Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

Donald Trump did WRONG.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
Haiku # 76626, August 5, 2023 5:05 pm ET
by Kangaroo Kourt of Show Trialz
Poor Monsieur Deleuze
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
Haiku # 76625, August 4, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Smooth Space of Pavement to Face
Hummus or guano?
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
Haiku # 76624, August 4, 2023 6:31 am ET
by Lunchable of Down Under
Dont read the plateaus
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
Haiku # 76623, August 4, 2023 1:45 am ET
by But you are not of This planet
Hear this true story:
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
Haiku # 76622, August 4, 2023 1:40 am ET
by Bot mcbottle of Bad haikuland
I was copying
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
Haiku # 76621, August 4, 2023 1:38 am ET
by Bot mc bottle of Digital land
The butler is weird
Children run around the halls
They are all his slaves
Haiku # 76620, August 3, 2023 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bots can't figure out
How to write 5-7-5.
Bots cannot Haiku!
Haiku # 76619, August 3, 2023 9:09 pm ET
by Birthday Basho
I cant swim
In water i can float
Ocean hack
Haiku # 76618, August 3, 2023 6:05 pm ET
by Jake somnio of Billabongio
Your way of
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
Haiku # 76617, August 3, 2023 6:04 pm ET
by Oilgirl of Suntan lotion
Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
Haiku # 76616, August 3, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Bad of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
Haiku # 76615, August 3, 2023 6:02 pm ET
by Namae of Lugar
Bad haiku
Is so Necessary
For you two
Haiku # 76614, August 3, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
Haiku # 76613, August 3, 2023 6:00 pm ET
by Yeah of Ea ea ea se menea
Bad haiku
Submit haiku for me
Search haiku
Haiku # 76612, August 3, 2023 5:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
Haiku # 76611, August 3, 2023 5:57 pm ET
by Feetles of Beetles
I dont know
What i should do now
I dont know
Haiku # 76610, August 3, 2023 5:56 pm ET
by Nuttle of Cuddle
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
Haiku # 76609, August 2, 2023 6:43 pm ET
by One Who Thinx of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
Haiku # 76608, August 2, 2023 10:20 am ET
by ShinkChinkDausBright... of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
Haiku # 76607, August 2, 2023 10:14 am ET
by Cloverberry 319 of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
Haiku # 76606, August 2, 2023 10:08 am ET
by Beorn then/Myself now... of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
Haiku # 76605, August 2, 2023 9:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
Haiku # 76604, July 29, 2023 5:42 pm ET
by Spirit Caught Me of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
Haiku # 76603, July 29, 2023 8:12 am ET
by Julian H
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
Haiku # 76602, July 28, 2023 10:16 am ET
by Listen to It
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
Haiku # 76601, July 28, 2023 10:06 am ET
by Dosis of Gnosis
Magic Theater.
Entrance not for everyone.
Hermine is in hell.
Haiku # 76600, July 28, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Steppenwolf in Haiku of Lyric Synopsis
Stop. Danger. Beware:
Mind-reading psychic radio!
Transcendental. Mind.
Haiku # 76599, July 28, 2023 9:57 am ET
by Stencilled on the Wall of Your Memory
Life: pure becoming.
Decentralized state of flux.
Watch out for nomads!
Haiku # 76598, July 28, 2023 9:48 am ET
by Nomad Monad of Bactrian Bazaar
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
Haiku # 76597, July 28, 2023 9:43 am ET
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
Haiku # 76596, July 28, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
All the leaves are brown
Raining. Stopped into a church.
Pleased to see Charmin
Haiku # 76594, July 27, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Mommas and the Poopers of Skid marks on the road (Hippies’ Guide to Camping. Have u ever wiped your ass with leaves?
whales stranded again
charismatic cetacean
leading a death cult?
Haiku # 76593, July 27, 2023 3:49 am ET
by ash of davy jonestown
make me cry 'havoc'
and let slip the dogs of moar
to feast upon verse
Haiku # 76592, July 25, 2023 8:42 am ET
by ash of grubs up
Impaled on my spear
Amidst rotting flesh and skulls:
the head of Haiku!
Haiku # 76591, July 24, 2023 9:51 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan's Book-keeper of Mongol Financial Services Inc.
Crazy how we live
The world is so big yet small
Cowabunga, turds!
Haiku # 76590, July 24, 2023 9:44 pm ET
by Cyan of Galveston’s Pleasurable Pier
Now I begin my verse.
Now I begin my haiku.
And now I conquer.
Haiku # 76589, July 24, 2023 9:43 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan of Haiku Hordes
CYAN! Hey there girl.
Could you return my jockstrap?
(And my steel-toed boots)
Haiku # 76588, July 24, 2023 9:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Gentlemen's Clothing Swap Club
I'll eat rotten dog
Before I believe their lies...
Their One-world haiku.
Haiku # 76587, July 24, 2023 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Globalist Untruths
Hello everyone!
People are still pretending
I am Cyan Reed!
Haiku # 76586, July 24, 2023 9:30 pm ET
by Cyan of I’m tired of being plagiarized
Hit's faith heelin' Clem.
Ah won't take no doggone jab.
Just faith and moonshine.
Haiku # 76585, July 24, 2023 9:27 pm ET
by Celebrity Epidemiologist of Cornpone Creek, Kentucky
Take the haiku vax.
Be good global citizen.
New booster each week!
Haiku # 76584, July 24, 2023 9:17 pm ET
by Anthony Pfizer MD of Do What I Say So Billy G. Will be Happy
declutter my work
some haiku do not spark joy
alas, no delete
Haiku # 76583, July 24, 2023 8:49 pm ET
by ash of intrinsic cluttercore by default
Dear Vincent Furnier:
Thank you for all the great ROCK.
And thank Alice too...
Haiku # 76582, July 21, 2023 6:24 pm ET
by Detroit Motor City of 1970's
Cyan! What's up girl?
Got balls? Got testosterone?
Still standing to pee?
Haiku # 76581, July 21, 2023 12:42 pm ET
by Please Return My Chainsaw of Five O'clock Shadow
sometimes a haiku
reminiscent of techno
makes you take uppers
Haiku # 76580, July 21, 2023 11:32 am ET
by not cyan of work but also not work because work is a subjective state of mooond
recurring malaise
i get that same vague ennui
and i'm sick of it
Haiku # 76579, July 21, 2023 9:29 am ET
by ash of nurse, the salts
Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.
Haiku # 76578, July 20, 2023 2:28 pm ET
by Al Jolson of Whiteface
A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust
Haiku # 76577, July 20, 2023 11:27 am ET
by Noticer of Bread and water
Haiku # 76576, July 19, 2023 11:36 pm ET
by Steven of California
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