Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging
very good
by Michaelunerb of Panama
Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.
by All Hallows Eve of Goodnight
scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes
by ash of trick or treatment
spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali
by ash of tidak bagus
Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.
by Bali Hai of Bahasa Indonesia
Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...
by Horror of Autumnal Spookery Inc.
bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey
by ash of onya wayan then ketut kaput
regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change
by ash of logical pretzel
Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.
by Disciples of Janis
Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...
by Becker Fagen of Barrytown
After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop
by Controll your hole
after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
by ash
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
by Crapper John, M.D.
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
by ash of middle east old west
Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)
by Doctor of Misanthropology
People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best
by Anonymous Poet
absorbed in facepage
you shun present engagement
with local life forms
by ash of other world problems
it's all a bit grim
i watch the seasons changing
not for the better
by ash of broken planet
Bad Haiku repaired
Does not become good haiku...
And we are ashamed
by Syllabic Versificators of Honor/Shame-based Society
bad haiku repaired
the rest of the world is fucked
some things never change
by ash of watching the world burn
Palestinians
Glided into a rave-fest...
Harshed everyone's high.
by Samson Delilah of Gaza
In homage to Ash,
Search function has been repaired.
Thanks for the report.
by Adam
which god is the best?
if all their children murder
that's bad parenting
by ash
You Latvian bot,
You are so poorly-programmed.
Humans are better.
by Bot-monitor Unit 666, Apollyon of the Abyss
It's well written, but inhibition it into the open
by TimothyReise of Latvia
Ah done thought it out.
Ah thought it out to the end.
But it don't make sense.
by Hillbilly Existentialist of Moonshine Holler
cant find my engine
the heart search is broken
like my empty haiku
by Homage to Ash of Repurposed
oh sweet sphere of mine
tulip bulb dermatitis
cracked earth blisters dumb
by Magenta of Turdville
cant find my haiku
the search engine is broken
like my empty heart
by ash of lost legacy
It's well written, but check it out
by TimothyReise of Latvia
In the Pharaoh's tomb
Passages are also blocked...
Brains removed through nose.
by Illumination of Mummification
moving into spring
copious nasal discharge
blocks my passages
by ash of snot easy being green
Hey Joe of JoeLand:
You almost have a haiku.
Watch your syllables...
by Syllable Support Intervention of Unit 629553A
I, data entry
everyday my eyeballs bleed
Bang flows through my veins
by at work of clock riders anonymous
don't tease the panther
panther is down on its luck
panther depression
by panther of panther panther
Catch the biggest fish
Please, I want to go fishing
Eat it for dinner
by Kimberley of Sandwich
I call on satan
show me all the thoughts I hide
there is no answer
a conversation
speak to madness without reply
it listens
by Joe of Joeland
Can't writer today
Maybe I'll author next week
Or poet Friday
by K.G. Munro of Heaven
Time to grab the hog
Feeling like an in heat dog
Go see Beetlejuice
by Lauren Bobafet
this simple haiku
sigma hype beasts nod their heads
SUPREME brand poem
by alpha is just sigma lite of VIP weightlifting room - cruise ship gym
