Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 162 Days and 77043 Haiku later...

You know cats know we
Are their subjects, and so we
Bow before kings, queens
Haiku # 76469, May 11, 2023 11:30 pm ET
by Vhs
Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.
Haiku # 76468, May 11, 2023 5:56 am ET
by Fur of Fanged Yawn
the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums
Haiku # 76467, May 11, 2023 5:32 am ET
by ash of feline feeding frenzy
Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".
Haiku # 76466, May 10, 2023 9:23 am ET
by St. Miller of Into the FUUTUUUUURE
Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?
Haiku # 76465, May 9, 2023 9:03 am ET
by Mox
tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme
Haiku # 76464, May 7, 2023 5:01 am ET
by ash of spirochete sensei systems
Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.
Haiku # 76463, May 6, 2023 11:24 pm ET
by Tick Tock of Bloodsuckers
What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg
Haiku # 76462, May 6, 2023 10:52 am ET
by Fawn Doo of Mrigashirsha Park, PNW
all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer
Haiku # 76461, May 6, 2023 7:52 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side
Haiku # 76460, May 4, 2023 10:52 pm ET
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Roquefort cheese on bread
With some red pepper jelly...
I thought of you, Darth.
Haiku # 76459, May 3, 2023 11:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Cheeses
"this is my body"
like divine antipasto
foreskin antichrist
Haiku # 76457, May 1, 2023 3:46 am ET
by ash of a concept hard to swallow
Am I Christ's foreskin?
Is that why I feel cut off?
Where is His body?
Haiku # 76456, April 30, 2023 1:27 pm ET
by Pauline Metaphors of Madness
you disappoint me
with no lolita at all
there's no fucks to give
Haiku # 76455, April 30, 2023 8:36 am ET
by humbert humbert
Have I noticed what...?
The first line of your haiku,
Swinging in the wind?
Haiku # 76453, April 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Incomplete Haiku
Have you noticed it?
Haiku # 76452, April 29, 2023 1:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We can dream, right, well
Dream a little dream, and make
Sure the film aint broke
Haiku # 76451, April 28, 2023 7:07 pm ET
by Mox
Hey everybody:
National Poetry Month
is about to end.
Haiku # 76450, April 28, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by So Write Haiku Like You're About To Run Out of Gas
Couldn't find the knife
And I got so paranoid...
It was in dish-rack.
Haiku # 76449, April 27, 2023 5:46 pm ET
by Witchcraft of La cocina
The mosquito's buzz
Its anthem, its battle cry
And yet, its death wish
Haiku # 76447, April 27, 2023 1:24 am ET
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
In time of despair
Drink deep such joy as you find
In the throats of foes
Haiku # 76446, April 27, 2023 1:22 am ET
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
Its elekshun time.
JOE will save us once agen.
But watch out for TRUMP!
Haiku # 76445, April 26, 2023 5:07 pm ET
by Edjicated Populace of Amurca
sporadic poet
as fickle as the weather
blowing hot and cold
Haiku # 76444, April 26, 2023 7:28 am ET
by ash of intemperate regional variability
salute the anzacs
but fuck off the flyover
waking me at nine
Haiku # 76443, April 25, 2023 4:02 am ET
by ash of world wars won
Who is the madman...
Our geriatric puppet
Or Vladimir P?
Haiku # 76442, April 24, 2023 7:00 pm ET
by Noticer of Doomsday Cuckoo Clock
Haiku has returned!
It's back, stronger than EVER.
Hail the New Haiku.
Haiku # 76441, April 24, 2023 7:08 am ET
by Militant Haiku of Imperialist Expansion.
i'd rather sleep in
the protestant work ethic
is over-rated
Haiku # 76440, April 23, 2023 6:40 pm ET
by ash of lassitudinous torpor
Ashes to ashes
Canada imprisoned by
The zeitgeist of soc
Haiku # 76439, April 23, 2023 5:10 pm ET
by Mox
united states of death
looks like i have to shoot you
because you are here
Haiku # 76438, April 21, 2023 6:25 am ET
by ash of the wrong to bear arms
Hey cyan
Where did u go from here?
