raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
by Vhs
Spector
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
by ash
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
by Haikuized for you FREE of CHARGE
You silly chatbot.
You can't even write haiku
Without programming.
by Chatbot #638A5 a.k.a. "Doris"
Well cars still crash, oil
Still leaks from things need filling
Snow still needs plowing
by Vhs
It's the next thing yet
America's empire
Survives or does not?
by Vhs
Whack, woke, weak. Low chic.
Race-complaining industry . . .
Woke, weak, whack. Cheap crack.
by White Ring Haiku of Zaire
You so WOKE WOKE WOKE
I bought a new alarm clock.
to place on your grave.
by Woke Awareness of Snoring into Next Century
Frustrated and used
By an industry so much
Like smoking was a
Con race hustlers to
Smash the man, hate on whitey
Make money on it.
by Vhs
So you're a racist
And you don't know how to count?
Yes, that does make sense.
by Somebody hoit yours feewings?
Like any bad trend
Bad bad trend, what will survive
Dumb temper tantrums
by Vhs
Git yo fat woke ass
Outta my face, girl. Right now.
I don't want that thing.
by Great Awakenings of Soporific Significance
WOKE is WEAK, feel me?
Some people ain't down wif it.
(Vowels notwithstanding).
by Wokery INC. of I Have a Dream Today
Peep be like: I'm woke
(Then fall asleep at dawn.) Damn.
Y'all sleep well, bitches.
by Equity in Inclusion of Diversity in Perversity
Time 2 git WOKE, y'all:
brush yo teeth, put on jammies
and git in tha bed.
by Awakener of Black Awareness Century
My woman so woke
She slept right thru a daydream...
and a nightmare. Word.
by Slumbers of the Slept
Girl, you woke. MAD woke.
I bought you an alarm clock
cuz you so woke. Unh.
by Wakey Wakey of Rhodesia, Zimbabwe
Girl, you are so woke.
You so woke you overslept.
Now it's tomorrow.
by Woke-ass Booji of Wakefield, NJ
You're welcome, I'm here
In paradise freezing on
Waiting for the parade.
by Vhs
janis set us up
bad haiku is still the bomb
all our base belong
by ash of the rock steady crew
and we have an ai
for the sensible post in
these senseless times, yup
by vhs
Fugpicker got picked...
Captain of the hockey team.
Figpucker got pucked.
by Notional Hokey League of Frankfurt, Zimbabwe with Onions
Fig Parker got parked
In illegal loading zone
But he's feeling fined...
by Par King of Violation
This sad joyless world
Is the pig farker still here?
In this joyless world?
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Ozzys back was out
I hate to hear prince of. Darkness
Is getting old
by Mox
