Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 20 Days and 76798 Haiku later...

after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
Haiku # 76731, October 26, 2023 5:55 am ET
by ash
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
Haiku # 76730, October 22, 2023 4:06 pm ET
by Crapper John, M.D.
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
Haiku # 76729, October 21, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
Haiku # 76728, October 21, 2023 6:32 am ET
by ash of middle east old west
Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)
Haiku # 76727, October 20, 2023 9:11 pm ET
by Doctor of Misanthropology
People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best
Haiku # 76726, October 18, 2023 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
absorbed in facepage
you shun present engagement
with local life forms
Haiku # 76725, October 18, 2023 5:33 am ET
by ash of other world problems
it's all a bit grim
i watch the seasons changing
not for the better
Haiku # 76724, October 17, 2023 7:56 am ET
by ash of broken planet
Bad Haiku repaired
Does not become good haiku...
And we are ashamed
Haiku # 76723, October 16, 2023 7:52 am ET
by Syllabic Versificators of Honor/Shame-based Society
bad haiku repaired
the rest of the world is fucked
some things never change
Haiku # 76722, October 14, 2023 8:51 am ET
by ash of watching the world burn
Palestinians
Glided into a rave-fest...
Harshed everyone's high.
Haiku # 76721, October 12, 2023 2:37 pm ET
by Samson Delilah of Gaza
In homage to Ash,
Search function has been repaired.
Thanks for the report.
Haiku # 76720, October 10, 2023 3:26 pm ET
by Adam
which god is the best?
if all their children murder
that's bad parenting
Haiku # 76719, October 8, 2023 6:55 am ET
by ash
You Latvian bot,
You are so poorly-programmed.
Humans are better.
Haiku # 76718, October 4, 2023 7:22 am ET
by Bot-monitor Unit 666, Apollyon of the Abyss
It's well written, but inhibition it into the open
Haiku # 76717, October 1, 2023 4:04 am ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
Ah done thought it out.
Ah thought it out to the end.
But it don't make sense.
Haiku # 76716, September 29, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Hillbilly Existentialist of Moonshine Holler
cant find my engine
the heart search is broken
like my empty haiku
Haiku # 76714, September 27, 2023 8:50 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Repurposed
oh sweet sphere of mine
tulip bulb dermatitis
cracked earth blisters dumb
Haiku # 76713, September 25, 2023 9:37 am ET
by Magenta of Turdville
cant find my haiku
the search engine is broken
like my empty heart
Haiku # 76712, September 25, 2023 7:31 am ET
by ash of lost legacy
It's well written, but check it out
Haiku # 76711, September 24, 2023 10:44 pm ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
In the Pharaoh's tomb
Passages are also blocked...
Brains removed through nose.
Haiku # 76710, September 24, 2023 5:28 pm ET
by Illumination of Mummification
moving into spring
copious nasal discharge
blocks my passages
Haiku # 76709, September 24, 2023 8:31 am ET
by ash of snot easy being green
Hey Joe of JoeLand:
You almost have a haiku.
Watch your syllables...
Haiku # 76708, September 23, 2023 5:51 pm ET
by Syllable Support Intervention of Unit 629553A
I, data entry
everyday my eyeballs bleed
Bang flows through my veins
Haiku # 76707, September 22, 2023 12:10 pm ET
by at work of clock riders anonymous
don't tease the panther
panther is down on its luck
panther depression
Haiku # 76706, September 22, 2023 12:00 pm ET
by panther of panther panther
Catch the biggest fish
Please, I want to go fishing
Eat it for dinner
Haiku # 76705, September 22, 2023 4:41 am ET
by Kimberley of Sandwich
I call on satan

