Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 321 Days and 76716 Haiku later...

Multiplicities.
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
Haiku # 76597, July 28, 2023 9:43 am ET
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
Haiku # 76596, July 28, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
All the leaves are brown
Raining. Stopped into a church.
Pleased to see Charmin
Haiku # 76594, July 27, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Mommas and the Poopers of Skid marks on the road (Hippies’ Guide to Camping. Have u ever wiped your ass with leaves?
whales stranded again
charismatic cetacean
leading a death cult?
Haiku # 76593, July 27, 2023 3:49 am ET
by ash of davy jonestown
make me cry 'havoc'
and let slip the dogs of moar
to feast upon verse
Haiku # 76592, July 25, 2023 8:42 am ET
by ash of grubs up
Impaled on my spear
Amidst rotting flesh and skulls:
the head of Haiku!
Haiku # 76591, July 24, 2023 9:51 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan's Book-keeper of Mongol Financial Services Inc.
Crazy how we live
The world is so big yet small
Cowabunga, turds!
Haiku # 76590, July 24, 2023 9:44 pm ET
by Cyan of Galveston’s Pleasurable Pier
Now I begin my verse.
Now I begin my haiku.
And now I conquer.
Haiku # 76589, July 24, 2023 9:43 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan of Haiku Hordes
CYAN! Hey there girl.
Could you return my jockstrap?
(And my steel-toed boots)
Haiku # 76588, July 24, 2023 9:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Gentlemen's Clothing Swap Club
I'll eat rotten dog
Before I believe their lies...
Their One-world haiku.
Haiku # 76587, July 24, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Globalist Untruths
Hello everyone!
People are still pretending
I am Cyan Reed!
Haiku # 76586, July 24, 2023 9:30 pm ET
by Cyan of I’m tired of being plagiarized
Hit's faith heelin' Clem.
Ah won't take no doggone jab.
Just faith and moonshine.
Haiku # 76585, July 24, 2023 9:27 pm ET
by Celebrity Epidemiologist of Cornpone Creek, Kentucky
Take the haiku vax.
Be good global citizen.
New booster each week!
Haiku # 76584, July 24, 2023 9:17 pm ET
by Anthony Pfizer MD of Do What I Say So Billy G. Will be Happy
declutter my work
some haiku do not spark joy
alas, no delete
Haiku # 76583, July 24, 2023 8:49 pm ET
by ash of intrinsic cluttercore by default
Dear Vincent Furnier:
Thank you for all the great ROCK.
And thank Alice too...
Haiku # 76582, July 21, 2023 6:24 pm ET
by Detroit Motor City of 1970's
Cyan! What's up girl?
Got balls? Got testosterone?
Still standing to pee?
Haiku # 76581, July 21, 2023 12:42 pm ET
by Please Return My Chainsaw of Five O'clock Shadow
sometimes a haiku
reminiscent of techno
makes you take uppers
Haiku # 76580, July 21, 2023 11:32 am ET
by not cyan of work but also not work because work is a subjective state of mooond
recurring malaise
i get that same vague ennui
and i'm sick of it
Haiku # 76579, July 21, 2023 9:29 am ET
by ash of nurse, the salts
Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.
Haiku # 76578, July 20, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Al Jolson of Whiteface
A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust
Haiku # 76577, July 20, 2023 11:27 am ET
by Noticer of Bread and water
AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH
Haiku # 76576, July 19, 2023 11:36 pm ET
by Steven of California
not enough haiku
regardless of quality
is never too much
Haiku # 76575, July 19, 2023 8:39 am ET
by ash of insert haiku here
They're dependable,
Our Ukrainian allies.
(They're expendable.)
Haiku # 76574, July 17, 2023 9:47 pm ET
by Tranny Generals of NATO
Missing syllable is a silent fart
Haiku # 76573, July 13, 2023 9:23 am ET
by Passwinder Patel of India
Final delusion
Seated on the toilet
I must be King Shit!
Haiku # 76572, July 13, 2023 9:22 am ET
by Regular Guy of Throne
Feeling the need to pee
So, I climb atop the sink
Tell me what you think.
Haiku # 76571, July 12, 2023 9:08 pm ET
by Proud owner of Greek fishermen’s cap
Do you know someone
who was eaten by a shark ?
mauled by a grizzly?
Haiku # 76570, July 12, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Restless Leg Syndrome
I can’t stop kicking your ass
with each new haiku
Haiku # 76569, July 12, 2023 9:01 pm ET
by Darth Quillpenner of Philippines
The corpse of Dick Clark
urinates on skeletons
dancing on Tik-Tok
Haiku # 76568, July 12, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by Chee-Zee Smile (vertical) of Stripper’s Pole
Dry land. I pee where
my fathers used to pee. Oh,
how it seeps away!
Haiku # 76567, July 12, 2023 11:05 am ET
by Julian H
Playful Cat

