetica. Right.
by Bot Assassination Squad of Bosnia
Hello to "Roger",
The fucking inhuman bot.
Now stay in Finland.
by You Can't Do Haiku of So Why Try?
Hello.
by RogerHek of Switzerland
No one posts on here.
It's actually depressing.
Such a great website...
by Sad Lonely Haiku of Internetz
Count syllables. It's
National Poetry month,
Oh haiku masters.
by Basho's Editor of Old Nakamura Spring Bamboo Grove
damn repeats, i just
tend to forget to post to
this place, then i do
by vhs
having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now
by vhs of if you have questions just ask, if you have disdain, you might have to do this yourself
having worked in kitchens
for some time as the dish guy
here i am right now
by vhs of if you have questions just ask, if you have disdain, you might have to do this yourself
the dishwaser raises
a glass, smashes it on the ground
says mazaltovs
by vhs
Hey chatbots. Hey trash.
Get your fake ass over here.
Top THIS brilliant verse.
by Sick and Tired of Goddamn Algorithms You Kids Get Off My Lawn NOW
Original cast
London nineteen seventy
They messed with the best.
by Ian Gillan of J.C.S.S.
Haiku Palm Sunday
Get those fronds up in the air.
Jesus is the LORD.
by He who is ashamed of Me, etc. of Yerushalaim
Still getting worked up
Over silly Orange Man?
Let it play out. Smile.
by Let Go and Let Donald of Drumpf Intervention Unit 666
Old campaign slogan
Turns back on its creator
It's time....lock him up
by Karma
Fuck "Outcome-based".
No such thing as "Outcome-based".
There's only Wisdom.
by Results-driven Over the Edge of Hell's Abyss
Go wash some dishes
And try to call it a "career"
What dumb people do
by Anonymous Poet
How I forget to
Post and asthma flares up but
So what, I can breathe
by Mox/vhs
I haven't been here
Since several years ago
It looks prettier
by Nice to see you of To see you nice
Just two good ‘ol boys
Figpucker and VHS
The Dukes of Quaznard
by T. V. Guide
nothing special
by QaznardDag of Ghana
Darth Pickfugger Darth
Fickpugger Darth Darth and Darth
Puckfigger Darth, yo.
by Shout Out to Homies of Autism Level 3
David Letterman
Darth, the David number man
and dink statue man
by Anita Figleaf of Missing you
Darth developed them.
I hate leaving out letters.
May God forgive me.
by Man of Letters
Well, there are chatbots
And then there are the fartbots.
Dart developed them.
by A.I. Next-level Haiku Warfare of Fartificial Untelligence
Your fart was quiet
But, judging the skidmarks
It was quite a fart
by Quincy the Forensic Fartologist of Old Willow Medical. Building (Office in rear)
The bowel movements
Always more satisfying
Dropped off at the mall
by Rich Manure
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