show me all the thoughts I hide

there is no answer


a conversation

speak to madness without reply

it listens
Haiku # 76704, September 21, 2023 11:34 pm ET
by Joe of Joeland
Can't writer today
Maybe I'll author next week
Or poet Friday
Haiku # 76703, September 21, 2023 4:56 am ET
by K.G. Munro of Heaven
Time to grab the hog
Feeling like an in heat dog
Go see Beetlejuice
Haiku # 76702, September 20, 2023 10:36 am ET
by Lauren Bobafet
this simple haiku
sigma hype beasts nod their heads
SUPREME brand poem
Haiku # 76701, September 20, 2023 9:43 am ET
by alpha is just sigma lite of VIP weightlifting room - cruise ship gym
Hi y'all. It's just me:
Your little haiku fairy,
perched on a flower!
Haiku # 76700, September 20, 2023 7:58 am ET
by Obese Bearded Offender With Ankle Bracelet of Filthy Basement
but no no eat me
starve much dust soon to be cuz
no eat me long time
Haiku # 76699, September 19, 2023 1:43 pm ET
by Hungry of Neanderthal
but is it giving
like a turtle with a straw
seasons tend to shift
Haiku # 76698, September 19, 2023 11:45 am ET
by Person of Climate
infrequent haiku
significant hiatus
between submissions
Haiku # 76697, September 19, 2023 6:27 am ET
by ash of guess we forget
"Back In The Saddle".
Zenith of Western Culture.
Hmm... well maybe not.
Haiku # 76696, September 15, 2023 6:07 pm ET
by Aerosmith of Bwahston Rawks
Chip Away The Stone:
Go listen to it right now;
Aerosmith. YouToob.
Haiku # 76695, September 15, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Rock + Roll of You Can Do This
They're from "the Barrio"...
Gringos think it's menacing.
(Just means "Neighborhood"...)
Haiku # 76694, September 13, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by El Flaco of Scarsdale NY
I asked the Sandman
Will ya make me some sandbags?
Waterbed for sale
Haiku # 76693, September 11, 2023 1:52 pm ET
by Sigh of Relief (sleep #2 would be worse)
wherever you be
dream a little dream of me
and leave a wet patch
Haiku # 76692, September 11, 2023 9:47 am ET
by ash of nocturnal mission
Vincent spoke the truth...
Spoke truth to Absurdity.
And so he's guilty.
Haiku # 76691, September 10, 2023 1:38 pm ET
by Alice C. of Detroit City Rock On
I light up the sky.
Yes, I am that kind of guy.
What I sell, you buy.
Haiku # 76690, September 10, 2023 1:27 pm ET
by Prophet Margin of Isaiah Ezekiel
Lightning is the proof:
Proof thunder comes after flash;
Thunder of my voice.
Haiku # 76689, September 10, 2023 1:25 pm ET
by Voice of Thunder of Down Under
Now I just can't stop.
Now I must haiku some more.
Now I understand.
Haiku # 76688, September 10, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by Miss Understanding of Misanthropology
Mah deer uncle Clem:
I has done ritten haiku.
(Ain't nobody knowed.)
Haiku # 76687, September 10, 2023 1:20 pm ET
by Appalachian Orientalist of Cornpone Corner
Hey YOU, haiku-face:
Disappear without a trace
Inside outer space.
Haiku # 76686, September 10, 2023 1:17 pm ET
by We Are Kontrol All Your Base of E-rase
All we am pronouns.
She/her are preferred zhey/zhem.
These is makes grammar!
Haiku # 76685, September 10, 2023 1:14 pm ET
by Noam Chompski of ChompChomp Inc.
Knowing where we are
Or knowing who i am now
All just a big farse
Haiku # 76684, September 10, 2023 2:26 am ET
by Farce? of Farts
Whats up with fun bug
Horried eyeliner and guts
I love to see it
Haiku # 76683, September 10, 2023 2:24 am ET
by Ger of Valley of spiders
These rotten
Versed even a dog
Will not eat
Haiku # 76682, September 10, 2023 2:15 am ET
by A dog of Eden (eatin')
No no no no bro
Ashley is from lalaland
Superwholock fan
Haiku # 76681, September 10, 2023 2:13 am ET
by Ashley (me) of Do u memebber
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