Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

Haiku is our hope
Candle of the floating world
Drifting in sewage
Haiku # 76848, January 10, 2024 6:31 pm ET
by Tokumatsu of Hideki-san
A subtle breeze sighs . . .
The croaking frogs discover
Your stink-ass mother.
Haiku # 76847, January 10, 2024 6:23 pm ET
by Second Thoughts of the Thing that Birthed You
Get ready! COVID
is a glorified head-cold...
and YOU got suckered.
Haiku # 76846, January 10, 2024 6:15 pm ET
by Rino-virus of Neurotic Progressive Retards
You! How dare you speak
Of dear leader Ho-Bai-Din,
Emperor of Worlds?
Haiku # 76845, January 10, 2024 6:11 pm ET
by Juan Fulanito Mentiroso, fake refugee of HONDURAS
It done BIT me, Clem...
Lordy I got it BAD now--
The haiku snake-bite
Haiku # 76844, January 10, 2024 6:05 pm ET
by Snake Mishandlers of Misanthropology
Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.
Haiku # 76843, January 10, 2024 6:02 pm ET
by Disoriented Versification of Western Confusion
Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.
Haiku # 76842, January 10, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by Gallows Humor of Hung Dynasty
Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...
Haiku # 76841, January 10, 2024 5:46 pm ET
by Hi-fi Wang, Big Fan of Wong Lofan
He know elections
Beat Trump ass by wide margin
Will do it again
Haiku # 76840, January 10, 2024 9:32 am ET
by Not a fake asian
Azz Ton went AWOL?
Ho Bai Din- did not know chit
Story of his life..
Haiku # 76839, January 10, 2024 1:13 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Long time ago
Ho Bai Din- jack ass
Imports millions of criminals
That you will pay for.
Haiku # 76838, January 10, 2024 12:58 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Back in the past
I just want to say,
I do not like shepherds pie
Can you change my mind?
Haiku # 76837, January 10, 2024 12:14 am ET
by Pied pooper
Twitter waste of time
8 Chan is where the cool is
The best dudes are there
Haiku # 76836, January 7, 2024 11:18 am ET
by Keyboard Warrior
Mox drinks himself like
The snake eating its own tail
Stuck on Twitter x
Haiku # 76835, January 7, 2024 7:53 am ET
by Mox
changing seasons - tick!
with adult toys, sommer comes
and that's a haiku
Haiku # 76834, January 7, 2024 5:46 am ET
by ash of traditional methodology
We wish to thank you:
pointless measures; adults toys
(Haikuized 4 you)
Haiku # 76833, January 6, 2024 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Decadent, clueless,
U.S. celebrates itself
And no one else cares.
Haiku # 76831, January 4, 2024 4:07 pm ET
by Obese Cheeseburger of Backward Baseball Cap
Twenty twenty-four:
Global techno-cucks galore
Bodies hit the floor
Haiku # 76830, January 2, 2024 4:24 pm ET
by Yuval Harari's Hairdresser of Haiku
another year gone
plenty more where that came from
with or without us
Haiku # 76829, January 1, 2024 2:12 am ET
by ash of existential statute of limitations
Here's to a new year...
Darth, Ash, Moxie and Janis:
Study syllables.
Haiku # 76828, December 31, 2023 2:01 pm ET
by Syllabic Gnosis of Bad Haiku
I challenge you, sir
to an honest haiku duel...
You know you must lose.
Haiku # 76827, December 31, 2023 1:55 pm ET
by Haiku Challenger of Lyric Competition
Ah done gone too far.
Dear Clem: I done hanged myself,
Then wrote this HAIKU.
Haiku # 76826, December 31, 2023 1:52 pm ET
by Appalachian Insight of Beyond the GRAVE
Tremble before us;
We are milquetoast extremists.
Haiku # 76825, December 31, 2023 1:49 pm ET
by John KNOX of Scot-free
Righty-ho, guv'nor
It's boxing day now innit?
So think outside the--
Haiku # 76820, December 26, 2023 2:43 pm ET
by Brit Ran Out of Syllables
sing it yet again
happy birthday to jesus
so many candles
Haiku # 76819, December 25, 2023 7:40 am ET
by ash of hope he's wishing for peace in the middle east
The Christmas light are
On no one is home, here we
Go again....auuugghhhh!
