I like sandwiches
Having form,but versatile 
Kind of like haiku
by Doobie Brother of China Grove 
 
			
Let us now give thanks
for geriatric warmongers.
Yes. Let us give thanks.
by Pentagon Turkeys of Unpardoned 
 
			
If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold
by Mox
 
			
copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it
by ash of up yer arts 
 
			
twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days
by ash of off yer dial 
 
			
the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.
by Brent of Brentwood, TN 
 
			
so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?
by Brent of Brentwood, TN 
 
			
among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles
by Brent of Brentwood, TN 
 
			
value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown
by ash of generous at two bits 
 
			
More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?
by Pentagon Brat of Military Matriarchy 
 
			
RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself 
Sad, but expected.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)
by Coma of RINO Cuckery 
 
			
thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed
by ash of higher altitudes 
 
			
Giant marshmallows 
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day
by Ivica  of Canada  
 
			
final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind
by ash of and womankind and lgbti+kind 
 
			
let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch
by ash of dust to dust 
 
			
Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham 
 
			
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
by ash of someone else's pogrom 
 
			
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars 
 
			
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
by Hex  of the Funhouse 
 
			
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble 
 
			
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker 
 
			
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage 
 
			
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti 
 
			
My radicchio 
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
by Ivica of Canada 
 
			
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher 
 
			
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird  
 
			
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission 
 
			
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
by Sasquatch  of Himalayas/Hermalayas 
 
			
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth 
 
			
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable 
Yet I watch him melt
by Ivica of Canada 
 
			
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco 
 
			
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears 
 
			
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies 
 
			
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging 
 
			
 very good
by Michaelunerb of Panama 
 
			
Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.
by All Hallows Eve of Goodnight 
 
			
scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes
by ash of trick or treatment 
 
			
spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali
by ash of tidak bagus 
 
			
Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.
by Bali Hai of Bahasa Indonesia 
 
			
Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...
by Horror of Autumnal Spookery Inc. 
 
			
bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey
by ash of onya wayan then ketut kaput 
 
			
regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might  change
by ash of logical pretzel 
 
			
Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon, 
And we are so glad.
by Disciples of Janis 
 
			
Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...
by Becker Fagen  of Barrytown 
 
			
After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop
by Controll your hole
 
			
after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
by ash
 
			
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
by Crapper John, M.D.
 
			
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah 
 
			
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
by ash of middle east old west