Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.
Haiku # 76494, May 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Holidays
It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?
Haiku # 76493, May 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Burning in Hell
feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?
Haiku # 76492, May 29, 2023 10:03 am ET
by ash of refractory reflections
Hey Darth...where are you?
Are you still in Phillipines
Or did they off you?
Haiku # 76491, May 25, 2023 8:08 pm ET
by Noticer of Absences
So THAT'S your punchline?
"kms pico download" ?
Damn, you are boring.
Haiku # 76490, May 25, 2023 7:54 pm ET
by War on Bots of Until We Win
kms pico download
Haiku # 76489, May 24, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Sara
Online learning: dull.
Guaranteed soporific.
Need a stimulant...
Haiku # 76488, May 24, 2023 5:32 pm ET
by TEA mUCH tOO AND kOFFEE
charles has a new hat
the empire is receding
just like the heir's hair
Haiku # 76487, May 24, 2023 3:53 am ET
by ash
We are everywhere.
We mow our lawns, and pull weeds.
We will not be stopped.
Haiku # 76486, May 21, 2023 8:35 pm ET
by Umbundu Mbanga of I Love My White Culture
middle aged white men
with diminished privilege
are still everywhere
Haiku # 76485, May 21, 2023 5:39 am ET
by ash of just can't get rid of us
it's too fucking cold
i guess it's almost winter
and that's a haiku
Haiku # 76484, May 21, 2023 5:06 am ET
by ash of antipodean locations
Ian of Russia
Is not even a fake bot.
He's just some numbers.
Haiku # 76483, May 20, 2023 9:23 am ET
by Let the Numbers Roll
test@iwdjfnvn1
Haiku # 76482, May 19, 2023 6:52 pm ET
by Ian of Russia
Speaking of Burroughs,
I misspelled his holy name.
Forgive me, Lord God.
Haiku # 76481, May 19, 2023 6:30 pm ET
by Naked Lunch of Tangiers
Speaking of Borroughs:
They found that William Tell hole
In Mexican wall.
Haiku # 76480, May 19, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Misses Apple of Wm. Tell
My weakness: I want
to get lit and then stay lit
like fine tobacco...
Haiku # 76479, May 19, 2023 7:44 am ET
by Fire in the Hole of Steely Dan
Darth has been silent.
Interpol got him at last
For all that haiku?
Haiku # 76478, May 18, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Les Tres Riches Heures of Pickfugger
The next pandemic:
Totalitarianism
Imposed on sheeple.
Haiku # 76477, May 18, 2023 6:11 am ET
by Bill and Melinda Gates of Unhinged
it supplies the fire
for steaming steely dan III
from yokohama
Haiku # 76476, May 18, 2023 4:38 am ET
by ash of something about burroughing
Is that where Bruce Lee
Got the inspiration for
"Enter the Dragon"?
Haiku # 76475, May 17, 2023 6:30 pm ET
by Gong Clash of Other Way Round
play with that search bar
but careful what you enter
looking for haiku

bad-dragon.com/products/haiku
Haiku # 76474, May 17, 2023 9:08 am ET
by ash of fire down below
My headlights grew cold
Black in the night confused deer
Got out of the way
Haiku # 76473, May 16, 2023 10:32 pm ET
by Mox
haiku carries on
such poetry in motion
goes from bard to verse
Haiku # 76471, May 15, 2023 7:23 am ET
by ash of dad jokes from a groan man
Verse is in crisis.
Identity-mongers rule.
Time will sift them out.
Haiku # 76470, May 13, 2023 11:06 am ET
by John Dryden of The Restoration 1660
You know cats know we
Are their subjects, and so we
Bow before kings, queens
Haiku # 76469, May 11, 2023 11:30 pm ET
by Vhs
Cats work very hard.
They sleep, they eat and they prowl.
After that they sleep.
