whales stranded again
charismatic cetacean
leading a death cult?
by ash of davy jonestown
make me cry 'havoc'
and let slip the dogs of moar
to feast upon verse
by ash of grubs up
Impaled on my spear
Amidst rotting flesh and skulls:
the head of Haiku!
by Chingiz Khan's Book-keeper of Mongol Financial Services Inc.
Crazy how we live
The world is so big yet small
Cowabunga, turds!
by Cyan of Galveston’s Pleasurable Pier
Now I begin my verse.
Now I begin my haiku.
And now I conquer.
by Chingiz Khan of Haiku Hordes
CYAN! Hey there girl.
Could you return my jockstrap?
(And my steel-toed boots)
by Noticer of Gentlemen's Clothing Swap Club
I'll eat rotten dog
Before I believe their lies...
Their One-world haiku.
by Noticer of Globalist Untruths
Hello everyone!
People are still pretending
I am Cyan Reed!
by Cyan of I’m tired of being plagiarized
Hit's faith heelin' Clem.
Ah won't take no doggone jab.
Just faith and moonshine.
by Celebrity Epidemiologist of Cornpone Creek, Kentucky
Take the haiku vax.
Be good global citizen.
New booster each week!
by Anthony Pfizer MD of Do What I Say So Billy G. Will be Happy
declutter my work
some haiku do not spark joy
alas, no delete
by ash of intrinsic cluttercore by default
Dear Vincent Furnier:
Thank you for all the great ROCK.
And thank Alice too...
by Detroit Motor City of 1970's
Cyan! What's up girl?
Got balls? Got testosterone?
Still standing to pee?
by Please Return My Chainsaw of Five O'clock Shadow
sometimes a haiku
reminiscent of techno
makes you take uppers
by not cyan of work but also not work because work is a subjective state of mooond
recurring malaise
i get that same vague ennui
and i'm sick of it
by ash of nurse, the salts
Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.
by Al Jolson of Whiteface
A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust
by Noticer of Bread and water
AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH
by Steven of California
not enough haiku
regardless of quality
is never too much
by ash of insert haiku here
They're dependable,
Our Ukrainian allies.
(They're expendable.)
by Tranny Generals of NATO
Missing syllable is a silent fart
by Passwinder Patel of India
Final delusion
Seated on the toilet
I must be King Shit!
by Regular Guy of Throne
Feeling the need to pee
So, I climb atop the sink
Tell me what you think.
by Proud owner of Greek fishermen’s cap
Do you know someone
who was eaten by a shark ?
mauled by a grizzly?
by Anonymous Poet
Restless Leg Syndrome
I can’t stop kicking your ass
with each new haiku
by Darth Quillpenner of Philippines
The corpse of Dick Clark
urinates on skeletons
dancing on Tik-Tok
by Chee-Zee Smile (vertical) of Stripper’s Pole
Dry land. I pee where
my fathers used to pee. Oh,
how it seeps away!
by Julian H
Playful Cat
I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very cute.
by Why Did It Stop Twitching? of Whiskers in Moonlight
Final delusion:
Seated in electric chair...
Is he on God's throne?
by Bundy Dahmer's Mother of Flip that Switch
Lonely Mouse
I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very sad.
by unknown (obviously a genius though) of ???
haiku shall prevail
and thus we will not submit
but we will submit
by ash of paradoxical perseveration
Haiku my old friend
Almost pushed me round the bend...
But it's not the end.
by Right Angles of Left Angels
AI: not that smart.
Unable to be human.
So hang it up, bot.
by Chatbot 0XD344501 of Humanity Wins in the End
God created you.
He assigned you your gender.
You cannot change that.
by Hormone Therapy is EXPENSIVE of Course . . .
I defy you, Klaus.
You're so full of global shit.
You need cesspool flush.
by George Soros of Bill Gates
spam spam spam spam spam
monty python would be proud
better get a buck....
by ash of creosote dining experience
Any questions?
by Anonymous Poet
I smell something bad.
It must be Darth in the house,
That haiku master...
by Noticer of Figpuckery
Don't believe the MSM
Donald Trump is a good guy
who will save us from Biden
Have a great day!
by Big Melons of NYC
shoot, that can't be right
don't second that amendment
shake up the parties
by ash of guns in the house
What's up to every one, the contents present at this website are actually amazing for people knowledge, well, keep up the good work fellows.
by Nicholeamend of Armenia
Tampered with the brakes
Hark! I hear the Ding Dong cart!
Runaway phallus!
by Dick Callous of PBS archives
too many syllables
and wrong on so many counts
shaft dunk should withdraw
by ash of disqualification pedantry
Overinflated
Ref held onto your football
You squealed like a pig
by Howard Cosell’s irate ghost of Figpucker Park
no apostrophe's
that was a catastrophe
die for my syntax
by ash of i'll take my cuts
feel my basketballs
my nom de plume is shaft dunk
ima gonna slam ya
by ash of balls in your's caught
My sigh of relief
Translated to your language
Sounds like smelly fart
by Sense of Smell of Lost in Translation
That cat named Morris
Did he use all his nine lives?
Balut egg salute!
by Careless Whisker
there's no denying
that purina is cat crack
they all come running
by ash of here, kitty kitty
We not dogs we cats.
We read haiku and we purr.
Then we take a nap.
by Poetic Felines of Purina
