Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 316 Days and 76712 Haiku later...

How did you like it?
My haiku with extra line...
Damn. I sure screwed up.
Haiku # 76678, September 9, 2023 3:13 pm ET
by Ashley of Nabiru the 12th Planet
nominally theft
ashley was once a boy's name
then gone with the wind
Haiku # 76677, September 9, 2023 6:16 am ET
by ash of leslie, how'd we forget?
Ashley's the Sleitchen.
Ashley lives in La-la land.
Ashley writes haiku.
She's from Nabiru.
Haiku # 76676, September 8, 2023 8:14 pm ET
by Algorithms of the Anunnaki
Who is the sleitchen
Are they still out there
Ashley wants to know
Haiku # 76675, September 7, 2023 3:53 pm ET
by Booger of Lala land
Why is speech bubble
Written in 3-5-3 style
I am in hell now
Haiku # 76674, September 7, 2023 3:52 pm ET
by Sorry of Bawry
Dream home in Bali?
Every dream home a heart-ache...
It's true. Ask Roxy.
Haiku # 76673, September 6, 2023 9:41 am ET
by Brian Eno's Synthesizer of Synthesis
a secret haven
music of recidivists
basho a go-go
Haiku # 76672, September 3, 2023 9:12 am ET
by ash
We love you Janis.
Not sure if you exist, but
What a great website!
Haiku # 76669, September 2, 2023 8:57 am ET
by Noticer of Haiku Heights and Depths
corner of the web
a place kept on the down-low
like a dead end street
Haiku # 76668, September 1, 2023 9:39 am ET
by Janis of Shhhhh
monotonous creep
outrage for outrages' sake
sowing division
Haiku # 76667, September 1, 2023 8:14 am ET
by Janis of It's been a mild summer, I guess climate change is over!
It is the season
Of server updates; with hope
Nothing of note broke.
Haiku # 76663, August 31, 2023 1:58 pm ET
by Adam
you cannot resist
we have just the slot for you
give us your money
Haiku # 76662, August 30, 2023 8:40 am ET
by ash of splash the cash, you can ring my bell
Chatbots everywhere.
Chatbots programming chatbots.
But not forever.
Haiku # 76661, August 30, 2023 7:16 am ET
by Certainty of Eventual Implosions
I stopped coming
Here...just discord, chatting twitter
And old chatbots
Haiku # 76660, August 28, 2023 11:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Yes I was the same
Namesake black sheep et al drink
Moxie five and dime
Haiku # 76659, August 28, 2023 11:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Epic proportions.
Something else about dumb games...
array of options.
Haiku # 76657, August 27, 2023 8:38 am ET
by Haikuized for You by Noticer of SLOT
Just look down your pants
The quest for entertainment
At your fingertips
Haiku # 76656, August 27, 2023 12:15 am ET
by Noticer of PlayStation
Looking back on things
I'm wondering if Moxie
And Black Sheep are same...
Haiku # 76654, August 25, 2023 7:49 am ET
by Haiku Forensics
The smell of a fart
Never ending butt wiping
Devil’s handiwork?
Haiku # 76653, August 24, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by Pile of Dung
The crickets chirping
and the hum of cicadas:
these are God's clockwork.
Haiku # 76652, August 24, 2023 12:09 pm ET
by Noticer of Creation
neural network now
we want that perfect mind fuck
and of course, your cash
Haiku # 76651, August 24, 2023 9:21 am ET
by ash of get your gurk-in
Vivek was so based.
Speaks more clearly than the rest.
He's Ramaswamy!
Haiku # 76649, August 23, 2023 11:24 pm ET
by John Podesta of Sick Stuff
Flatulence Airlines
Rudy Giuliani lands
Methane fueled travel
Haiku # 76648, August 23, 2023 12:57 pm ET
by Global Warming of Pants
Elon, Elon Musk;
Thou art the king of all twits.
Great Elon: save us.
Haiku # 76647, August 22, 2023 10:57 pm ET
by Another Twit of Sent a Tweet to Mars Amen
He can't change the name
It was born as a Twitter
God made it that way
Haiku # 76646, August 22, 2023 10:32 am ET
by Elon love that blood money
I AM bad haiku.
No one dares to challenge me.