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very cute.
Haiku # 76566, July 12, 2023 10:35 am ET
by Why Did It Stop Twitching? of Whiskers in Moonlight
Final delusion:
Seated in electric chair...
Is he on God's throne?
Haiku # 76565, July 12, 2023 10:27 am ET
by Bundy Dahmer's Mother of Flip that Switch
Lonely Mouse

I have seen a mouse
all alone one scary night
it was very sad.
Haiku # 76564, July 12, 2023 3:53 am ET
by unknown (obviously a genius though) of ???
haiku shall prevail
and thus we will not submit
but we will submit
Haiku # 76563, July 10, 2023 3:50 am ET
by ash of paradoxical perseveration
Haiku my old friend
Almost pushed me round the bend...
But it's not the end.
Haiku # 76562, July 9, 2023 8:07 pm ET
by Right Angles of Left Angels
AI: not that smart.
Unable to be human.
So hang it up, bot.
Haiku # 76561, July 9, 2023 5:07 pm ET
by Chatbot 0XD344501 of Humanity Wins in the End
God created you.
He assigned you your gender.
You cannot change that.
Haiku # 76560, July 9, 2023 5:03 pm ET
by Hormone Therapy is EXPENSIVE of Course . . .
I defy you, Klaus.
You're so full of global shit.
You need cesspool flush.
Haiku # 76559, July 9, 2023 4:55 pm ET
by George Soros of Bill Gates
spam spam spam spam spam
monty python would be proud
better get a buck....
Haiku # 76558, July 9, 2023 9:13 am ET
by ash of creosote dining experience
Any questions?
Haiku # 76557, July 9, 2023 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I smell something bad.
It must be Darth in the house,
That haiku master...
Haiku # 76554, July 4, 2023 11:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Figpuckery
Don't believe the MSM
Donald Trump is a good guy
who will save us from Biden
Have a great day!
Haiku # 76553, July 4, 2023 12:10 pm ET
by Big Melons of NYC
shoot, that can't be right
don't second that amendment
shake up the parties
Haiku # 76552, July 2, 2023 6:49 pm ET
by ash of guns in the house

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Haiku # 76550, July 1, 2023 5:54 pm ET
by Nicholeamend of Armenia
Tampered with the brakes
Hark! I hear the Ding Dong cart!
Runaway phallus!
Haiku # 76549, July 1, 2023 4:55 pm ET
by Dick Callous of PBS archives
too many syllables
and wrong on so many counts
shaft dunk should withdraw
Haiku # 76548, July 1, 2023 9:53 am ET
by ash of disqualification pedantry
Overinflated
Ref held onto your football
You squealed like a pig
Haiku # 76547, June 30, 2023 4:45 pm ET
by Howard Cosell’s irate ghost of Figpucker Park
no apostrophe's
that was a catastrophe
die for my syntax
Haiku # 76546, June 30, 2023 7:17 am ET
by ash of i'll take my cuts
feel my basketballs
my nom de plume is shaft dunk
ima gonna slam ya
Haiku # 76545, June 30, 2023 7:13 am ET
by ash of balls in your's caught
My sigh of relief
Translated to your language
Sounds like smelly fart
Haiku # 76544, June 29, 2023 6:53 pm ET
by Sense of Smell of Lost in Translation
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