Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

feel my basketballs
my nom de plume is shaft dunk
ima gonna slam ya
Haiku # 76545, June 30, 2023 7:13 am ET
by ash of balls in your's caught
My sigh of relief
Translated to your language
Sounds like smelly fart
Haiku # 76544, June 29, 2023 6:53 pm ET
by Sense of Smell of Lost in Translation
That cat named Morris
Did he use all his nine lives?
Balut egg salute!
Haiku # 76543, June 29, 2023 11:41 am ET
by Careless Whisker
there's no denying
that purina is cat crack
they all come running
Haiku # 76542, June 29, 2023 5:22 am ET
by ash of here, kitty kitty
We not dogs we cats.
We read haiku and we purr.
Then we take a nap.
Haiku # 76541, June 28, 2023 6:48 pm ET
by Poetic Felines of Purina
Reading the haiku
Dogs smelling under each tail
for the latest news
Haiku # 76540, June 28, 2023 6:33 pm ET
by Breaking News of Breaking Wind
Glad you're all alive.
Thought I was alone with bots.
My sigh of relief.
Haiku # 76539, June 28, 2023 5:01 pm ET
by Not Lone Voice of Bad Haiku
My vote never counts
Except yesterday that is
New mayor in town
Haiku # 76538, June 28, 2023 11:42 am ET
by Janis of Happy in Chowtown
The air is smoky
from distant fires it drifts in
Not a scent I'd buy
Haiku # 76537, June 28, 2023 11:40 am ET
by Janis
Sometimes it's quiet
And sometimes it's full of spam
Ceaselessly present.
Haiku # 76536, June 28, 2023 11:31 am ET
by Owner
where's all the haiku?
paucity of poetry
won't keep the dogs fed
Haiku # 76535, June 28, 2023 10:05 am ET
by ash of feed the pack
UFO sightings
Increase in proportion to
Biden's corruption.
Haiku # 76534, June 22, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Global Distraction
the winter solstice
promise of days to long for
after days too short
Haiku # 76533, June 22, 2023 9:40 am ET
by ash of a midwinter night's dream
was it aliens?
my immersive exposé
will take a deep dive
Haiku # 76532, June 22, 2023 9:31 am ET
by ash of in depth investigation
Rising to the top
Lifted by cephalopods
Human sardine can
Haiku # 76531, June 22, 2023 7:51 am ET
by Claus Trophobic of Up in this mafk
my pitch submission :
"the non-rise of the titan"
is it too early?
Haiku # 76530, June 22, 2023 6:42 am ET
by ash of davy jones' locker room screenwriter's workshop
injures eye, ear, more ...
can't hear, see, know him better
father won't give up
Haiku # 76528, June 18, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Monica Kakkar of India and USA
To all you fathers:
Long live The Patriarchy!
(And cell mitosis)
Haiku # 76527, June 18, 2023 2:46 pm ET
by Feminism
Warm flowers open.
Color seeks sunlight. A bee
Lands gently. HUGE fart!
Haiku # 76526, June 17, 2023 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku in Style of Figpucker-San
a butterfly flits
among the fragrant flowers
a fleeting beauty

the petals fall like snowflakes
covering the garden path

I walk alone and wonder
where did the butterfly go?
did it find another home?