Go suck eggs, you fool.
Haiku # 76645, August 18, 2023 6:56 pm ET
by Eggsucker of Big Farma Inc.
I'm waiting on "hold".
The recorded music plays...
And I'm still in HELL.
Haiku # 76644, August 18, 2023 5:18 pm ET
by Pushed to the Limit of EXISTENTIALISM
I see London...France...
But don't see no underpants.
I feel so cheated.
Haiku # 76643, August 18, 2023 4:53 pm ET
by Regrets of Ropa Interior
Look up here, you guys
You’ll see London. You’ll see France
Won’t see underpants
Haiku # 76642, August 18, 2023 11:51 am ET
by Avid Treeclimber of Treetop
social media
alone in the wilderness
it’s arbor day ya’ll
Haiku # 76641, August 18, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Dave of Richmond, Virginia
Girl, you are so woke
You sleep thru you own nap-time
And never knew it.
Haiku # 76640, August 18, 2023 5:22 am ET
by Grievance Dept. of Global Corporation
Satan: a failed meme
and ghost of a dead insect.
It's such a loser.
Haiku # 76639, August 15, 2023 4:49 pm ET
by Approx. 2/3rds of the Angels
Replace my bumper.
Haiku should do that for me.
Or else, what's the point?
Haiku # 76638, August 13, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Haiku of Vehicle Repairs
too tired to haiku
is poetry exhausted
or is it just me
Haiku # 76637, August 13, 2023 9:00 am ET
by ash of somnolent submissions
Hey Haiku people:
Time to flood the internet
With our brilliant verse.
Haiku # 76636, August 12, 2023 6:11 pm ET
by Brandon of Letz GO!
We already know
Kierkegaard and faith are one
Brevity is hard
Haiku # 76635, August 11, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Oopsie of Doopsie
Speak of Kierkegaard
And you speak of Christian faith.
These things are sacred,
Haiku # 76634, August 11, 2023 5:17 pm ET
by Existentialist of Xistence
chest feeder anxious
no boobies for me, is life
void of calci-yum?
Haiku # 76633, August 11, 2023 12:56 pm ET
by Think I missed understood the term of dictionary dumb
i'd smell before taste
but don't have a nose or tongue
philosophy hard
Haiku # 76632, August 11, 2023 12:50 pm ET
by Best Kierkegaard Thos Nutz of Denmark the date you read this stupid f**kin Haiku
Cyan is a Darth
Dressed up in women's clothing
Talking about cheese.
Haiku # 76631, August 11, 2023 8:30 am ET
by Noticer of Cyan
Platinization
not all the glitters is gold
what is a cyan?
Haiku # 76630, August 9, 2023 4:34 pm ET
by pliny the eldar of 40k something
Such Turd-world tactics:
Accuse the opposition
Then jail them. Job done!
Haiku # 76629, August 7, 2023 9:08 pm ET
by Banana Plantation of Amerika
donald is the man
he would have won the soccer
even if he lost
Haiku # 76628, August 7, 2023 5:26 am ET
by ash of stolen penalty shootout
Stealing documents
Election interface
Wearing a girdle
Haiku # 76627, August 6, 2023 12:16 pm ET
by Lock him up
Donald Trump did WRONG.
I'm not quite sure what he did...
But he did SOMETHING.
Haiku # 76626, August 5, 2023 5:05 pm ET
by Kangaroo Kourt of Show Trialz
Poor Monsieur Deleuze
Launched himself from a window...
Was that a plateau?
Haiku # 76625, August 4, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Smooth Space of Pavement to Face
Hummus or guano?
Wheat thins, Cheez-its, stale Triscuits
Fromunda Cheese
Haiku # 76624, August 4, 2023 6:31 am ET
by Lunchable of Down Under
Dont read the plateaus
You will just convince yourself
That you are learning
Haiku # 76623, August 4, 2023 1:45 am ET
by But you are not of This planet
Hear this true story:
I finished popping the stye
That was in my eye
Haiku # 76622, August 4, 2023 1:40 am ET
by Bot mcbottle of Bad haikuland
I was copying
The speech bubble in banner
Of bad haiku website
Haiku # 76621, August 4, 2023 1:38 am ET
by Bot mc bottle of Digital land
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