Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 157 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

Replace my bumper.
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?
Haiku # 76638, August 13, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Haiku of Vehicle Repairs
too tired to haiku
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me
Haiku # 76637, August 13, 2023 9:00 am ET
by ash of somnolent submissions
Hey Haiku people:
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.
Haiku # 76636, August 12, 2023 6:11 pm ET
by Brandon of Letz GO!
We already know
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard
Haiku # 76635, August 11, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Oopsie of Doopsie
Speak of Kierkegaard
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,
Haiku # 76634, August 11, 2023 5:17 pm ET
by Existentialist of Xistence
chest feeder anxious
no boobies for me, is life
void of calci-yum?
Haiku # 76633, August 11, 2023 12:56 pm ET
by Think I missed understood the term of dictionary dumb
i'd smell before taste
but don't have a nose or tongue
philosophy hard
Haiku # 76632, August 11, 2023 12:50 pm ET
by Best Kierkegaard Thos Nutz of Denmark the date you read this stupid f**kin Haiku
Cyan is a Darth
Dressed up in women's clothing
Talking about cheese.
Haiku # 76631, August 11, 2023 8:30 am ET
by Noticer of Cyan
Platinization
not all the glitters is gold
what is a cyan?
Haiku # 76630, August 9, 2023 4:34 pm ET
by pliny the eldar of 40k something
Such Turd-world tactics:
Accuse the opposition
Then jail them. Job done!
Haiku # 76629, August 7, 2023 9:08 pm ET
by Banana Plantation of Amerika
donald is the man
he would have won the soccer
even if he lost
Haiku # 76628, August 7, 2023 5:26 am ET
by ash of stolen penalty shootout
Stealing documents
Election interface
Wearing a girdle
Haiku # 76627, August 6, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by Lock him up
Donald Trump did WRONG.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
Haiku # 76626, August 5, 2023 5:05 pm ET
by Kangaroo Kourt of Show Trialz
Poor Monsieur Deleuze
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
Haiku # 76625, August 4, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Smooth Space of Pavement to Face
Hummus or guano?
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
Haiku # 76624, August 4, 2023 6:31 am ET
by Lunchable of Down Under
Dont read the plateaus
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
Haiku # 76623, August 4, 2023 1:45 am ET
by But you are not of This planet
Hear this true story:
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
Haiku # 76622, August 4, 2023 1:40 am ET
by Bot mcbottle of Bad haikuland
I was copying
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
Haiku # 76621, August 4, 2023 1:38 am ET
by Bot mc bottle of Digital land
The butler is weird
Children run around the halls
They are all his slaves
Haiku # 76620, August 3, 2023 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bots can't figure out
How to write 5-7-5.
Bots cannot Haiku!
Haiku # 76619, August 3, 2023 9:09 pm ET
by Birthday Basho
I cant swim
In water i can float
Ocean hack
Haiku # 76618, August 3, 2023 6:05 pm ET
by Jake somnio of Billabongio
Your way of
Speaking is still the same
Er, unless...
Haiku # 76617, August 3, 2023 6:04 pm ET
by Oilgirl of Suntan lotion
Guampa joe
Little hoe is on the
Prairie now
Haiku # 76616, August 3, 2023 6:03 pm ET
by Bad of Bad bad bad
Do you see?
Its not just me, it's you
And him too
Haiku # 76615, August 3, 2023 6:02 pm ET
by Namae of Lugar
Bad haiku
Is so Necessary
For you two
Haiku # 76614, August 3, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let me know,
What do you think is next?
Lets try it!
Haiku # 76613, August 3, 2023 6:00 pm ET
by Yeah of Ea ea ea se menea
Bad haiku
Submit haiku for me
Search haiku
Haiku # 76612, August 3, 2023 5:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like to eat
All of the stinking feet
Just kidding
Haiku # 76611, August 3, 2023 5:57 pm ET
by Feetles of Beetles
I dont know
What i should do now
I dont know
Haiku # 76610, August 3, 2023 5:56 pm ET
by Nuttle of Cuddle
Their fake new name stinks.
