Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 316 Days and 76712 Haiku later...

I'm waiting on "hold".
The recorded music plays...
And I'm still in HELL.
Haiku # 76644, August 18, 2023 5:18 pm ET
by Pushed to the Limit of EXISTENTIALISM
I see London...France...
But don't see no underpants.
I feel so cheated.
Haiku # 76643, August 18, 2023 4:53 pm ET
by Regrets of Ropa Interior
Look up here, you guys
You’ll see London. You’ll see France
Won’t see underpants
Haiku # 76642, August 18, 2023 11:51 am ET
by Avid Treeclimber of Treetop
social media
alone in the wilderness
it’s arbor day ya’ll
Haiku # 76641, August 18, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Dave of Richmond, Virginia
Girl, you are so woke
You sleep thru you own nap-time
And never knew it.
Haiku # 76640, August 18, 2023 5:22 am ET
by Grievance Dept. of Global Corporation
Satan: a failed meme
and ghost of a dead insect.
It's such a loser.
Haiku # 76639, August 15, 2023 4:49 pm ET
by Approx. 2/3rds of the Angels
Replace my bumper.
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?
Haiku # 76638, August 13, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Haiku of Vehicle Repairs
too tired to haiku
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me
Haiku # 76637, August 13, 2023 9:00 am ET
by ash of somnolent submissions
Hey Haiku people:
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.
Haiku # 76636, August 12, 2023 6:11 pm ET
by Brandon of Letz GO!
We already know
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard
Haiku # 76635, August 11, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Oopsie of Doopsie
Speak of Kierkegaard
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,
Haiku # 76634, August 11, 2023 5:17 pm ET
by Existentialist of Xistence
chest feeder anxious
no boobies for me, is life
void of calci-yum?
Haiku # 76633, August 11, 2023 12:56 pm ET
by Think I missed understood the term of dictionary dumb
i'd smell before taste
but don't have a nose or tongue
philosophy hard
Haiku # 76632, August 11, 2023 12:50 pm ET
by Best Kierkegaard Thos Nutz of Denmark the date you read this stupid f**kin Haiku
Cyan is a Darth
Dressed up in women's clothing
Talking about cheese.
Haiku # 76631, August 11, 2023 8:30 am ET
by Noticer of Cyan
Platinization
not all the glitters is gold
what is a cyan?
Haiku # 76630, August 9, 2023 4:34 pm ET
by pliny the eldar of 40k something
Such Turd-world tactics:
Accuse the opposition
Then jail them. Job done!
Haiku # 76629, August 7, 2023 9:08 pm ET
by Banana Plantation of Amerika
donald is the man
he would have won the soccer
even if he lost
Haiku # 76628, August 7, 2023 5:26 am ET
by ash of stolen penalty shootout
Stealing documents
Election interface
Wearing a girdle
Haiku # 76627, August 6, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by Lock him up
Donald Trump did WRONG.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
Haiku # 76626, August 5, 2023 5:05 pm ET
by Kangaroo Kourt of Show Trialz
Poor Monsieur Deleuze
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
Haiku # 76625, August 4, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Smooth Space of Pavement to Face
Hummus or guano?
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
Haiku # 76624, August 4, 2023 6:31 am ET
by Lunchable of Down Under
Dont read the plateaus
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
Haiku # 76623, August 4, 2023 1:45 am ET
by But you are not of This planet
Hear this true story:
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
Haiku # 76622, August 4, 2023 1:40 am ET
by Bot mcbottle of Bad haikuland
I was copying
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
Haiku # 76621, August 4, 2023 1:38 am ET
by Bot mc bottle of Digital land
The butler is weird
Children run around the halls
They are all his slaves
Haiku # 76620, August 3, 2023 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bots can't figure out
How to write 5-7-5.
Bots cannot Haiku!
Haiku # 76619, August 3, 2023 9:09 pm ET
by Birthday Basho
I cant swim
In water i can float
Ocean hack
Haiku # 76618, August 3, 2023 6:05 pm ET
by Jake somnio of Billabongio
Your way of
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
Haiku # 76617, August 3, 2023 6:04 pm ET
by Oilgirl of Suntan lotion
Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
Haiku # 76616, August 3, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Bad of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
Haiku # 76615, August 3, 2023 6:02 pm ET
by Namae of Lugar
Bad haiku
Is so Necessary
For you two
Haiku # 76614, August 3, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
Haiku # 76613, August 3, 2023 6:00 pm ET
by Yeah of Ea ea ea se menea
Bad haiku
Submit haiku for me
Search haiku
Haiku # 76612, August 3, 2023 5:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
Haiku # 76611, August 3, 2023 5:57 pm ET
by Feetles of Beetles
I dont know
What i should do now
I dont know
Haiku # 76610, August 3, 2023 5:56 pm ET
by Nuttle of Cuddle
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
Haiku # 76609, August 2, 2023 6:43 pm ET
by One Who Thinx of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
Haiku # 76608, August 2, 2023 10:20 am ET
by ShinkChinkDausBright... of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
Haiku # 76607, August 2, 2023 10:14 am ET
by Cloverberry 319 of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
Haiku # 76606, August 2, 2023 10:08 am ET
by Beorn then/Myself now... of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
Haiku # 76605, August 2, 2023 9:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
Haiku # 76604, July 29, 2023 5:42 pm ET
by Spirit Caught Me of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
Haiku # 76603, July 29, 2023 8:12 am ET
by Julian H
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
Haiku # 76602, July 28, 2023 10:16 am ET
by Listen to It
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
Haiku # 76601, July 28, 2023 10:06 am ET
by Dosis of Gnosis
Magic Theater.
Entrance not for everyone.
Hermine is in hell.
Haiku # 76600, July 28, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Steppenwolf in Haiku of Lyric Synopsis
Stop. Danger. Beware:
Mind-reading psychic radio!
Transcendental. Mind.
Haiku # 76599, July 28, 2023 9:57 am ET
by Stencilled on the Wall of Your Memory
Life: pure becoming.
Decentralized state of flux.
Watch out for nomads!
Haiku # 76598, July 28, 2023 9:48 am ET
by Nomad Monad of Bactrian Bazaar
Multiplicities.
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
Haiku # 76597, July 28, 2023 9:43 am ET
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
Haiku # 76596, July 28, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
All the leaves are brown
Raining. Stopped into a church.
Pleased to see Charmin
Haiku # 76594, July 27, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Mommas and the Poopers of Skid marks on the road (Hippies’ Guide to Camping. Have u ever wiped your ass with leaves?
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