Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 187 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold
Haiku # 76787, November 19, 2023 3:29 pm ET
by Mox
copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it
Haiku # 76786, November 16, 2023 6:43 am ET
by ash of up yer arts
twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days
Haiku # 76785, November 16, 2023 6:37 am ET
by ash of off yer dial
the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.
Haiku # 76784, November 15, 2023 11:46 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?
Haiku # 76783, November 15, 2023 11:38 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles
Haiku # 76782, November 15, 2023 11:25 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown
Haiku # 76781, November 15, 2023 11:14 pm ET
by ash of generous at two bits
More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?
Haiku # 76780, November 15, 2023 6:57 am ET
by Pentagon Brat of Military Matriarchy
RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself
Sad, but expected.
Haiku # 76779, November 14, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)
Haiku # 76778, November 14, 2023 8:42 am ET
by Coma of RINO Cuckery
thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed
Haiku # 76777, November 14, 2023 7:02 am ET
by ash of higher altitudes
Giant marshmallows
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day
Haiku # 76776, November 13, 2023 11:04 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind
Haiku # 76775, November 10, 2023 9:24 pm ET
by ash of and womankind and lgbti+kind
let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch
Haiku # 76774, November 10, 2023 9:18 pm ET
by ash of dust to dust
Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
Haiku # 76773, November 10, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
Haiku # 76772, November 10, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by ash of someone else's pogrom
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
Haiku # 76771, November 10, 2023 7:44 pm ET
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 76770, November 10, 2023 1:23 pm ET
by Hex of the Funhouse
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
Haiku # 76769, November 9, 2023 11:00 pm ET
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
Haiku # 76768, November 9, 2023 5:47 am ET
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
Haiku # 76767, November 8, 2023 7:54 am ET
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
Haiku # 76766, November 8, 2023 7:30 am ET
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti
My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
Haiku # 76765, November 7, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
Haiku # 76764, November 7, 2023 7:29 am ET
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
Haiku # 76762, November 6, 2023 10:50 pm ET
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
Haiku # 76761, November 6, 2023 12:51 pm ET
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
Haiku # 76760, November 6, 2023 12:11 pm ET
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
Haiku # 76758, November 6, 2023 2:57 am ET
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
Haiku # 76756, November 5, 2023 10:17 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
Haiku # 76755, November 5, 2023 6:42 pm ET
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
Haiku # 76754, November 5, 2023 7:18 am ET
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
Haiku # 76753, November 5, 2023 6:19 am ET
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
Haiku # 76749, November 3, 2023 4:49 pm ET
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging
very good
Haiku # 76748, November 1, 2023 4:29 pm ET
by Michaelunerb of Panama
Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.
Haiku # 76747, October 31, 2023 8:28 pm ET
by All Hallows Eve of Goodnight
scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes
Haiku # 76746, October 31, 2023 8:24 am ET
by ash of trick or treatment
spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali
Haiku # 76745, October 29, 2023 9:26 pm ET
by ash of tidak bagus
Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.
Haiku # 76743, October 29, 2023 2:30 pm ET
by Bali Hai of Bahasa Indonesia
Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...
Haiku # 76742, October 29, 2023 2:26 pm ET
by Horror of Autumnal Spookery Inc.
bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey
Haiku # 76741, October 29, 2023 8:35 am ET
by ash of onya wayan then ketut kaput
regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change
Haiku # 76736, October 27, 2023 10:34 pm ET
by ash of logical pretzel
Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.
Haiku # 76735, October 27, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Disciples of Janis
Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...
Haiku # 76733, October 27, 2023 12:53 pm ET
by Becker Fagen of Barrytown
After you came out
They thought you were a baby
But, you were a poop
Haiku # 76732, October 27, 2023 11:33 am ET
by Controll your hole
after you came out
i thought you were the best fruit
but it's papaya
Haiku # 76731, October 26, 2023 5:55 am ET
by ash
Maintaining this site
Requires sheer defecation
Multiple flushes
Haiku # 76730, October 22, 2023 4:06 pm ET
by Crapper John, M.D.
Fake news is not good.
But there is something much worse--
And that is Fake Jews.
Haiku # 76729, October 21, 2023 9:32 am ET
by Shlomo Manischewitz, Renowned Scholar of Talmud and Kabbalah
rising from the west
creating the mourning jew
a palestine dawn
Haiku # 76728, October 21, 2023 6:32 am ET
by ash of middle east old west
Myself, I like cats,
Bible, beer, and tobacco.
(Humans low on list)
Haiku # 76727, October 20, 2023 9:11 pm ET
by Doctor of Misanthropology
People can fuck off
I love my computer more
But dogs are the best
Haiku # 76726, October 18, 2023 11:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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