influencer (noun) :
a contagious disorder
that disrupts your sells

foul epidemic
bringing altered mentation
malignant desire

retail therapy
prescribed by the vacuous
is no remedy

we need less not more
if this disease keeps spreading
the planet if fucked

Whites who talk like blacks:
It annoys me to no end
Mush-mouth wannabes.

oy vey! what you say?
it's not really genocide
because they're arabs

American way
Content of your Character-
Only Nazi's hate.

Hey you Wong Lofan:
What do you make of them Jews?
You think they're Kosher?

My poem contained
a link to an article
I found disturbing:

Tried to post. Got this:
"Sorry, but your poem con-
tains invalid on."

Things just get weirder.
Hassids in Brooklyn tunnels...
What are they down to?

Crown Heights reaches low:
those Hassidic tunnels lead
from Chabad to worse.

jumpin' yemeni!
red sea, dead sea, galilee
all the same to me

Border invaders
Aliens illegal millions-
Democrat voters.

Ho Bai Din directs
Open the border come in!
Emperor Pooh laughs.

Pay your taxes serfs!
They will need med. care and phones.
How you like Mao now?

Monolith or apes...
Dem bones, dem bones gonna rise...
Now cue up the Strauss.

poetic hard on
it's a fucking monolith
haiku is a rock

Orange Man will lose- big!.
Hump-er and Ho Bai-dim-win!!
U.S.A. kaput!

You voted for the Ho.?
Emperor Poo real happy!
Thanks a lot dim sum!

8 kun Chan been a
While, I'm too normie, been weird
Just a weird normie

Can't, I can't slow down...
Headrush--grab the wheel. LOOK OUT !
Phew. Was just a truck...

Cursed chatbot filth:
Step up here. Let me TEACH you
What real haiku IS.

Haiku is our hope
Candle of the floating world
Drifting in sewage

A subtle breeze sighs . . .
The croaking frogs discover
Your stink-ass mother.

Get ready! COVID
is a glorified head-cold...
and YOU got suckered.

You! How dare you speak
Of dear leader Ho-Bai-Din,
Emperor of Worlds?

It done BIT me, Clem...
Lordy I got it BAD now--
The haiku snake-bite

Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.

Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.

Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...

He know elections
Beat Trump ass by wide margin
Will do it again

Azz Ton went AWOL?
Ho Bai Din- did not know chit
Story of his life..

Ho Bai Din- jack ass
Imports millions of criminals
That you will pay for.

I just want to say,
I do not like shepherds pie
Can you change my mind?

Twitter waste of time
8 Chan is where the cool is
The best dudes are there

Mox drinks himself like
The snake eating its own tail
Stuck on Twitter x

changing seasons - tick!
with adult toys, sommer comes
and that's a haiku

We wish to thank you:
pointless measures; adults toys
(Haikuized 4 you)

Decadent, clueless,
U.S. celebrates itself
And no one else cares.

Twenty twenty-four:
Global techno-cucks galore
Bodies hit the floor

another year gone
plenty more where that came from
with or without us

Here's to a new year...
Darth, Ash, Moxie and Janis:
Study syllables.

I challenge you, sir
to an honest haiku duel...
You know you must lose.

Ah done gone too far.
Dear Clem: I done hanged myself,
Then wrote this HAIKU.

Tremble before us;
We are milquetoast extremists.
Presbyterians.

Righty-ho, guv'nor
It's boxing day now innit?
So think outside the--

sing it yet again
happy birthday to jesus
so many candles

The Christmas light are
On no one is home, here we
Go again....auuugghhhh!

Rejoice, Thomas B.
With all the heavenly host.
(And zip that thing up.)

Can't say I've missed you
But,once more, for old times sake,
Tom Bosley's penis

Nothing but nervous
Wreck, not so much, the wave goes
Crashes, then goes out

ain't got no corn pone
but i got me some toe jam
and some sweet poontang

Top news sites for guest;
More Google links and spreadsheets...
The usual shit.

Your schizophrenia
Does not mean you are plural
Nor a collective.

Well howdy thar y'all.
Jest wundrin' about something...
Got any corn-pone?