There's no such thing as "LatinX"...
(Or women with dinks)
Haiku # 76609, August 2, 2023 6:43 pm ET
by One Who Thinx of Missing Linx
My son is nine years
Single dad who does it all
Winning the life game
Haiku # 76608, August 2, 2023 10:20 am ET
by ShinkChinkDausBright... of HUMBOLDT
Invited to leave
Heartbroke but spirit remained
Wandering aimless
Haiku # 76607, August 2, 2023 10:14 am ET
by Cloverberry 319 of Tomsk, Russia
Found enlightenment
On my spiritual sojourn
Her soul still touches
Haiku # 76606, August 2, 2023 10:08 am ET
by Beorn then/Myself now... of California
You fart without care
Knowing that I am downwind
You got me this time
Haiku # 76605, August 2, 2023 9:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh the Hmong, the Hmong,
Misunderstood little tribe.
They sacrifice pigs!
Haiku # 76604, July 29, 2023 5:42 pm ET
by Spirit Caught Me of I Fell Down
Painting of my life.
On the blank fibrous canvas
colored bird droppings
Haiku # 76603, July 29, 2023 8:12 am ET
by Julian H
Abraxas' fourth track:
'Incident at Neshabur';
Notes of war then peace.
Haiku # 76602, July 28, 2023 10:16 am ET
by Listen to It
Demian was dull
But Santana's Abraxas...
That is eternal.
Haiku # 76601, July 28, 2023 10:06 am ET
by Dosis of Gnosis
Magic Theater.
Entrance not for everyone.
Hermine is in hell.
Haiku # 76600, July 28, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Steppenwolf in Haiku of Lyric Synopsis
Stop. Danger. Beware:
Mind-reading psychic radio!
Transcendental. Mind.
Haiku # 76599, July 28, 2023 9:57 am ET
by Stencilled on the Wall of Your Memory
Life: pure becoming.
Decentralized state of flux.
Watch out for nomads!
Haiku # 76598, July 28, 2023 9:48 am ET
by Nomad Monad of Bactrian Bazaar
Multiplicities.
Lines of flight. Smooth space. Plateaux.
The rhizome opens.
Haiku # 76597, July 28, 2023 9:43 am ET
by Jest a Dumb Ol' Redneck of Rebel Yell, TN reading Deleuze/Guattari in muh Truck
One haiku: too much
And one thousand not enough...
(It's kinda like crack.)
Haiku # 76596, July 28, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Basho's Brother from tha streetz of Newark N.J.
All the leaves are brown
Raining. Stopped into a church.
Pleased to see Charmin
Haiku # 76594, July 27, 2023 7:48 am ET
by Mommas and the Poopers of Skid marks on the road (Hippies’ Guide to Camping. Have u ever wiped your ass with leaves?
whales stranded again
charismatic cetacean
leading a death cult?
Haiku # 76593, July 27, 2023 3:49 am ET
by ash of davy jonestown
make me cry 'havoc'
and let slip the dogs of moar
to feast upon verse
Haiku # 76592, July 25, 2023 8:42 am ET
by ash of grubs up
Impaled on my spear
Amidst rotting flesh and skulls:
the head of Haiku!
Haiku # 76591, July 24, 2023 9:51 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan's Book-keeper of Mongol Financial Services Inc.
Crazy how we live
The world is so big yet small
Cowabunga, turds!
Haiku # 76590, July 24, 2023 9:44 pm ET
by Cyan of Galveston’s Pleasurable Pier
Now I begin my verse.
Now I begin my haiku.
And now I conquer.
Haiku # 76589, July 24, 2023 9:43 pm ET
by Chingiz Khan of Haiku Hordes
CYAN! Hey there girl.
Could you return my jockstrap?
(And my steel-toed boots)
Haiku # 76588, July 24, 2023 9:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Gentlemen's Clothing Swap Club
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