Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 196 Days and 77113 Haiku later...

Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
Haiku # 76773, November 10, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
Haiku # 76772, November 10, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by ash of someone else's pogrom
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
Haiku # 76771, November 10, 2023 7:44 pm ET
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 76770, November 10, 2023 1:23 pm ET
by Hex of the Funhouse
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
Haiku # 76769, November 9, 2023 11:00 pm ET
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
Haiku # 76768, November 9, 2023 5:47 am ET
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
Haiku # 76767, November 8, 2023 7:54 am ET
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
Haiku # 76766, November 8, 2023 7:30 am ET
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti
My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
Haiku # 76765, November 7, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
Haiku # 76764, November 7, 2023 7:29 am ET
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
Haiku # 76762, November 6, 2023 10:50 pm ET
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
Haiku # 76761, November 6, 2023 12:51 pm ET
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
Haiku # 76760, November 6, 2023 12:11 pm ET
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
Haiku # 76758, November 6, 2023 2:57 am ET
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
Haiku # 76756, November 5, 2023 10:17 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
Haiku # 76755, November 5, 2023 6:42 pm ET
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
Haiku # 76754, November 5, 2023 7:18 am ET
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
Haiku # 76753, November 5, 2023 6:19 am ET
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
Haiku # 76749, November 3, 2023 4:49 pm ET
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging
very good
Haiku # 76748, November 1, 2023 4:29 pm ET
by Michaelunerb of Panama
Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.
Haiku # 76747, October 31, 2023 8:28 pm ET
by All Hallows Eve of Goodnight
scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes
Haiku # 76746, October 31, 2023 8:24 am ET
by ash of trick or treatment
spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali
Haiku # 76745, October 29, 2023 9:26 pm ET
by ash of tidak bagus
Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.
Haiku # 76743, October 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Bali Hai of Bahasa Indonesia
Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...
Haiku # 76742, October 29, 2023 2:26 pm ET
by Horror of Autumnal Spookery Inc.
bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey
Haiku # 76741, October 29, 2023 8:35 am ET
by ash of onya wayan then ketut kaput
regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change
Haiku # 76736, October 27, 2023 10:34 pm ET
by ash of logical pretzel
Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.
Haiku # 76735, October 27, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Disciples of Janis
Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...
Haiku # 76733, October 27, 2023 12:53 pm ET
by Becker Fagen of Barrytown
After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop
Haiku # 76732, October 27, 2023 11:33 am ET
by Controll your hole
after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
Haiku # 76731, October 26, 2023 5:55 am ET
by ash
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
Haiku # 76730, October 22, 2023 4:06 pm ET
by Crapper John, M.D.
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
Haiku # 76729, October 21, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
Haiku # 76728, October 21, 2023 6:32 am ET
by ash of middle east old west
Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)
Haiku # 76727, October 20, 2023 9:11 pm ET
by Doctor of Misanthropology
People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best
Haiku # 76726, October 18, 2023 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
absorbed in facepage
you shun present engagement
with local life forms
Haiku # 76725, October 18, 2023 5:33 am ET
by ash of other world problems
it's all a bit grim
i watch the seasons changing
not for the better
Haiku # 76724, October 17, 2023 7:56 am ET
by ash of broken planet
Bad Haiku repaired
Does not become good haiku...
And we are ashamed
Haiku # 76723, October 16, 2023 7:52 am ET
by Syllabic Versificators of Honor/Shame-based Society
bad haiku repaired
the rest of the world is fucked
some things never change
Haiku # 76722, October 14, 2023 8:51 am ET
by ash of watching the world burn
Palestinians
Glided into a rave-fest...
Harshed everyone's high.
Haiku # 76721, October 12, 2023 2:37 pm ET
by Samson Delilah of Gaza
In homage to Ash,
Search function has been repaired.
Thanks for the report.
Haiku # 76720, October 10, 2023 3:26 pm ET
by Adam
which god is the best?
if all their children murder
that's bad parenting
Haiku # 76719, October 8, 2023 6:55 am ET
by ash
You Latvian bot,
You are so poorly-programmed.
Humans are better.
Haiku # 76718, October 4, 2023 7:22 am ET
by Bot-monitor Unit 666, Apollyon of the Abyss
It's well written, but inhibition it into the open
Haiku # 76717, October 1, 2023 4:04 am ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
Ah done thought it out.
Ah thought it out to the end.
But it don't make sense.
Haiku # 76716, September 29, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Hillbilly Existentialist of Moonshine Holler
cant find my engine
the heart search is broken
like my empty haiku
Haiku # 76714, September 27, 2023 8:50 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Repurposed
oh sweet sphere of mine
tulip bulb dermatitis
cracked earth blisters dumb
Haiku # 76713, September 25, 2023 9:37 am ET
by Magenta of Turdville
cant find my haiku
the search engine is broken
like my empty heart
Haiku # 76712, September 25, 2023 7:31 am ET
by ash of lost legacy
It's well written, but check it out
Haiku # 76711, September 24, 2023 10:44 pm ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
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