My vote never counts
Except yesterday that is
New mayor in town

The air is smoky
from distant fires it drifts in
Not a scent I'd buy

Sometimes it's quiet
And sometimes it's full of spam
Ceaselessly present.

where's all the haiku?
paucity of poetry
won't keep the dogs fed

UFO sightings
Increase in proportion to
Biden's corruption.

the winter solstice
promise of days to long for
after days too short

was it aliens?
my immersive exposé
will take a deep dive

Rising to the top
Lifted by cephalopods
Human sardine can

my pitch submission :
"the non-rise of the titan"
is it too early?

injures eye, ear, more ...
can't hear, see, know him better
father won't give up

To all you fathers:
Long live The Patriarchy!
(And cell mitosis)

Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!

a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.

droplet of water
frozen by a chilly night,
drips in morning light.

a brook flows along
happily it babbles on,
giving back moonlight.

a tiny rainbow
shines forth on a rainy day,
greetings from nature.

a single white cloud
it floats by in the blue sky,
peaceful and serene.

first a rat did scurry
then a cat came stalking near,
fly quickly dear birds.

penny on the ground
no one wants to pick you up,
you shine all alone.

a bird chirps alone
echoes of its song unheard,
lonely in a tree.

a pebble so small
glistening in the sunlight,
a happy heart swells.

A blade of grass weeps
Bent and broken by the wind
Alone in a field

it's just like buses
for ages there isn't one
then lots come at once

I'm so very sad.
No haiku here recently.
What happened to you?

Tremble before me,
Mere feeble worldlings of earth--
ALL haiku is MINE.

Ai yoost feenish eet:
Mai (jau do yu say?) exam.
Nau, I yam hoppy!

Lordy Uncle Clem,
Ah done gambled it away:
yore funeral fund.

Against all the odds,
You can understand this phrase.
Spanish: "Casi no."

ah, online gambling
endless opportunity
for disappointment

and what of white dwarfs
do the need to be renamed
will they be short changed

And astrophysics...
Is that science racist too?
Do Black Holes matter?

well strike me lucky
i've got a gcash boner
blowing wads of cash

speaking of white cells
do B cells feel second rate ?
who are the A team ?

you have to wonder
perhaps there's mister T cells
who pity the fool

Those white leukocytes:
They attack the invaders.
(Science so racist.)

Balut is messy
Seventeen stains on the shroud
Messy syllables

that darth figpucker
messier not messiah
just about nails it

Haikucifixion
He left for all of your sins
He left to buy cheese

Twenty four seven
We all await the return
Jesus Figpucker!

Zen haiku trashcan.
Paused to throw out an image
And kill the Buddha.

we have chemistry
cis-trans isomers be damned
kiss my carbon ring

I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.

It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?

feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?

Hey Darth...where are you?
Are you still in Phillipines
Or did they off you?

So THAT'S your punchline?
"kms pico download" ?
Damn, you are boring.

kms pico download

Online learning: dull.
Guaranteed soporific.
Need a stimulant...

charles has a new hat
the empire is receding
just like the heir's hair

We are everywhere.
We mow our lawns, and pull weeds.
We will not be stopped.

middle aged white men
with diminished privilege
are still everywhere