I cant swim
In water i can float
Ocean hack
by Jake somnio of Billabongio
Your way of
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
by Oilgirl of Suntan lotion
Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
by Bad of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
by Namae of Lugar
Bad haiku
Is so Necessary
For you two
by Anonymous Poet
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
by Yeah of Ea ea ea se menea
Bad haiku
Submit haiku for me
Search haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
by Feetles of Beetles
I dont know
What i should do now
I dont know
by Nuttle of Cuddle
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
by One Who Thinx of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
by ShinkChinkDausBright... of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
by Cloverberry 319 of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
by Beorn then/Myself now... of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
by Anonymous Poet
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
by Spirit Caught Me of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
by Julian H
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
by Listen to It
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
by Dosis of Gnosis
Magic Theater.
Entrance not for everyone.
Hermine is in hell.
by Steppenwolf in Haiku of Lyric Synopsis
Stop. Danger. Beware:
Mind-reading psychic radio!
Transcendental. Mind.
by Stencilled on the Wall of Your Memory
Life: pure becoming.
Decentralized state of flux.
Watch out for nomads!
by Nomad Monad of Bactrian Bazaar
Multiplicities.
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
All the leaves are brown
Raining. Stopped into a church.
Pleased to see Charmin
by Mommas and the Poopers of Skid marks on the road (Hippies’ Guide to Camping. Have u ever wiped your ass with leaves?
whales stranded again
charismatic cetacean
leading a death cult?
by ash of davy jonestown
make me cry 'havoc'
and let slip the dogs of moar
to feast upon verse
by ash of grubs up
Impaled on my spear
Amidst rotting flesh and skulls:
the head of Haiku!
by Chingiz Khan's Book-keeper of Mongol Financial Services Inc.
Crazy how we live
The world is so big yet small
Cowabunga, turds!
by Cyan of Galveston’s Pleasurable Pier
Now I begin my verse.
Now I begin my haiku.
And now I conquer.
by Chingiz Khan of Haiku Hordes
CYAN! Hey there girl.
Could you return my jockstrap?
(And my steel-toed boots)
by Noticer of Gentlemen's Clothing Swap Club
I'll eat rotten dog
Before I believe their lies...
Their One-world haiku.
by Noticer of Globalist Untruths
Hello everyone!
People are still pretending
I am Cyan Reed!
by Cyan of I’m tired of being plagiarized
Hit's faith heelin' Clem.
Ah won't take no doggone jab.
Just faith and moonshine.
by Celebrity Epidemiologist of Cornpone Creek, Kentucky
Take the haiku vax.
Be good global citizen.
New booster each week!
by Anthony Pfizer MD of Do What I Say So Billy G. Will be Happy
declutter my work
some haiku do not spark joy
alas, no delete
by ash of intrinsic cluttercore by default
Dear Vincent Furnier:
Thank you for all the great ROCK.
And thank Alice too...
by Detroit Motor City of 1970's
Cyan! What's up girl?
Got balls? Got testosterone?
Still standing to pee?
by Please Return My Chainsaw of Five O'clock Shadow
sometimes a haiku
reminiscent of techno
makes you take uppers
by not cyan of work but also not work because work is a subjective state of mooond
recurring malaise
i get that same vague ennui
and i'm sick of it
by ash of nurse, the salts
Oh lawdy mammy
Jess gots to strum dis banjo
I'se Feelin' so fine.
by Al Jolson of Whiteface
A word to the wise
Serial killers take note
Eat your pizza crust
by Noticer of Bread and water
AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH DO AH
AH DO AH DO AH
by Steven of California
not enough haiku
regardless of quality
is never too much
by ash of insert haiku here
They're dependable,
Our Ukrainian allies.
(They're expendable.)
by Tranny Generals of NATO
Missing syllable is a silent fart
by Passwinder Patel of India
Final delusion
Seated on the toilet
I must be King Shit!
by Regular Guy of Throne
Feeling the need to pee
So, I climb atop the sink
Tell me what you think.
by Proud owner of Greek fishermen’s cap
Do you know someone
who was eaten by a shark ?
mauled by a grizzly?
by Anonymous Poet
Restless Leg Syndrome
I can’t stop kicking your ass
with each new haiku
by Darth Quillpenner of Philippines
The corpse of Dick Clark
urinates on skeletons
dancing on Tik-Tok
by Chee-Zee Smile (vertical) of Stripper’s Pole
