Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
Haiku # 76760, November 6, 2023 12:11 pm ET
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
Haiku # 76758, November 6, 2023 2:57 am ET
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
Haiku # 76756, November 5, 2023 10:17 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
Haiku # 76755, November 5, 2023 6:42 pm ET
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
Haiku # 76754, November 5, 2023 7:18 am ET
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
Haiku # 76753, November 5, 2023 6:19 am ET
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
Haiku # 76749, November 3, 2023 4:49 pm ET
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging
very good
Haiku # 76748, November 1, 2023 4:29 pm ET
by Michaelunerb of Panama
Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.
Haiku # 76747, October 31, 2023 8:28 pm ET
by All Hallows Eve of Goodnight
scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes
Haiku # 76746, October 31, 2023 8:24 am ET
by ash of trick or treatment
spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali
Haiku # 76745, October 29, 2023 9:26 pm ET
by ash of tidak bagus
Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.
Haiku # 76743, October 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Bali Hai of Bahasa Indonesia
Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...
Haiku # 76742, October 29, 2023 2:26 pm ET
by Horror of Autumnal Spookery Inc.
bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey
Haiku # 76741, October 29, 2023 8:35 am ET
by ash of onya wayan then ketut kaput
regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change
Haiku # 76736, October 27, 2023 10:34 pm ET
by ash of logical pretzel
Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.
Haiku # 76735, October 27, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Disciples of Janis
Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...
Haiku # 76733, October 27, 2023 12:53 pm ET
by Becker Fagen of Barrytown
After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop
Haiku # 76732, October 27, 2023 11:33 am ET
by Controll your hole
after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
Haiku # 76731, October 26, 2023 5:55 am ET
by ash
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
Haiku # 76730, October 22, 2023 4:06 pm ET
by Crapper John, M.D.
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
Haiku # 76729, October 21, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
Haiku # 76728, October 21, 2023 6:32 am ET
by ash of middle east old west
Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)
Haiku # 76727, October 20, 2023 9:11 pm ET
by Doctor of Misanthropology
People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best
Haiku # 76726, October 18, 2023 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
absorbed in facepage
you shun present engagement
with local life forms
Haiku # 76725, October 18, 2023 5:33 am ET
by ash of other world problems
it's all a bit grim
i watch the seasons changing
not for the better
Haiku # 76724, October 17, 2023 7:56 am ET
by ash of broken planet
Bad Haiku repaired
Does not become good haiku...
And we are ashamed
Haiku # 76723, October 16, 2023 7:52 am ET
by Syllabic Versificators of Honor/Shame-based Society
bad haiku repaired
the rest of the world is fucked
some things never change
Haiku # 76722, October 14, 2023 8:51 am ET
by ash of watching the world burn
Palestinians
Glided into a rave-fest...
Harshed everyone's high.
Haiku # 76721, October 12, 2023 2:37 pm ET
by Samson Delilah of Gaza
In homage to Ash,
Search function has been repaired.
Thanks for the report.
Haiku # 76720, October 10, 2023 3:26 pm ET
by Adam
which god is the best?
if all their children murder
that's bad parenting
Haiku # 76719, October 8, 2023 6:55 am ET
by ash
You Latvian bot,
You are so poorly-programmed.
Humans are better.
Haiku # 76718, October 4, 2023 7:22 am ET
by Bot-monitor Unit 666, Apollyon of the Abyss
It's well written, but inhibition it into the open
Haiku # 76717, October 1, 2023 4:04 am ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
Ah done thought it out.
Ah thought it out to the end.
But it don't make sense.
Haiku # 76716, September 29, 2023 2:55 pm ET
by Hillbilly Existentialist of Moonshine Holler
cant find my engine
the heart search is broken
like my empty haiku
Haiku # 76714, September 27, 2023 8:50 pm ET
by Homage to Ash of Repurposed
oh sweet sphere of mine
tulip bulb dermatitis
cracked earth blisters dumb
Haiku # 76713, September 25, 2023 9:37 am ET
by Magenta of Turdville
cant find my haiku
the search engine is broken
like my empty heart
Haiku # 76712, September 25, 2023 7:31 am ET
by ash of lost legacy
It's well written, but check it out
Haiku # 76711, September 24, 2023 10:44 pm ET
by TimothyReise of Latvia
In the Pharaoh's tomb
Passages are also blocked...
Brains removed through nose.
Haiku # 76710, September 24, 2023 5:28 pm ET
by Illumination of Mummification
moving into spring
copious nasal discharge
blocks my passages
Haiku # 76709, September 24, 2023 8:31 am ET
by ash of snot easy being green
Hey Joe of JoeLand:
You almost have a haiku.
Watch your syllables...
Haiku # 76708, September 23, 2023 5:51 pm ET
by Syllable Support Intervention of Unit 629553A
I, data entry
everyday my eyeballs bleed
Bang flows through my veins
Haiku # 76707, September 22, 2023 12:10 pm ET
by at work of clock riders anonymous
don't tease the panther
panther is down on its luck
panther depression
Haiku # 76706, September 22, 2023 12:00 pm ET
by panther of panther panther
Catch the biggest fish
Please, I want to go fishing
Eat it for dinner
Haiku # 76705, September 22, 2023 4:41 am ET
by Kimberley of Sandwich
I call on satan

show me all the thoughts I hide

there is no answer


a conversation

speak to madness without reply

it listens
Haiku # 76704, September 21, 2023 11:34 pm ET
by Joe of Joeland
Can't writer today
Maybe I'll author next week
Or poet Friday
Haiku # 76703, September 21, 2023 4:56 am ET
by K.G. Munro of Heaven
Time to grab the hog
Feeling like an in heat dog
Go see Beetlejuice
Haiku # 76702, September 20, 2023 10:36 am ET
by Lauren Bobafet
this simple haiku
sigma hype beasts nod their heads
SUPREME brand poem
Haiku # 76701, September 20, 2023 9:43 am ET
by alpha is just sigma lite of VIP weightlifting room - cruise ship gym
Hi y'all. It's just me:
Your little haiku fairy,
perched on a flower!
Haiku # 76700, September 20, 2023 7:58 am ET
by Obese Bearded Offender With Ankle Bracelet of Filthy Basement
but no no eat me
starve much dust soon to be cuz
no eat me long time
Haiku # 76699, September 19, 2023 1:43 pm ET
by Hungry of Neanderthal
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