Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 222 Days and 77145 Haiku later...

bad haiku repaired
the rest of the world is fucked
some things never change
Haiku # 76722, October 14, 2023 8:51 am ET
by ash of watching the world burn
Palestinians
Glided into a rave-fest...
Harshed everyone's high.
Haiku # 76721, October 12, 2023 2:37 pm ET
by Samson Delilah of Gaza
In homage to Ash,
Search function has been repaired.
Thanks for the report.
Haiku # 76720, October 10, 2023 3:26 pm ET
by Adam
which god is the best?
if all their children murder
that's bad parenting
Haiku # 76719, October 8, 2023 6:55 am ET
by ash
You Latvian bot,
You are so poorly-programmed.
Humans are better.
Haiku # 76718, October 4, 2023 7:22 am ET
by Bot-monitor Unit 666, Apollyon of the Abyss
It's well written, but inhibition it into the open
Haiku # 76717, October 1, 2023 4:04 am ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
Ah done thought it out.
Ah thought it out to the end.
But it don't make sense.
Haiku # 76716, September 29, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Hillbilly Existentialist of Moonshine Holler
cant find my engine
the heart search is broken
like my empty haiku
Haiku # 76714, September 27, 2023 8:50 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Repurposed
oh sweet sphere of mine
tulip bulb dermatitis
cracked earth blisters dumb
Haiku # 76713, September 25, 2023 9:37 am ET
by Magenta of Turdville
cant find my haiku
the search engine is broken
like my empty heart
Haiku # 76712, September 25, 2023 7:31 am ET
by ash of lost legacy
It's well written, but check it out
Haiku # 76711, September 24, 2023 10:44 pm ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
In the Pharaoh's tomb
Passages are also blocked...
Brains removed through nose.
Haiku # 76710, September 24, 2023 5:28 pm ET
by Illumination of Mummification
moving into spring
copious nasal discharge
blocks my passages
Haiku # 76709, September 24, 2023 8:31 am ET
by ash of snot easy being green
Hey Joe of JoeLand:
You almost have a haiku.
Watch your syllables...
Haiku # 76708, September 23, 2023 5:51 pm ET
by Syllable Support Intervention of Unit 629553A
I, data entry
everyday my eyeballs bleed
Bang flows through my veins
Haiku # 76707, September 22, 2023 12:10 pm ET
by at work of clock riders anonymous
don't tease the panther
panther is down on its luck
panther depression
Haiku # 76706, September 22, 2023 12:00 pm ET
by panther of panther panther
Catch the biggest fish
Please, I want to go fishing
Eat it for dinner
Haiku # 76705, September 22, 2023 4:41 am ET
by Kimberley of Sandwich
I call on satan