Who are you..
Haiku # 76437, April 21, 2023 4:33 am ET
by Outside of Joshua
I will be polite
Toward that point-three percentage
of the total Pop.
Haiku # 76436, April 20, 2023 8:08 am ET
by Idi Amin Dada of LGBTQRS Non-profit
Cowboys: vaqueros.
Y las vaqueras (cowgirls).
I like the cowgirls.
Haiku # 76435, April 19, 2023 9:44 pm ET
by Hot and Bothered of Boots and Hats
This explains why its
haiku is so shitty. We
trained that mofo.
Haiku # 76434, April 19, 2023 3:31 pm ET
by Janis of Colossal Clean Crawled Corpus
Yup, the cowboys change
But dumb people like you can't
Go wash my dishes.
Haiku # 76433, April 19, 2023 8:29 am ET
by VHS career counseling agency
ol' rupert murdoch
not so much a silver fox
as the fox with gold
Haiku # 76432, April 19, 2023 5:35 am ET
by ash of continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards
where have all the cows
gone, mind you the cowboys CHANGE
Broke back the times here
Haiku # 76431, April 18, 2023 11:31 am ET
by vhs
i can hear the sea
gulls blabbing outside far from
the ocean, inland
Haiku # 76430, April 18, 2023 11:14 am ET
by vhs
Haiku falls like leaves;
Spring cherry-blossom wind-gust...
Where's my bloody phone?
Haiku # 76429, April 18, 2023 10:44 am ET
by Angry Haiku Poet Freaking Out in his Car of NIPPON
a long time passing
where have all the haiku gone ?
long, long time ago
Haiku # 76428, April 18, 2023 6:37 am ET
by ash
Tepid Joe Biden
Toilet seat teleprompters
Money laundering
Haiku # 76426, April 14, 2023 8:34 pm ET
by Let's Go Brandon of Future Nostalgia
warm water bidet
that toilet seat is toasty
the hand wash is cold
Haiku # 76425, April 14, 2023 7:29 am ET
by ash of japanese ablution review
Someone: give Klaus Schwab
Just short of heroic dose.
Perhaps he'll wake up.
Haiku # 76424, April 13, 2023 6:20 pm ET
by Lysergic Intervention of LSD-25
Fraud, corruption, lies...
Fraud, corruption, lies, oh my--
"City on a hill" (?)
Haiku # 76423, April 11, 2023 1:41 pm ET
by Black-pilled of Pulled
Based and red pulled were
Said to be extreme by
Fbi standards.

What about murder, rape
Human trafficking, slander
Fraud, corruption oh...
Haiku # 76422, April 10, 2023 12:32 pm ET
by Vhs
I mean "Switzerland".
Sorry for my mistake there.
Helvetica. Right.
Haiku # 76421, April 7, 2023 5:33 pm ET
by Bot Assassination Squad of Bosnia
Hello to "Roger",
The fucking inhuman bot.
Now stay in Finland.
Haiku # 76420, April 7, 2023 5:31 pm ET
by You Can't Do Haiku of So Why Try?
Haiku # 76419, April 7, 2023 8:16 am ET
by RogerHek of Switzerland
No one posts on here.
It's actually depressing.
Such a great website...
Haiku # 76418, April 6, 2023 7:47 pm ET
by Sad Lonely Haiku of Internetz
Count syllables. It's
National Poetry month,
Oh haiku masters.
Haiku # 76417, April 5, 2023 8:01 am ET
by Basho's Editor of Old Nakamura Spring Bamboo Grove
damn repeats, i just
tend to forget to post to
this place, then i do
Haiku # 76416, April 4, 2023 10:37 am ET
by vhs
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