Haiku # 76468, May 11, 2023 5:56 am ET
by Fur of Fanged Yawn
the sun is setting
and lo, yon cat doth beckon
screaming for num nums
Haiku # 76467, May 11, 2023 5:32 am ET
by ash of feline feeding frenzy
Time keeps on ticking.
My solution to all this:
"Fly like an Eagle".
Haiku # 76466, May 10, 2023 9:23 am ET
by St. Miller of Into the FUUTUUUUURE
Ticking me off Mr
Gots to mow the lawn, will we
Still have gas 10 years?
Haiku # 76465, May 9, 2023 9:03 am ET
by Mox
tick of approval
we all know that corona
is better with lyme
Haiku # 76464, May 7, 2023 5:01 am ET
by ash of spirochete sensei systems
Found five ticks on me...
Kentucky Derby blessing.
Then I found a sixth.
Haiku # 76463, May 6, 2023 11:24 pm ET
by Tick Tock of Bloodsuckers
What’s inside the moon?
Figpucker’s hidden cheese stash
Giant balut egg
Haiku # 76462, May 6, 2023 10:52 am ET
by Fawn Doo of Mrigashirsha Park, PNW
all hail our new king
the best one we've had for yonks
liz was a stayer
Haiku # 76461, May 6, 2023 7:52 am ET
by ash of the colonies
Dunno if he's gone
To the pig pen prodigal
Son, the other side
Haiku # 76460, May 4, 2023 10:52 pm ET
by Mox of Waiting for godot.
Roquefort cheese on bread
With some red pepper jelly...
I thought of you, Darth.
Haiku # 76459, May 3, 2023 11:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Cheeses
"this is my body"
like divine antipasto
foreskin antichrist
Haiku # 76457, May 1, 2023 3:46 am ET
by ash of a concept hard to swallow
Am I Christ's foreskin?
Is that why I feel cut off?
Where is His body?
Haiku # 76456, April 30, 2023 1:27 pm ET
by Pauline Metaphors of Madness
you disappoint me
with no lolita at all
there's no fucks to give
Haiku # 76455, April 30, 2023 8:36 am ET
by humbert humbert
Have I noticed what...?
The first line of your haiku,
Swinging in the wind?
Haiku # 76453, April 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Incomplete Haiku
Have you noticed it?
Haiku # 76452, April 29, 2023 1:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We can dream, right, well
Dream a little dream, and make
Sure the film aint broke
Haiku # 76451, April 28, 2023 7:07 pm ET
by Mox
Hey everybody:
National Poetry Month
is about to end.
Haiku # 76450, April 28, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by So Write Haiku Like You're About To Run Out of Gas
Couldn't find the knife
And I got so paranoid...
It was in dish-rack.
Haiku # 76449, April 27, 2023 5:46 pm ET
by Witchcraft of La cocina
The mosquito's buzz
Its anthem, its battle cry
And yet, its death wish
Haiku # 76447, April 27, 2023 1:24 am ET
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
In time of despair
Drink deep such joy as you find
In the throats of foes
Haiku # 76446, April 27, 2023 1:22 am ET
by Shigure of Victory Belles game
Its elekshun time.
JOE will save us once agen.
But watch out for TRUMP!
Haiku # 76445, April 26, 2023 5:07 pm ET
by Edjicated Populace of Amurca
sporadic poet
as fickle as the weather
blowing hot and cold
Haiku # 76444, April 26, 2023 7:28 am ET
by ash of intemperate regional variability
salute the anzacs
but fuck off the flyover
waking me at nine
Haiku # 76443, April 25, 2023 4:02 am ET
by ash of world wars won
Who is the madman...
Our geriatric puppet
Or Vladimir P?
Haiku # 76442, April 24, 2023 7:00 pm ET
by Noticer of Doomsday Cuckoo Clock
Haiku has returned!
It's back, stronger than EVER.
Hail the New Haiku.
Haiku # 76441, April 24, 2023 7:08 am ET
by Militant Haiku of Imperialist Expansion.
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