Haiku # 76818, December 25, 2023 5:32 am ET
by Mox
Rejoice, Thomas B.
With all the heavenly host.
(And zip that thing up.)
Haiku # 76817, December 22, 2023 7:01 pm ET
by Jose Maria Jesus of Peaceful Bethlehem... ahem
Can't say I've missed you
But,once more, for old times sake,
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76816, December 22, 2023 6:14 pm ET
by Whirled Traveler
Nothing but nervous
Wreck, not so much, the wave goes
Crashes, then goes out
Haiku # 76815, December 19, 2023 12:25 am ET
by Mox
ain't got no corn pone
but i got me some toe jam
and some sweet poontang
Haiku # 76814, December 18, 2023 3:07 am ET
by ash of bone appetit
Top news sites for guest;
More Google links and spreadsheets...
The usual shit.
Haiku # 76813, December 16, 2023 6:09 pm ET
by Boring Bot Invaders of SPread sHeeTs
Your schizophrenia
Does not mean you are plural
Nor a collective.
Haiku # 76811, December 14, 2023 1:56 pm ET
by Sero Tonin of Laser-focused Singularity
Well howdy thar y'all.
Jest wundrin' about something...
Got any corn-pone?
Haiku # 76810, December 14, 2023 10:11 am ET
by Hungry Haiku Poet of The Ozarks
if you're a psychic
why did i write this haiku
and what does it mean?
Haiku # 76809, December 10, 2023 7:04 am ET
by ash of prescient deja vu
now it all makes sense
the planet is bipolar
it's a mad mad world
Haiku # 76808, December 10, 2023 6:45 am ET
by ash of stop taking the lithium
que sera sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours
Haiku # 76807, December 10, 2023 3:53 am ET
by ash of boomer insouciance
They have your mind now
subliminal whispers to
"Support Big Fart Spray"
Haiku # 76806, December 10, 2023 2:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A can of fart spray
For everyone on your list
Bottled at the source
Haiku # 76805, December 8, 2023 8:44 pm ET
by St. Stinkyass of Nether Regions
Corporate Christmas:
Purchase things that no one needs.
(Now shut up and BUY)
Haiku # 76804, December 8, 2023 9:58 am ET
by Sales Statistics of Saturnalia 2023
ho ho fucking ho
'tis the season so they say
but no one's jolly
Haiku # 76803, December 8, 2023 8:04 am ET
by ash of nearer the south pole
The lights are on but
Christmas, anyone at home
Oh shit, a paint can.

Thump... home alone
Haiku # 76802, December 7, 2023 11:16 am ET
by Vhs
Fuck Allen Dulles.
Fuck the Pentagon warlords.
GOD will judge their souls.
Haiku # 76801, December 6, 2023 5:51 pm ET
by The God You Deny of EXCUSES
hit not on minors
sublimate profane urges
and grind on midgets
Haiku # 76800, December 6, 2023 3:30 am ET
by ash of politically only slightly less incorrect
Please ban this website
We must protect the children
From the groomer life
Haiku # 76799, December 5, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Mom's for Liverty of Loosing elections left and right
Now gentlemen, please...
You verse is stench on the breeze:
excretory sleaze.
Haiku # 76798, December 2, 2023 11:23 am ET
by Poot McPooter of Outhouse In-crowd
When a deer goes poo
He looks like a kangaroo
Ash, could it be you?
Haiku # 76797, December 2, 2023 1:59 am ET
by Noticer of Thunder Down Under
you left me behind
in continent down under
wide brown land for me
Haiku # 76796, December 1, 2023 6:08 am ET
by ash of my country
Skidmark down under
Under where? Under where?
(Wrecked another chair)
Haiku # 76795, November 30, 2023 9:04 pm ET
by Can’t reach to wipe my Ash of Smelly Arthritis
Shit, shat or shitted,
Foul crime was still committed;
Darth benefited.
Haiku # 76794, November 30, 2023 11:21 am ET
by Wm. Shatner of Future Tense
who shat in my pants?
someone is responsible
for such an outrage
Haiku # 76793, November 29, 2023 5:21 am ET
by ash of crossing denial
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