Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
that darth figpucker
messier not messiah
just about nails it
Haiku # 76499 June 2, 2023 2:59 am ET
by ash of cross training will make us fit for purpose
Haikucifixion
He left for all of your sins
He left to buy cheese
Haiku # 76498 June 1, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Go FIGure of Philippines
Twenty four seven
We all await the return
Jesus Figpucker!
Haiku # 76497 June 1, 2023 10:24 am ET
by Noticer of shroud avec stains of Balut eggs
Zen haiku trashcan.
Paused to throw out an image
And kill the Buddha.
Haiku # 76496 May 31, 2023 5:22 pm ET
by Some Old Asian Guy of Haikurama
we have chemistry
cis-trans isomers be damned
kiss my carbon ring
Haiku # 76495 May 31, 2023 6:16 am ET
by ash of cyclohexane crack addiction
I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.
Haiku # 76494 May 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Holidays
It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?
Haiku # 76493 May 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Burning in Hell
feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?
Haiku # 76492 May 29, 2023 10:03 am ET
by ash of refractory reflections
Hey Darth...where are you?
Are you still in Phillipines
Or did they off you?
Haiku # 76491 May 25, 2023 8:08 pm ET
by Noticer of Absences
So THAT'S your punchline?
"kms pico download" ?
Damn, you are boring.
Haiku # 76490 May 25, 2023 7:54 pm ET
by War on Bots of Until We Win
kms pico download
Haiku # 76489 May 24, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Sara
Online learning: dull.
Guaranteed soporific.
Need a stimulant...
Haiku # 76488 May 24, 2023 5:32 pm ET
by TEA mUCH tOO AND kOFFEE
charles has a new hat
the empire is receding
just like the heir's hair
Haiku # 76487 May 24, 2023 3:53 am ET
by ash
We are everywhere.
We mow our lawns, and pull weeds.
We will not be stopped.
Haiku # 76486 May 21, 2023 8:35 pm ET
by Umbundu Mbanga of I Love My White Culture
middle aged white men
with diminished privilege
are still everywhere
Haiku # 76485 May 21, 2023 5:39 am ET
by ash of just can't get rid of us
it's too fucking cold
i guess it's almost winter
and that's a haiku
Haiku # 76484 May 21, 2023 5:06 am ET
by ash of antipodean locations
Ian of Russia
Is not even a fake bot.
He's just some numbers.
Haiku # 76483 May 20, 2023 9:23 am ET
by Let the Numbers Roll
test@iwdjfnvn1
Haiku # 76482 May 19, 2023 6:52 pm ET
by Ian of Russia
Speaking of Burroughs,
I misspelled his holy name.
Forgive me, Lord God.
Haiku # 76481 May 19, 2023 6:30 pm ET
by Naked Lunch of Tangiers
Speaking of Borroughs:
They found that William Tell hole
In Mexican wall.
Haiku # 76480 May 19, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Misses Apple of Wm. Tell
My weakness: I want
to get lit and then stay lit
like fine tobacco...
Haiku # 76479 May 19, 2023 7:44 am ET
by Fire in the Hole of Steely Dan
Darth has been silent.
Interpol got him at last
For all that haiku?
Haiku # 76478 May 18, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Les Tres Riches Heures of Pickfugger
The next pandemic:
Totalitarianism
Imposed on sheeple.
Haiku # 76477 May 18, 2023 6:11 am ET
by Bill and Melinda Gates of Unhinged
it supplies the fire
for steaming steely dan III
from yokohama
Haiku # 76476 May 18, 2023 4:38 am ET
by ash of something about burroughing
Is that where Bruce Lee
Got the inspiration for
"Enter the Dragon"?
Haiku # 76475 May 17, 2023 6:30 pm ET
by Gong Clash of Other Way Round
play with that search bar
but careful what you enter
looking for haiku

bad-dragon.com/products/haiku
Haiku # 76474 May 17, 2023 9:08 am ET
by ash of fire down below
My headlights grew cold
Black in the night confused deer
Got out of the way
Haiku # 76473 May 16, 2023 10:32 pm ET
by Mox
haiku carries on
such poetry in motion
goes from bard to verse
Haiku # 76471 May 15, 2023 7:23 am ET
by ash of dad jokes from a groan man
Verse is in crisis.
Identity-mongers rule.
Time will sift them out.
Haiku # 76470 May 13, 2023 11:06 am ET
by John Dryden of The Restoration 1660
You know cats know we
Are their subjects, and so we
Bow before kings, queens
Haiku # 76469 May 11, 2023 11:30 pm ET
by Vhs
Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.
Haiku # 76468 May 11, 2023 5:56 am ET
by Fur of Fanged Yawn
the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums
Haiku # 76467 May 11, 2023 5:32 am ET
by ash of feline feeding frenzy
Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".
Haiku # 76466 May 10, 2023 9:23 am ET
by St. Miller of Into the FUUTUUUUURE
Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?
Haiku # 76465 May 9, 2023 9:03 am ET
by Mox
tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme
Haiku # 76464 May 7, 2023 5:01 am ET
by ash of spirochete sensei systems
Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.
Haiku # 76463 May 6, 2023 11:24 pm ET
by Tick Tock of Bloodsuckers
What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg
Haiku # 76462 May 6, 2023 10:52 am ET
by Fawn Doo of Mrigashirsha Park, PNW
all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer
Haiku # 76461 May 6, 2023 7:52 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side
Haiku # 76460 May 4, 2023 10:52 pm ET
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Roquefort cheese on bread
With some red pepper jelly...
I thought of you, Darth.
Haiku # 76459 May 3, 2023 11:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Cheeses
"this is my body"
like divine antipasto
foreskin antichrist
Haiku # 76457 May 1, 2023 3:46 am ET
by ash of a concept hard to swallow
Am I Christ's foreskin?
Is that why I feel cut off?
Where is His body?
Haiku # 76456 April 30, 2023 1:27 pm ET
by Pauline Metaphors of Madness
you disappoint me
with no lolita at all
there's no fucks to give
Haiku # 76455 April 30, 2023 8:36 am ET
by humbert humbert
Have I noticed what...?
The first line of your haiku,
Swinging in the wind?
Haiku # 76453 April 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Incomplete Haiku
Have you noticed it?
Haiku # 76452 April 29, 2023 1:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We can dream, right, well
Dream a little dream, and make
Sure the film aint broke
Haiku # 76451 April 28, 2023 7:07 pm ET
by Mox
Hey everybody:
National Poetry Month
is about to end.
Haiku # 76450 April 28, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by So Write Haiku Like You're About To Run Out of Gas
Couldn't find the knife
And I got so paranoid...
It was in dish-rack.
Haiku # 76449 April 27, 2023 5:46 pm ET
by Witchcraft of La cocina
The mosquito's buzz
Its anthem, its battle cry
And yet, its death wish
Haiku # 76447 April 27, 2023 1:24 am ET
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
In time of despair
Drink deep such joy as you find
In the throats of foes
Haiku # 76446 April 27, 2023 1:22 am ET
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
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