perhaps it joined the rainbow
a colorful harmony.
Haiku # 76525, June 17, 2023 11:24 am ET
by b of c
droplet of water
frozen by a chilly night,
drips in morning light.
Haiku # 76524, June 16, 2023 3:30 pm ET
by mundane of home
a brook flows along
happily it babbles on,
giving back moonlight.
Haiku # 76523, June 16, 2023 1:35 pm ET
by mundane of home
a tiny rainbow
shines forth on a rainy day,
greetings from nature.
Haiku # 76522, June 16, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by mundane of home
a single white cloud
it floats by in the blue sky,
peaceful and serene.
Haiku # 76521, June 16, 2023 11:06 am ET
by mundane of home
first a rat did scurry
then a cat came stalking near,
fly quickly dear birds.
Haiku # 76520, June 15, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by mundane of home
penny on the ground
no one wants to pick you up,
you shine all alone.
Haiku # 76519, June 15, 2023 1:19 pm ET
by mundane of home
a bird chirps alone
echoes of its song unheard,
lonely in a tree.
Haiku # 76518, June 15, 2023 12:23 pm ET
by mundane of home
a pebble so small
glistening in the sunlight,
a happy heart swells.
Haiku # 76517, June 15, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by mundane of home
A blade of grass weeps
Bent and broken by the wind
Alone in a field
Haiku # 76516, June 15, 2023 12:11 pm ET
by mundane of Home
it's just like buses
for ages there isn't one
then lots come at once
Haiku # 76515, June 15, 2023 9:12 am ET
by ash of cosmopolitan poetry transport services
I'm so very sad.
No haiku here recently.
What happened to you?
Haiku # 76514, June 11, 2023 5:29 pm ET
by Haiku Hiatus of SQUEEET
Tremble before me,
Mere feeble worldlings of earth--
ALL haiku is MINE.
Haiku # 76513, June 5, 2023 5:30 pm ET
by OK Mom, I'll be Down in a Minute of Dinnertime
Ai yoost feenish eet:
Mai (jau do yu say?) exam.
Nau, I yam hoppy!
Haiku # 76512, June 5, 2023 5:26 pm ET
by Bill Gates' Mexican Gardener Pepe of Microsoft Inc.
Lordy Uncle Clem,
Ah done gambled it away:
yore funeral fund.
Haiku # 76511, June 5, 2023 5:18 pm ET
by Sepulchral Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains, Tennessee
Against all the odds,
You can understand this phrase.
Spanish: "Casi no."
Haiku # 76510, June 5, 2023 5:14 pm ET
by Don Rigoberto Lopez de Fanfaroneado y Fulano of Bronx, NY
ah, online gambling
endless opportunity
for disappointment
Haiku # 76508, June 4, 2023 9:50 am ET
by ash of course you can't beat the house
and what of white dwarfs
do the need to be renamed
will they be short changed
Haiku # 76506, June 4, 2023 5:28 am ET
by ash of twinkle twinkle
And astrophysics...
Is that science racist too?
Do Black Holes matter?
Haiku # 76505, June 3, 2023 12:07 pm ET
by St. Michael Brown of Beyond our Galaxy
well strike me lucky
i've got a gcash boner
blowing wads of cash
Haiku # 76504, June 3, 2023 10:39 am ET
by ash of hot slots to trot
speaking of white cells
do B cells feel second rate ?
who are the A team ?

you have to wonder
perhaps there's mister T cells
who pity the fool
Haiku # 76502, June 3, 2023 9:45 am ET
by ash of black cells count
Those white leukocytes:
They attack the invaders.
(Science so racist.)
Haiku # 76501, June 2, 2023 5:06 pm ET
by Macrophage of Lymphatica
Balut is messy
Seventeen stains on the shroud
Messy syllables
Haiku # 76500, June 2, 2023 12:42 pm ET
by Haiku Janitor of Service with a vertical smile
that darth figpucker
messier not messiah
just about nails it
Haiku # 76499, June 2, 2023 2:59 am ET
by ash of cross training will make us fit for purpose
He left for all of your sins
He left to buy cheese
Haiku # 76498, June 1, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Go FIGure of Philippines
Twenty four seven
We all await the return
Jesus Figpucker!
Haiku # 76497, June 1, 2023 10:24 am ET
by Noticer of shroud avec stains of Balut eggs
Zen haiku trashcan.
Paused to throw out an image
And kill the Buddha.
Haiku # 76496, May 31, 2023 5:22 pm ET
by Some Old Asian Guy of Haikurama
we have chemistry
cis-trans isomers be damned
kiss my carbon ring
Haiku # 76495, May 31, 2023 6:16 am ET
by ash of cyclohexane crack addiction
I am quite focused.
The others are less focused.
Haiku might help here.
Haiku # 76494, May 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Holidays
It's "Memorial Day".
Not so sure what it's about...
Past CIA wars?
Haiku # 76493, May 29, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Allen Dulles of Burning in Hell
feeble myopics
are seventeen syllables
too long to focus ?
Haiku # 76492, May 29, 2023 10:03 am ET
by ash of refractory reflections
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