show me all the thoughts I hide

there is no answer


a conversation

speak to madness without reply

it listens
Haiku # 76704, September 21, 2023 11:34 pm ET
by Joe of Joeland
Can't writer today
Maybe I'll author next week
Or poet Friday
Haiku # 76703, September 21, 2023 4:56 am ET
by K.G. Munro of Heaven
Time to grab the hog
Feeling like an in heat dog
Go see Beetlejuice
Haiku # 76702, September 20, 2023 10:36 am ET
by Lauren Bobafet
this simple haiku
sigma hype beasts nod their heads
SUPREME brand poem
Haiku # 76701, September 20, 2023 9:43 am ET
by alpha is just sigma lite of VIP weightlifting room - cruise ship gym
Hi y'all. It's just me:
Your little haiku fairy,
perched on a flower!
Haiku # 76700, September 20, 2023 7:58 am ET
by Obese Bearded Offender With Ankle Bracelet of Filthy Basement
but no no eat me
starve much dust soon to be cuz
no eat me long time
Haiku # 76699, September 19, 2023 1:43 pm ET
by Hungry of Neanderthal
but is it giving
like a turtle with a straw
seasons tend to shift
Haiku # 76698, September 19, 2023 11:45 am ET
by Person of Climate
infrequent haiku
significant hiatus
between submissions
Haiku # 76697, September 19, 2023 6:27 am ET
by ash of guess we forget
"Back In The Saddle".
Zenith of Western Culture.
Hmm... well maybe not.
Haiku # 76696, September 15, 2023 6:07 pm ET
by Aerosmith of Bwahston Rawks
Chip Away The Stone:
Go listen to it right now;
Aerosmith. YouToob.
Haiku # 76695, September 15, 2023 6:01 pm ET
by Rock + Roll of You Can Do This
They're from "the Barrio"...
Gringos think it's menacing.
(Just means "Neighborhood"...)
Haiku # 76694, September 13, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by El Flaco of Scarsdale NY
I asked the Sandman
Will ya make me some sandbags?
Waterbed for sale
Haiku # 76693, September 11, 2023 1:52 pm ET
by Sigh of Relief (sleep #2 would be worse)
wherever you be
dream a little dream of me
and leave a wet patch
Haiku # 76692, September 11, 2023 9:47 am ET
by ash of nocturnal mission
Vincent spoke the truth...
Spoke truth to Absurdity.
And so he's guilty.
Haiku # 76691, September 10, 2023 1:38 pm ET
by Alice C. of Detroit City Rock On
I light up the sky.
Yes, I am that kind of guy.
What I sell, you buy.
Haiku # 76690, September 10, 2023 1:27 pm ET
by Prophet Margin of Isaiah Ezekiel
Lightning is the proof:
Proof thunder comes after flash;
Thunder of my voice.
Haiku # 76689, September 10, 2023 1:25 pm ET
by Voice of Thunder of Down Under
Now I just can't stop.
Now I must haiku some more.
Now I understand.
Haiku # 76688, September 10, 2023 1:22 pm ET
by Miss Understanding of Misanthropology
Mah deer uncle Clem:
I has done ritten haiku.
(Ain't nobody knowed.)
Haiku # 76687, September 10, 2023 1:20 pm ET
by Appalachian Orientalist of Cornpone Corner
Hey YOU, haiku-face:
Disappear without a trace
Inside outer space.
Haiku # 76686, September 10, 2023 1:17 pm ET
by We Are Kontrol All Your Base of E-rase
All we am pronouns.
She/her are preferred zhey/zhem.
These is makes grammar!
Haiku # 76685, September 10, 2023 1:14 pm ET
by Noam Chompski of ChompChomp Inc.
Knowing where we are
Or knowing who i am now
All just a big farse
Haiku # 76684, September 10, 2023 2:26 am ET
by Farce? of Farts
Whats up with fun bug
Horried eyeliner and guts
I love to see it
Haiku # 76683, September 10, 2023 2:24 am ET
by Ger of Valley of spiders
These rotten
Versed even a dog
Will not eat
Haiku # 76682, September 10, 2023 2:15 am ET
by A dog of Eden (eatin')
No no no no bro
Ashley is from lalaland
Superwholock fan
Haiku # 76681, September 10, 2023 2:13 am ET
by Ashley (me) of Do u memebber
Minneapolis:
Police are necessary.
What were you thinking?
Haiku # 76680, September 9, 2023 3:25 pm ET
by Consequences of Bad Policy
Now I am ready.
Yes, I am ready indeed--
Here to haiku you.
Haiku # 76679, September 9, 2023 3:17 pm ET
by Pronouns Inc. of Old Country
How did you like it?
My haiku with extra line...
Damn. I sure screwed up.
Haiku # 76678, September 9, 2023 3:13 pm ET
by Ashley of Nabiru the 12th Planet
nominally theft
ashley was once a boy's name
then gone with the wind
Haiku # 76677, September 9, 2023 6:16 am ET
by ash of leslie, how'd we forget?
Ashley's the Sleitchen.
Ashley lives in La-la land.
Ashley writes haiku.
She's from Nabiru.
Haiku # 76676, September 8, 2023 8:14 pm ET
by Algorithms of the Anunnaki
Who is the sleitchen
Are they still out there
Ashley wants to know
Haiku # 76675, September 7, 2023 3:53 pm ET
by Booger of Lala land
Why is speech bubble
Written in 3-5-3 style
I am in hell now
Haiku # 76674, September 7, 2023 3:52 pm ET
by Sorry of Bawry
Dream home in Bali?
Every dream home a heart-ache...
It's true. Ask Roxy.
Haiku # 76673, September 6, 2023 9:41 am ET
by Brian Eno's Synthesizer of Synthesis
a secret haven
music of recidivists
basho a go-go
Haiku # 76672, September 3, 2023 9:12 am ET
by ash
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